Normies and failed normies, what was your first time having sex

Was pretty normal actually. I was 22 when I lost mine. I had been jerking off for an eternity and had watched porn for so long it didn't feel like a big deal to me. I lasted like 10 minutes(surprised myself actually) and then came. The girls I was with said it was good so I guess it was fine? It never felt like this massively special moment that people on this bored seem to think it is.

I was a 35-year-old virgin. She didn't know this. We'd been drinking and I was nervous so I couldn't get hard at first and then my erection was tenuous. So I ate her out for like 40 minutes until my jaw was getting sore. She got extremely wet. She claimed afterwards she had one very long orgasm. Apparently I would just let it die down a bit and start it up again. Then I tried to put my dick in but I couldn't find the hole. It was tight as fuck and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I lasted like a minute. Then a few minutes later she got on top of me and I lasted about two minutes. Then we slept and cuddled. Then in the morning we did it again but I only managed about 30 seconds. She didn't say anything and seemed pretty happy about the whole thing. I guess because I just tried to shift all the focus to her. After that I went home and I had a bad taste in my mouth all day.

I was 11. This Asian kid at my Catholic gradeschool got really interested in me and I didn't know why until he started talking about wanting to try stuff he had seen in porn. Got my first blowjob in the bathtub, which was weird as fuck, and then I put it in his butt in the supply closet. It was the best feeling ever at that age because nothing comes out, you just want to lay down and enjoy the fuzzy feeling in your abdomen.

I was 16 and some girl I hung out with at school asked me out on msn and was angry how oblivious I was about her liking me. Went out with her for about a month before she dumped me and went out with my friend (my fault I was a shit boyfriend)

She said she wanted to marry me lol

>>36212973
how was the sex thou?
was she tight?
did you cum inside of her?
did she take a load on her face?
did you lick her anus?

>>36213005

yeah I forgot to mention that. It sucked since we were both virgins and didn't really know what to do. She was so shy about it she wouldn't even let me look under the sheets and the blood kinda grossed me out. It felt like shit desu would have been way better if she got on top or something.

Also she missed her period even though we used condoms and I had my friend go buy her a pregnancy test. Fun memories

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>>36213109
>ywn experience the emotional roller coster of thinking you got your qt virgin gf pregnant

truly I did miss out
jelly of you cucks

Couldn't feel anything. Was a bit of a chore. Honestly I prefer handjbos and jerking off more. My body is probbaly use to it.

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>>36212208

20 years old during freshers week at university

went out clubbing with some people i met during first week, i was extremely drunk, 6.5/10 in club grabs my hand and pulls me aside for drink, we talk a bit then she kissed me.

she invites me to her place, we talk again for a tiny bit, she jumps on me and we get naked on her bed.

tells me to go condomless, (even in my drunken horny state, im like fuck no), i find a condom and put it on.

vagina is lower than you'd expect desu, but ye fingered her for a bit, mostly applying what i knew from porn vids alongside a few tips from chad friends, she begged me to stick it in so i did.

Honestly in a drunken state and having a condom on, it's like slightly better than jerking off, the thing that really turns you on is that in response to your movements, a girl is gyrating on your dick and moaning which is really fucking sexy.

after like 5-10 mins of insertion and some fingering, she had her orgasm then I got finished with a blowjob without the condom.

the only assumption i have is that my years of jerking off made me resistant to the normal feeling of sex

In summary, would do it again, would like to go bareback some time though, that must feel amazing.

>>36213146

on the bright side you will never experience the emotional roller coaster of being dumped by your first girlfriend for your friend who saved msn chat logs to show her. Never felt so betrayed

>>36212208
It was pretty depressing. I was 19 and beginning to recede into full reclusiveness but suddenly this qt that I sort of knew from high school randomly messaged me on Facebook and said she wanted to meet up. So we hung out once or twice and on the third time we went to my friend's house for a small get-together where we listened to music, drank wine and just chilled out. After everyone fell asleep, this girl and I stayed up and got a little bit intimate as we were both wasted from all the boxed wine we had been drinking. We were making out on the couch and getting really close to fucking, and I couldn't believe what was happening. This was my first time kissing a girl in 3 years and the only other kiss had been a wimpy peck on the lips with my first "gf."

So we moved down stairs, where no one was, and without any blankets or cushions, we began making out on the carpeted floor and pulling of each other's clothes, probably awkwardly. I think I went down on her for a time and she had a smoothly shaven, innie vagina which got me really hard, and then she whispered drunkenly (almost concerningly so) to fuck her. So I inserted my cold body into her and begin thrusting her with my exceedingly average wiener. I was really nervous the entire time about losing my erection, so I think we just stayed in the missionary position and I fucked her vigorously and without emotion. I don't remember thinking much aside from "holy fuck, I'm having sex with this girl, I'm actually going to cum inside of this girl's vagina without a condom on, wtf" and then I continued humping her in a vague silence, and tried not to focus on her as she obviously was not thrilled. Finally I came, it had seemed like I was fucking her forever but I'm sure it was only 5 minutes or so, and she went to the bathroom and I think I said something like "t-thanks" before falling asleep on the cold basement floor naked.

I'd rate it a solid 2/10. Never slept with her again. Lost all contact after a week.

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18 years old, first week of college. We were both drunk, she got off a few times, I didn't at all. A lot of guys don't cum the first time. Google is your friend, if you don't know something that you'd like to, Google it. Incognito if you feel embarrassed. Next day, we fucked sober and I came. I had done stuff with girls before so it was easy to fake not being a virgin and she had no clue. Sex honestly isn't that great, I just like hanging out with the girl. Someone to watch movies with and spend time with truly outweighs the sex. Hang in there man, it'll happen. Stay positive about it and don't make such a big deal about it.

>>36212208
Tell us about you anon. Age, living situation, job, self rating, etc?

>>36213217
w/e the case maybe I would be lying if I told you I wasn't jealous of you guys