Feeling alone and/or empty inside? Drop an email and I'll send you letters at least twice a week on my world domination plans.
It'll be 50% cool and 100% diabolical! (We can also talk in-between the usual letters.)
Just so you all know, I'm really nervous about communicating with others, even over the internet. Even now I'm slightly shaking...
I'll try my best though!
>>36222572
In the mean time, I'll just quietly ponder to myself. I've got to build up my mettle for this.
>>36222631
If anyone is actually interested, it would help if you were at least 22 or older.
>>36222695
I'm a pretty competent writer, so hopefully my letters would be of entertainment to someone.
>>36222765
I guess I should have a limit on how many people there would be so maybe 5? I'd have to see how well this would work out first.
>>36222886
To be honest, I may not be the most interesting girl on the planet, but there's no point in writing if you don't bother with personality!
I doubt you would ever send your real world domination plans to anyone. You're trying to construct a red herring and it is fairly obvious.
>>36222962
Crap, my first response! I thought I'd be ready...
Anon, you misunderstood. These aren't serious domination plans. That was sort of a gimmick...Y'know to get people interested?
Maybe I chose the wrong hook...
>>36223050
I guess my act was too convincing. Maybe I'm a better writer then I thought!
>>36222501
[email protected]
I know the name is super cringey but I made it when I was like 14.
>>36223110
But that first response gave me some vigor! I am almost certain that I can take on another!
At least 25% certain.
>>36223133
No need to be embarrassed! What's embarrassing is how nervous I am at the moment, I can't even type straight due to my hand shaking!
But that's one! If 4 others would like to join, you are more then welcome!
>>36223133
I'll be sharing my letter through Google docs, so hopefully you'll be able to get it!
>>36223332
I'd like to send letters 2 times a week, one on Monday and one on Friday. In-between we can send regular emails to each other if you'd like but it is in no way mandatory. These letters are mostly just for fun!
>>36223418
Also, I know I was joking around, but please don't take the content of my 'domination' plans too seriously! I'm just a harmless Hikineet after all...
But like I'm sure most of you know, there can't be any interesting conversation without any topic of interest, thus the world domination shtick!
>>36223719
Think of it as my internet persona! There's no way I'd be able to talk so freely with real life people...
>>36223780
I don't really have friends so I thought making a pseudo-newsletter would help with that!
>>36222501
yeah why not this sounds fun
[email protected]
>>36223828
In order for at least an acquaintanceship to take place, there has to be a common meeting spot along with pleasant conversation.
That's what I have observed anyway.
>>36223897
Oh man, a second response! Still a bit nervous!
Thank you for your email! I will be sending the letter through Google docs so hopefully you'll get it!
>>36223898
But as I was saying, this is why it's so hard to make friends as an adult. School used to be that meeting place, but now that you're done with that, there aren't many options.
It also stinks if you aren't very talkative to begin with.
>>36223955
Almost forgot! There are three spots left! If you'd like to join on on the diabolical, please feel free!
>>36224046
So yeah, I'm done waxing poetic about the loneliness of no friends. It's funny though because I was perfectly fine without having friends all through high school.
Now I'm just a Hikineet which is probably worse. Oh how the times have changed...
>>36224241
I won't always be a Hikineet forever though! I consider this my first step. Reaching out to talk to others is something I hardly ever do.
First letter is a go! Hopefully they receive it...
[email protected]
I have no excuses for this email address.
[email protected]
I hope your world domination plans go well, I look forward to reading them
>>36224959
Thank you for your email! I will be adding you shortly!
I think I'm starting to get over the nervous thing! Only slightly though.
Two more left if you'd like to join!
>>36225133
Can you put your email I haven't made an account yet.
>>36225103
Wow, so fast this time! Thank you for your email! I will be adding you shortly!
Trust me world domination is in my sights!
Now there is only one spot left!
[email protected]
Or there might not be a dot
Idr
It is a peripheral email so you can spam my shit up and we are less likely to get caught while discussing our evil deeds-to-be
>>36225178
Sure! Are you gnosticdevice?
>>36222501
Hey why did you delete my comment?
>>36225241
Something like that, thank you!
>>36225381
Whast was your comment, I'm not op, btw
>>36225479
Just me kind of introducing myself I guess
>>36225517
May be op got annoyed?
Op what's your email??
Op?
Op?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>36225211
And that's the final one. Trying to get everything organized is a real pain, but I will add you shortly!
Let's see how this world domination thing pans out!
[email protected]
Tell me your plans and ill tell you mine
>>36225581
No please give me your email I need helpppp
Please please don't be bitchhh
Wasaahhhhhh please!!!!!
>>36225381
Please check your email! I sent you a message!
>>36225604
ok thanks! ornamental
>>36225604
Please can I be part of the group!!!!
Op here!
I still have two spots left actually. As a reminder, you guys need to send me actual email address so that I can send you the doc or else it won't go through! So everyone, get a valid email address!
Whoever is looking to join can still join!
>>36225655
Of course you can! Still two spots left!
>>36225909
Thank you for your email. Adding you shortly!
That makes only one more spot!
I'm telling you guys, there's a reason I don't go out of my way to communicate with others! I'm exhausted already and I haven't really done anything yet!
World domination sure is tiring...
>>36226110
I hope everyone that has received the letter is enjoying it so far! It's quite evil, right?
>>36222501[email protected]
>>36226479
It better not be a chain mail faggot
>>36226619
Well you don't seem very pleasant. I'm going to have to deny you access.
Too bad. They were pretty great plans...
I'll be up for another hour to see if a final person shows up, but if they don't in the time allotted, please do not get discouraged if I don't respond! If no one else responds to my messages, I might have to make a whole new thread.
>>36226935
[email protected]
Im a shy autist so I may not respond is that ok? I just want weekly letters.
>>36227118
Hello and thank you for your email!
You do not have to respond, but it would be nice to have an indicator that you're actually reading. I don't want to feel like I'm wasting my breath.
>>36226935
[email protected]
Please add me I'll respond to all of your emails! World domination is very important to me
>>36227316
Responding to all of my letters is very generous of you! I will be receiving a letter shortly!
Okay, now i think that's enough...
>>36227549
I also meant to say 'you'. Whoops!
[email protected]
I will be wringing my hands mischievously in anticipation!
>>36227864
Okay, you are definitely the last person! You will be receiving access shortly.
>you were too lateand definitely too late for this to be original
>>36228138
Do not be so discouraged! You may have been too late now, but you never know, some people may not ever respond back to my diabolical plans and I may have to make another thread.
Not that I'm doubting anybody but I always keep my promises of contact!