>tfw you were born with an inferior little pleasure clit while Stacies are hardcore blowing and fucking 8 inch fat cocks
That's a rather large clitoris, friend
It's probably like 5 inches, which is normal. Porn has stunted our views on dicks.
>>36209571
Yeah, it's a big clitoris -.-
>>36209635
It's not even 5 inches, and the problem is that porn is skewing womens' view on dicks so that they turn to Tinder to get laid and reproduce with big dicks... Showing off a small dick is like a godsend for them so that they can ignore them and force them out of the gene pool...
>>36209694
The guy's pose is making his dick seem smaller. If he stood with his legs back and pressed a ruler into the fat pad it'd probably barely come to 5 inches.
I get off on seeing a big dick cumming in a girl who's screaming in ecstasy till it impregnates her, and then I cum out a useless small dick load
>>36209844
Um... That's me.
>>36209694
I was kidding
What the other guy said, stick that bad boy out straight and measure down into the fatpad and you've prolly got five inches
Not all chicks are loose sluts who crave monster cocks, btw
My buddy measures at 8 1/2, and it's actually been a problem in his love life. Then again, he doesn't pick up skanks, so there's that
You've got more there than a lot of dudes. My girl's ex had the medical definition of a micropenis
>>36209997
No. It's small and I like it. It makes me cum just from its smallness and inferiority alone. Especially when compared to bigger ones. I like plopping out my little penis like it's a little pleasure clit in front of a girl with a bigger one in front of us. I'm weird.
>>36210079
Please seek help. Cut soy out of your diet. Stop drinking from plastic bottles.
Isn't that like, the average sized dick? Goddamn, pornographic addiction is more serious than I thought if this is what people think of that.
>>36209487
Hey thats what mine looks like
Fuck
>>36210190
K...... lol. I think the damage is already done. I got a small dick. I don't eat soy. Stop trying to "help me" and let me and my little dick cum
>>36210227
I have never seen a penis as small as mine in porn, except for when you search for "small dick porn" and even then, most of them are bigger than mine
>>36210268
Mine looks like that too but I measured it and confirmed it's 5.1 inches. Looks are deceptive.
My biggest fetish is sucking a big dick guy with a girl till he shoots his load onto our faces, while I jerk off my littler cock beneath him.
Gets me off something fierce.
>>36210268
>>36210293
I've seen three friends dicks and they were all bigger than me. Mine is like 4.5 inches at best.
>>36210273
Are you me, my dude? Our lot is suffering.
>>36210190
Not him but I exclusively drink water from plastic bottles, what's the problem with that?
>>36210337
It's okay to want to suck off a guy but stop with the inferiority/humiliation shit. It will fuck you up in the long run. You're not going to be able to get into any meaningful relationships if that's something you're looking for in life. Don't try to turn this around like how a fat person warps the notion of their weight into fat acceptance. It's toxic.
That's a very cute looking penis. I'm probably a little bit bigger but still below 5". I still feel bad about it sometimes but recently i've been starting to feel unique, like, my penis is unique and i want women to see my uniqueness.
>>36210381
It's not suffering for me really. I get off on people knowing I have a small clitlet that just craves pleasure.
That's why I show it and wear tight jeans. If I get a boner, you can barely even tell
It's just a little pleasure clit basically
>>36210433
Well, idk... it gets me off.
>tfw smaller than OP
Forever a boy
>>36209844
>fat pad
Get the fuck off /r9k/ James Terry Mitchell Jr.
>>36210499
>Forever a boy
Untilyou decide to become a cute girl.
>>36210499
I get asked if I'm 16-17 all the time.
Something that gets me off is wearing sweatpants (don't ask me why - maybe because it's boyish) and sucking a tall guy's thick cock in his car with my ass in the air, till I pull down my pants and expose my little cock bent over so he grabs my ass. Preferably if he's married.
Makes my little dick soaked in precum....
>>36210079
>>36210415
also worried about the plastic bottle thing
>>36210586
no way im too old for become a trap
>>36210415
>>36210721
i too am worried
>>36210642
yeah you weren't born gay. someone molested you gay.
>>36210721
It's probably true, but there's not much that can be done about it at this point...
>>36210415
>>36210721
>>36210780
Xenoestrogens (more specifically BPA) are used in the lining of plastic bottles. The body can treat xenoestrogens as actual estrogen. With an excess of estrogen in your body as a male, your biology almost essentially shifts, resulting in breast tissue growth (gyno) and other things characteristic of females.
>>36210910
what else can you store water in
at home i can maybe boil water in a kettle and pour in a glass to drink but is there any other way
>>36210935
Use a glass bottle or container, or stainless steel, like a thermos.
>>36210969
>or stainless steel, like a thermos.
this is a good idea. Thanks, friend. It'd be able to sustain more stress than a bottle of water, too.
>>36210926
DESU free estrogen wouldnx% be the worst if i were living that life, if that's the only consequence. but i'm not, so...
ops dick is small, and i think i live in the same house as you son
>>36211026
probably not. But yes, it is small. But it drools a lot of cum
>>36209487
Looks like a nice manageable mouthful desu
>>36211472
When your wet little pleasure clit just hangs there
>>36209487
survival of the fittest?
not everyone is created equal
>>36211669
So we're not meant to survive ?
>>36211669
Yes. That's why I like it. I'm not as good
>tfw you're born a small dick natural faggot to bully
(feel free - it's like the way it's supposed to be)
>>36211792
Some of us aren't.
>>36211792
Anyone with a dick this small should just become a trap desu
>tfw my cock is too big to be a twink bottom
I'll just throw rocks at people's windows, spray paint someone's car, slash someone's tire, go full anarchist/criminal. I mean, why should i treat people and myself in a good way ? The nature doesn't want me to survive anyway.
>>36211879
Then why be a twink bottom. Abuse small dick twink fags like this
http://www.boycall.com/videos/1958/tight-young-twink-takes-a-raw-dick-in-his-hole/
>>36211879
That is a yummy cock. I would suck it with a girl with my little engorged erection on display to show you're alpha
Makes my little clitlet so wet
>>36211879
that is not true. a dom would love you regardless, if you find the right one
>>36210999
>5 inch length but 5.4 girth
>need to use L condoms
>>36209487
hmmm,men undoing their pants like that is so good
i would suck it happily btw
>>36211879
>>36212416
What about reverse situation? Can you be a good top / dom with a small dick?
>>36212528
Most people get off on the idea of a big dick fucking girls and boys hardcore till their buttholes fall out...
>>36212654
Well
>tfw pencil 4 incher
>>36212853
Same.
It's just an inferior pleasure clit not fit for reproduction
"Oh this guy looks relatively normal." Pulls out engorged little boyish half-sized penis that can barely be seen through jeans when it gets hard
For life.