>talking to friend I've known forever who's literally

A roastie being irrational and assigning herself a special identity label to be a snowflake?

You've really got me stumped on this one anon.

Maybe she tried it with the nerd and it was so bad that she turned asexual?

I mean I'm straight and I've tried it with boypucci, just once and found out it wasn't my thing

I believe they have a term for that now OP; demisexual. Most likely she does it to please him, like most roasties do.

>>36209952
She is only asexual to u champ

xD

>>36210007
No bitch, she got fucked recently and apparently "thinks she isn't asexual anymore".

>>36209952
>literally always claimed she's asexual
She's lying.

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>be Lauren
>claim to be asexual just like OP's girl, post about asexual pride and shit every fucking day
>meet Chad
>pic related

>>36209952
She's not asexual dummy, she just wants a special label to feel ~~~different~~~

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>>36209952
asexuality is a real thing and some people legitimately just feel nothing sexually.

but this roastie is not asexual. she's a snowflake who wants a special label cause straight isn't "cool" now.

>>36209952
Shes a dumb woman wanting to be a special snowflake

She loves the cock and everybody knows

>claims she's asexual
>literally has her Brad boyfriend in her profile pic

OP, how could you not see you were getting duped all along?

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>>36210007
>I've tried it with boypucci, just once and found out it wasn't my thing

>>36209952
Imagine your girlfriend gets off from rubbing your elbow, you'd let her do it because it makes her happy right? even though it really doesn't do anything for you.

Same thing

>>36210804
>I'm not a homosexual, it doesn't matter that I've had sex with men, I didn't like it so it doesn't count.

>>36209952
SJW special snowflake shit, women are fucking stupid. ignore

Yeah, I've had an "asexual" gf for almost 6 years. We fucked like 20 times in those 6 years, mostly because I've almost begged her on my knees to do it ( couple of times I didn't even finish cause she started crying during the deed).
She broke up with me and recently I've found out she's got a new boyfriend, a japanese rodent. And she actually wants to fuck him. When I confronted her about it she admitted that I was just so hideous and disgusting to her that she prefered to live in celibacy for almost 6 years than to have sex with me.
At least I know she didn't cheat on me when we were still together.
Don't trust women when they say they're asexual, they just don't want to fuck with You.

>>36211777
Trips confirm, Asexuality isn't real.

>>36210350
I'm triggered by this bitch on so many levels, oh my good golly fucking jesus FUCK

1. Asexuality IS real.

2. Dude she isn't asexual lmao. It aint like being gay or bi or whatever where maybe you sleep with a woman or two to see how it is. Asexuality means theyve NEVER had ANY interest in it, so why the FUCK would this bitch be curious enough to try it?

3. She just doesn't want to fuck you dude. Get some hot athlete or one of those gaunt-skinny musicians with the thick long hair and she will fucking squirt buckets