This is it robots. This is the day. Today I'm going to

>>36204442
it is a mistake. see you tomorrow

>>36204442
Follow your dreams, kid. Shoot for the stars and you'll go far.

>>36204468
Why tomorrow I'll report soon after.

Anyways, if it's a mistake I would rather not do anything.

>>36204493
oh are you doing this thing soon?

>>36204442

It's a mistake. You're a robot. She will never love you.

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>>36204535
Yes, but frankly I don't feel it in myself.

>>36204442
i found out that the easiest way to talk with women is by pretending they're a man. for example, i was talking to a tranny for a week who i thought was a man transitioning into a woman. I had no trouble talking to him with that thought in mind. but i later found out that it was actually the opposite, turns out it was a woman transitioning into a man. at first i suddenly found it hard talking to her because i overthought every word i said, but then after a few days of awkward conversations i realized i was still talking to the same person and saying what's on my mind doesn't make the world end.
>tldr don't over think what you're going to say, just say it

>>36204580
you probably shouldn't be feeling it but who knows maybe it will work report in soon

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>>36204442

Crazy idea here.

Bluntly ask her if she's doing anything. Ask her to come with you to get something to eat.

She says yes, the world is yours, take it from there.

She says no, it's not a big deal.

You're making this shit sound like you're about to commit a felony.

>>36204611
No.
I make it sound like it's my last chance because I'm about to be past my prime and I have never actually known a girl intimately.

For the first time a girl showed me some crazy attention(not really the first time) but then I'm afraid I have done something to turn her off or it was only in my head, then I can safely conclude that if this girl doesn't like me, no girl will ever, as it has been the case for all my previous failed attempts.

>>36204671

I kind of get where you're coming from, because I used to have a similar mindset before I got into relationships.

After you get out of even just one relationship, you really stop giving a shit and realize how easy it is to get laid. Doesn't matter what age you are, there are a bunch of old, ugly fat guys getting mad pussy. Although, money helps if you've got all that against you.

>>36204756
This only happens when you have the confidence boost only a girl can give you.

It may seem weird to you that I know what you're saying.
But when that girl showed interest in me like I was a Chad, my ego got kicked beyond relief.

Only for me to realize I was overthinking this shit.

A virgin stays a virgin, its how it is, I don't expect to be old and dating or go to girls myself if I don't have the confidence.


If you were in my place, then you know already what all my fears are.
So many people tell me I'm exaggerating all this and it's no big deal.
For somebody who did encounter some pussy in the past, a rejection means nothing because he knows he is not the problem.

Do it anon, I believe in you

how the fuck is that unoriginal????

>>36204917

Well, if you're going to insist on freaking out about it, at least be honest. Tell her "Hey, I couldn't think of anything to say, but I had to say you're beautiful, can I sit here?"

Worked for me on a random stranger, it'll probably do well for you.

>>36204988
I can't do that.

Original af

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Here I go bros.


Wish me some big luck.

>>36205825
big luck you stinky weirdo

Tanti auguri, amico.

>>36205825
good luck and remember to keep us updated!!

>>36205948
Sure.

Original again