does anyone actually like this body shape? how do I compete

Stupid woman/tranny. There's a hundred guys, in your own vicinity, who will be attracted to your body shape.

poast physique

>>36211071
By not being fat.
/thread

>>36211071
It's okay fembot, your breasts will grow larger, becoming heavy and full of milk, once I impregnate you.

Your body is begging to be impregnated.

have a vagina
don't be fat
sometimes being fat is still fine

It looks cute in 2D.
I'm going to need some 3D examples though, for research.

>tfw no thicc loli gf to sit on your lap

>>36211071
That's the womanliest shape. I'm pretty sure heterosexual males like it.

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>>36211121
>threads his own post
how's those upvotes going today?

>>36211071

This is most likely trolling. But in case its not: the girl in the pic is highly attractive, OP is a woman-faggot for needing her hand held through the concept that the human body can have more than one fertility indicator. Jesus.

>>36211071
soooo hot
in fact I think that pic cured my erectile dysfunction. thanks, anon!

>>36211071
>how do I compete
Have arms

>>36211071
>how do I compete

Be a good person.

>>36211071
>does anyone actually like this body shape?
Yes but probably not the guys you want like you
>how do I compete with mega milk?
be smart enough to know when you should make a first move and when to be all obedient waifu

>>36211071
They'll get bigger if you let me massage them every day.

I fucking love pear bodies, but actual pear bodies, not a fat girl who just has bad boob genes.

>>36211071
That's one of my favorite body types. Who cares about large lopsided tits when a girl has those knock-me-up hips?

>>36211071
>met a pear shaped goddess
>she actually liked me
>made multiple moves on me
>ghosted her hard

I fuck everything up

>>36211852
you might still have a shot anon, you can always reverse your own ghosting

>>36211852
same. she was a single mom tho and i didn't want to play the role of "daddy." god help me tho she had the perfect pear proportions and i still think about fucking her every day and haven't seen nor spoke to her in months.

>>36211071
Where do you live ? I'm fine with this body type.

>>36211071
This os a fine body type.
As in... fine.

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this thread makes me happy about myself , kek
though it is painful to find the right clothes for this body type

>>36211071
Pear shaped girls are my absolute favorite. I love wide hips and big butts more than anything, and small, perky tits with sensitive nipples are so fun to play with and don't sag like cow tits. Thick thighs are a huge plus. Do you do any squats, OP?

>>36212855
you are actually watching a weeb AI channel on YT
what went wrong?

>>36211071
this is the best body shape, but this is a bad example of it

you need to be thin and have muscular thighs/ass + small tits

>>36211071
I briefly dated a girl who had a pear shape but who's tits were so small, she didn't wear a bra of any kind ever. I thought she was a tarp before getting her naked and seeing that vagoo. Shit was weird. But she was cute so it wasn't terribly important

>>36211071
Massive hips? Most men like that. You probably know this roastie but I guess I bite.

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>>36213376
did she let you sleep underneath her?

Are you female

>yes
Then people like your body shape

>>36213401
Totally man, kept me good and dry the entire time. 10/10

I have big tits and no ass. I would love to have your body. Chads love a pear shaped body. It looks good in everything. I wanna get a breast reduction surgery and ass implants

>>36211071
Use the hitachi until you lose conciousness and become a mass of electrified meat and bodily fluids.

My gf has this body type and I'm not a fan.

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>>36211071
I would date you anon
Email me at [email protected]

Best body type for facesitting imo, learn to enjoy it

>>36213487
Big tits are great, don't get rid of them.

>>36213487
same lets kill ourselves together with our weird proportions that will never look right

>>36213487
>>36213627
how sweaty and smelly do your tits get? asking for a friend

>>36213569
I've never met anyone irl who was a tit guy. my chances of getting a boyfriend that likes my body keep going lower and lower

>>36213627
I would love to be able to wear a dress and feel good in it. I liked my body last year but the more i'm noticing how many guys are ass guys the more i'm becoming insecure

>>36213692
I've never had "smelly" boobs but they do get really sweaty

>>36213779
how big are we talking, and which part of the world are you in. I think the ass obsession is largely an americas thing desu

My girlfriend has a pear shaped body. Shes trying to lose the extra weight and if she didn't have the extra weight she'd be even more delicious

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>>36213779
LYING LYING WHORE LYING WHORE LYING LYING STOP LYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU FUCKING WHORES ARE LYING OR JUST TROLLING BETA CUNTS

>>36213779
big tits are great, wtf are you talking about.


Just do squats my friend

Now the problem occurs if you're overweight, cause everyone knows boobs on fat girls are basically like having no bills to pay because you're homeless. If you're relatvely thin though and have big boobs, congratulations.

It's also a thing of knowing what to wear, crop tops and high waisted jeans tend to make both your boobs and ass look bigger, so try that.

And 30 squats everyday before bed! add more as you get comfier! then add weights! you can do it titty chan!

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>>36213909
get out frogposting redditor, let me share my feelings here

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>>36213986
stop lying you cunt go away everyone here knows you are lying about it you fucking CUNT

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>>36213023
>it is a requirment for people to have been through a tragic incident to end up into moe
nothing went wrong. kizuna ai is cute. go be bitter somewhere else!

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Tfw i shove it in her first thing in the morning and she takes my cum everytime

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>>36214078
let's her some more of that girlpower here

>>36214094
I don't understand this caption. Are you her homework bitch?

>>36214898
Just just being a princess, Anon

>>36213779
BWAAA WUAAAAA Chad won't fuck me, only losers are interested in me

GTFO, roasties can't be be robots

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>>36213779
>>36213487

Please fuck off from this thread. It's about pear shaped goddesses feeling insecure about not having big tits, it's not a thread for you to waltz in say, "OMG I have big tits and I don't like it :( cuz whooooo would ever like big tits :( plz make me feel good about my body type that literally all media glorifies :("
R9K is bursting at the seams with betas that will worship you solely because of your big tits. Go find or make another thread to dump your pathetic need for constant attention at the cost of everyone around you.
Holy shit, your selfishness is giving me a fucking aneurysm.

>>36213487
tfw your breasts are so small you can't form a Y line with them squeezed, and you won't experience titty fuck. you should bee happy

>>36211071

No, they don't. They'll say they do, but men lie constantly. The only thing they care about is how skinny- only skinny, being average or normal weight isn't good enough, you have to be underweight or else you're considered fat- a girl is(despite being fat themselves). Since pear shaped women always have big asses and thighs and wide stomachs, we're always considered fat. There's not way to win, so the answer is to not play the game. Forget about men, use those child-hips to become a single mom, and die surrounded by your loving children while men rot away alone.

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>>36211071
Them birthing hips