Hey r9k, why don't you just end it all? You can't live forever in this girlfriend-less future. You can make it quick and painless.
Your ancestors are waiting for you. Why don't you join them?
It is rough right now but it will get better it always gets better!
I live purely out of spite and it keeps me happy
>>36205684
No it doesn't. It never gets better. It's hopeless.
But one step you can end your pain once and for all.
Do it r9k.
Do it.
>>36205725
u r really so gay
>>36205733
That's mean anon.
Why are you so mean? Do you not like samurai Jack?
You fool, you hold no power over me.
I never watched Samurai Jack as a child, so I don't have any nostalgia.
>>36205802
But I know you suffer. And your suffering is endless.
Which means only one solution: suicide. So how bout it?
>>36205843
Get out of here Jack, or else I'll tell the CN CEO to replace you with Rick and Morty again.
>>36205672
>quick and painless
How exactly?
go away jack you couldn't even kill some comedic relief octopus ink nigger who spends 90% of his time talking to himself and ordering pizza
>>36205725
It always seems bad at first but then I find a way.
>>36205672
>you can't live forever in this girlfriend-less future
what the fuck do you know, weakie
For any Samurai Jack fans out there, I highly recommend watching this superb fight scene, edited to be perfectly synced up with Carpenter Brut's masterful synthwave.
It's insane how few views this video has for being so awe inspiring. Does include some spoilers from S5 E3, but nothing too egregious. https://youtu.be/M7SNJmA546s
It's time to end this don't you think?