ANON! Tell us how YOU lost your virginity next!! WAIT?! You

>>36204959
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This almost happened to me at work today

I pretended to be on my phone while gradually getting further and further from them. They ended up not asking. I winder if they think it was suspicion

In case anyone is curious

First guy said 16
Girl said 15
2nd guy said 14

>>36204959
It happened 14 years ago, I was sleeping in my bed when my uncle came into my room and raped me in the ass. I was 8 years old.

>be me
>14
>have girlfriend
>fuck her
That's my story

>>36205143
lmao i wonder how people would react if someone actually said this

>girl drives 18 hours to see me
>I sneak out of work on a nightshift
>go home, take off my clothes frantically as she's on the phone
>fug
>takes forever because my dick is used to being death gripped 4 times a day since I was 12
>posts on /r9k/ immediately after telling everybody I finally lost my v-card
Some robots may remember the thread or not

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Seriously? A virgin? Gross! That's like an elementary school kid

>>36205078
>I pretended to be on my phone while gradually getting further and further from them. They ended up not asking. I winder if they think it was suspicion

If you were actively part of the group when the conversation started they noticed; but then again they probably assumed you were a virgin anyways and this was probably just a "test" for you so they could have something to laugh at

>>36205436
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>>36205492
The thread had like 3 posters in it before I fell asleep. Honestly not worth anyone's time to read it. I'd hope that I would have gotten at least one "good job" but all I was told was to fuck off normie ree

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Why do normies give a fuck who I fucked or if I'm a virgin or not. I don't care about your body either. If I asked someone if they are a virgin at work I would get looks/wtf reactions because I stay quiet at work. But if a normie Chad says it he gets cherished. Even normals revealing this is bad, people will talk behind your back at my workplace or any workplace. You think they like you, but when you are not there, bad things are said about you. I'm glad I stay silent. Another relatable thing at work like this is normals cracking shitty jokes and me awkwardly deciding if I should fake laugh or just not make any facial expression. Boss makes shit jokes all the time.

>be me
>16th birthday
>go over to GF's
>parents aren't home
>start making out
>she skips straight to the dick
>"I want you Anon"
>fuck her
>cummies on her tummy
>her mom walks in just as we're finishing
>lay there and cuddle with my cum all over her
It was a pretty good birthday.