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no friends, so ill tell you guys >be 25yo virgin >get into

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no friends, so ill tell you guys
>be 25yo virgin
>get into tinder,
>match with 41 year old woman
>wants to fuck me with a strap on, and whip my with a crop
>makes me send her video of me jerking off
>wants me to drive an hour and a half to her place on friday.
im just hoping she is not a man who will rape and murder me. pic related
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>>36202297
Tinder is a cesspool, friendo. Try OKCupid instead. It's a great way to meet traditional qts.
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>>36202297
you should proabbly get used to putting the lotion in the basket.
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ask her to timestamp
if she's unwilling then stay the fuck away

be flexible say something like put your pinky up in front of your face touching your eyebrow
or something like that if she doesn't want to use a piece of paper?
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>>36202297
who cares anon, YOLO, just go for it mah boi.
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>>36202417
>>36202417
>>36202417
this
most likely a land whale or something seriously wrong if she agreed and expects you to drive an hour+ to meet her
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why not let dommy mommy pack you some fudge? maybe you'll die who cares?
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op here, ill try and get a timestamp of some kind from her tomorrow. she wants to meet in a bar, so i could bolt if shes catfishing. will i still be a virgin if she stuffs my butthole?
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