be me
>unifag
>talking to qt from class on normbook
>the conversation is going well, she laughs at my awkward humour
>feelsgood.jpeg
>she says that i remind her of someone
>okay?
>"anon you remind me of the pink guy off futurama"
>"anon, your beard would be the tentacles"
>zoidburg
>be me, litteral retard doctor with no redeeming features
>tfw women think im zoidburg
>haha anon you're so funny you remind me of the sherminator from american pie
thanks appreciate that.
Post beard fag
>>36211096
Inb4 neckbeard
>>36210891
Oh my god that is fucking hilarious.
You didn't just get friendzoned; you're her PET!
That was her way of telling you she wants NOTHING to do with you sexually
Fucking zoidberg holy fuck anon my sides are in orbit
When I was in high school I went through an edgy phase and the cute punk "I'm not like the other girls" girl I had a crush on told me I reminded her of Donnie Darko. What did she mean by this?
>>36211985
she wanted you to kys