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>decided in the past year I really want to be in the army
>tfw I will never be in the army because of seizures
>feel like going to the recruiters for shits just so I can say I tried
I COULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST IN MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO BE IN THE MILITARY, I COULD HAVE ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING IN MY LIFE THAT WOULD MAKE MYSELF PROUD. JUST END IT
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>seizures
what are you some kind of pussy?
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>>36223615
That sounds more like a "Unable to join the military feel" than a "military feel".
A military feel would be like "I'm in the military and doing this military thing that we do makes me feel like this.".
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>>36223615
Military isn't something to be proud of. It's harmful. It's not ok. Everyone in your family is smart except you aparently lol
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>>36223666
No I'm not just because I have a health problem
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>>36223697
>tfw I will never relate to the woes of military life
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>failed the psych test because I was too enthusiastic to kill somebody
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>>36223730
I'm the typical right-wing
None of that can phase me, the closest thing to military I ever got was dating a deployed Marine for three months who I met on tinder and only met/had sex with twice
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>>36223822
wew lad you need to take a step back and breathe a little
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>>36223731
So you watch anime and you get seizures? Sad!
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It doesn't get any better when you start to pick up rank. Gunny still talks down to you and you have to answer when your gaggle of retards decide to punch a hooker and get DUI's on a 96.
>Sunday morning in the rack on a 96 weekend
>Phone rings
>SGT Anon?
>Yeah?
>This is 1st SGT Ramrod, get to the company building right the fuck now
>FUCK
>Get my happy ass over there in 5 minutes since it's only a stones throw away
>I walk in 1st SGT's office
>Three LCPL's and one boot PFC
>Tell me why your Marines were thought it would be funny to go out to the E-club, get piss drunk while underage, pee on multiple POV's, and then swing at the OOD that tried to stop said peeing on POV's.
>uh....they don't know disciple is, 1st SGT?
>whose fault is that?
>That falls on their leaders, 1st SGT
>Right, I guess their leaders need to know what disciple is to ensure that their junior Marines know what it is, right SGT Anon?
>Aye 1st SGT
>I had to field day the fuck out of the company office and had to go mop up rain outside for about 30 minutes all while my marines watched me do it
>1st SGT knows how to fuck with me pretty well so he made the marines say things like "Hurry SGT, we're going to be late for chow" or "Faster nasty"
>1st SGT also knows what I'm going to do them after I was done getting mine
I got mine. I made them ruck march with standard 65 pound rucks plus flaks with SAPI plates and made them carry a shitload of 2590 batteries for the next week or so. I ruck marched the shit out of them for that plus a near hazing amount of PT for them. 1st SGT really knows how to fuck with you since 1st SGT was a fucking drill instructor in your company.
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>>36223615
Just got transferred to the IRR
Im finally free....
No more rucksacks
That shit hurts my back
Hey hey hey
goood bye
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Just going to enjoy my time in Okinawa before somebody inevitably rapes a Jap and every last marine on base gets all libo secured for months.
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>only a matter of time before I get to my submarine and repeatedly spend months underwater breathing in recycled farts
Well, this is going to suck.
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>>36223615
your gonna get drafted when WWIII starts, don't worry
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