Hey follow bots. I have a serious question. Pic is me. I want

>>36216927
Several robots on this board want nothing more than a girl like you.

Now get the fuck out with your attention whoring. Saged

>>36216927
>Roast-calzones would rather spend thousands of dollars on slicing fat off themselves instead of spending 10's of bucks trying to get /fit/

>>36216927
What the hell happened to your hips?
Don't get surgery, start eating healthier and working out. Find a friend to work out with you, you'll keep each other motivated and it'll be less boring. You can do it, I believe in you.

>>36216927
You need to get some clothes that aren't from 2002

>>36216927
No doctor in his right mind is going to perform bariatric surgery on you unless you're in some shithole country. Liposuction, yes, but honestly your body isn't that bad that you need to waste thousands of dollars on that.

Work out, you aren't fat as in "jesus christ jabba" fat and your little stomach chub could probably be lost with not too much trouble.

I've seen fatter girls get non neckbeard bfs, just bee confident and work out a little if the slight fat really bothers you

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>>36216927
pull your pants lower so i can actually see more of you please, like this

This is bullshit that's not OP I bet my life on it. You gave yourself away son.

>>36216927
i wouldn't fuck you

>>36217072
>>36217006
Thank you for the kind words. That is actually a little inspiring!

>>36216927
You have a great shape, you're just tubby. Try keto and get off my board reeeeeee.

You aren't bad at all fa m
Get some new clothes though lol

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Quit hiding your fupa in your pantline, and whip those titties out so I can assess the sagginess/pepperoniage.

>>36217120
Kill yourself, your problem is that your standards are way too high. You should feel terrible about yourself and take whatever you can get. If you want more then you need to earn it.

I know that op has a penis.

yea lose some weight

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>>36216927
kys op, you deserve nothing but a bullet in your head.

>>36216927
Timestamp and try again. More results will flood in.

>being this new

Wear tighter-fitting clothes [deadly serious]

>>36217039
yeah this pic looks old, dude could have at least picked a semi convincing pic

>>36216927
Clean that fucking room ffs.

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>>36216927
>The last guy who saw me pull up my shirt said my stomach looked like "Jabba the Hutt's nut sack".

top kek

Lose weight and do exercise.
Or just get a robot bf.
Also woman can't be robots.

>>36217273
YES MOTHER

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>>36216927
Step 1: There are no women on the internet.

Step 2: This is poor roleplay. Most guys have standards so loose that they would fuck just about anything, even if just out of penile curiosity.

Step 3: Op pic has a weird body, but the real issue is the mom jeans. Nothing says "I'm insecure about my body" like wearing unflattering clothes a size too large. If you aren't going to change your gross body might as well stop being ashamed of it. Everyone is gonna die anyway.

Step 4: Offer yourself up as a free use onahole / cum dumpster at school. When I was a kid this one obese Asian chick in my highschool thought she was unloveable until she started giving blowjobs to anyone brave enough to ask. By the end of senior year she had sucked off well over half the school. She had betas at her beck and call every hour of the day and at the end of the year one of them actually MARRIED HER despite the persistent stench of other men's semen. What's more he became a programmer so now she sits her fatter ass at home all day spending his money and cucking him.

Step 5: kys