Has anyone ever hired an escort? How awkward was it? I don't

I've seen plenty of escorts. Most of them a "wham, bam, thank you m'am" kinds things. An escort would be okay with just talking. But if you're going to pay for one, might as well get laid.

>>36215488
>there are women who joined Islam just so they could walk around wearing a stylish head scarf

>>36215488
My 3 experiences with a 8/10 tranny escort wasnt akward at all but mostly because i was buzzing and we are both sort of loony anyway xDDDD

>>36215488
>Hiring an escort "to hang out with"
Holy shit my dude hiring an escort to fuck is already pathetic and you somehow made it even more so.

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I need more answers

Is cuddling and having them pretend to be your gf against the rules?

>>36216896

Some charge extra for GFE, which is the girlfriend experience. Usually with GFE, they allow kissing on the lips, sucking on titties, and acting like she is your gf

100 an hour just to hang out with someone....

go to a fucking club dude make some friends

>>36217077

$100 will get you an ugly black chick

If you want a white qt woman, it would be $250+

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>>36217063
>charging extra
absolutely hamasekshual

>>36217135
Is there a gallery I can peruse for a moment to determine whether my type is even available? I'd rather give up this fantasy immediately if it turns out that it is VERY far from ideal in reality.

I want a qt black chick

>>36215488
GFE is pretty standard but some girl's definitions of GFE are loose so ask over the phone whether they do kissing or not.

As a general rule avoid Romanians, don't know why but Romanian punts are always shit, don't do half the services they claim to, robotic, clockwatching bullshit generally. It's like they have a script running through their heads. I've had some lovely Polish and Hungarian girls but for extra safety avoid Eastern Europeans altogether.

You're still going to have to have to pay the full whack even if you don't want sex. Negotiating price with an escort is an exercise in futility.

>>36217178

backpage dating section for (relatively) cheap girls

eros dot com for higher up girls

>>36217464
How these sites legal?

Isn't prostitution illegal in US?

>>36217496

Escorts operate under the guise that their clients pay for their time and not sex. But obviously johns see escorts to bust a nut.

>>36217496
It's not prostitution, it's 'escorting' ;]

I'm in the same boat as OP.

Except I'm fat and have a tiny dick.

I really want to do GFE/have sex without a condom with an Asian girl, a qt one. Will they even touch me? I'm not obese but I am chubby.

How much should I save up to do this? I wanted to go to a hotel for it too, or their place.

So, how much would a girl from backpage cost. And do I need to like buy a motel too?

>>36217613

most escorts will not fuck without condoms. They are professionals who do not comment on the bodies of their clients. All they care about is that green cash

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>>36217464
Thanks, I'll check it out. Soup.

>>36217640

you'll have to call and ask yourself. Here in NYC, the average backpage girl is $200-$300 for an hour. Most host at their own apartments, or sometimes a hotel room. If the ad says "outcall", it means you have to host at your own place.

>>36217077
>go to a fucking club

Clubs are fucking stupid. They're always too loud to have a decent conversation with anyone let alone make friends.

>>36217679
Cool, I live in NYC too.

And damn that's too expensive for just a hour. I could buy a 144 hertz monitor for that lol.

But once I get a steady job, I'll check it out. Is there any chance it's an undercover cop though?

And what about all those badly written ads for "spas" with table showers and shit.

>>36217642
No any kind of sex (oral, anal, etc) without condoms?

Guess I'm starting a sextoy collection.

>>36217679
Will $600 for an hour let me nut inside their mouth, asshole, or vagina repeatedly?

>>36217640
I haven't used backpage before. I generally use adultwork but if the prices are around the same then you're looking at 100 - 150 an hour for good GFE, anyone charging more isn't worth it.

You don't have to get a hotel either, ask if they do incalls. It's usually a bit cheaper anyway as the girl won't stick on a "taxi" fee.

>>36217721

nah, it won't be a cop. I've seen 20 escorts so far, and none were cops. In fact, most asked if I was law enforcement, and they patted me down once I got in the door.

>>36217729

condoms are a strict requirement in the sex industry nowadays. I've gotten many blowjobs without condoms, but vag and anal will always be with condom

>>36217721

and the Spa ads are Asian Massage Parlors. I've personally never been to one before, but supposedly if you play your cards right, you can get vaginal sex with a mature Asian woman for around $150

>>36217848

There seems to be a lot of those in the NYC area. I wonder if the girls are ugly. I wouldn't mind a blowjob or a handjob. Those are only prob like 50 bucks tops right?

>>36218030

I know reddit is often hated around these parts, but r/hookers is a great resource for info about AMPs and prostitution in general. I've never been to an amp so I'm not sure what the costs are like