I want to find an unwashed neet girl and spoil her into my clingy

>>36212489
Neet girls still only want chad

>>36212511
that's not the issue here, the issue is my taking initiative and entering their neet caves would be home invasion. where do these types even spend their time (I know it's not r9k)?

you realize the (probably outdated) american dream for women was formerly

>get married
>produce kids
>cook

?
"NEET" for women is what all women want to be, ideally. There's also the "got married, now I can get fat" stereotype, so a fat NEET grill isn't necessarily more desperate than other NEET grills since they might all want to get fat anyway

>>36212544
not a burger and surrounded by career girls, that sounds like a nice american dream desu. shame you guys have that fucked up marriage court system though.

Bumping because I want the same

>>36212489
She'd smell bad.

>>36212489
Try to hook a semi successful cam girl. They're whole business model is being dependent on others.

>>36212544
What's wrong with you.
Recluse fembot here, I count calories every day
Only eat 2 meals a day and am 100lbs


Too bad I can't help OP because either the NEET girls aren't pretty enough or the pretty ones never leave their cave and keep hidden.

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tfw no stinky vagina neet femanon gf

>>36213002
>try to get with a vapid bitch who makes money off of showing herself off like a little slut
What's wrong with you. They don't deserve to be rewarded for being degenerates.

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>>36212961
I love the musky neet pussy anon, it's a drug. even better if she has a few days worth of my semen just baking in her oven and it wafts through the fabric of her sweatpants. they're proving impossible to find after the highschool phase, since most of them are what I imagine dropouts or hikkis that never went to college.

>>36213002
camming is a dealbreaker,

I used to have this, but I lost her. She was so pretty too. It's too bad about the crippling depression that I couldn't manage well enough.

>>36213061
kek was she actually unwashed?

>>36213008
no one said all NEET girls want to get fat you dumb bitch

>>36213113
No, she was actually pretty clean. I wish she was unwashed though.

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>>36213268
We're all gonna make it and get a cute unwashed neet girl as our housecat anon

>>36213268
damn breh, do you still have feelings for her be honest?

>>36213042
There's non nude cam models famalam. One of the top models on MFC is non nude and only sends nudes to people who drop big money.

Tbh camming is the most conservative porn outlet if you don't count burlesque. Diddling yourself in your own home in front of a computer isn't that bad imo. Stacys do it for free most of the time, atleast these girls know lonely old men will pay.

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>>36213061
>has pretty gf
>still gets 'depressed'

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>no NEET girl to corrupt into cum craving fuckpig

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>>36213602
>tfw no NEET girl whose breath still smells of your cum when you make out while she tries to watch her backlog

>>36213061
where did you find her? this question is one hundred percent oregano

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>>36213008
are your thighs big enough to smother with?

>>36213359
Of course I do, she was perfect.
>>36213447
She was depressed too. And I lost her...
>>36214127
At an anime con from cosplaying. We cosplayed together.

>>36213008
NEET robot here, want to be my gf and never leave the room with me again?

>>36213008
How old are you? I'm a friendly nonpervert looking for a female companion who has the same recluse personality as me and the only way to find them is on places like R9K. I literally don't care if you are ugly and I don't care about sex. I run my own business and am extremely alone.

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>>36215312
go make a hookup thread you thirsty fucks