>"Why are you so quiet anon?" HOW THE FUCK

>>36200933
If you're attractive and say something like

>I'm just thinking

she'll think you're being mysterious and want your cock her in mouth.

>no reason, really, it's just who i am y'know

>>36200933
Stay quite and avoid eye contact

>because if i talk, people will dislike me even more

>>36200933
Depends on who says it. If it's pic in op then say
>>I'm sorry, you're very pretty, which makes me nervous
If it's a lolcow
>>I'm sorry, you're making me very anxious
*expecting a joke*
>>why?
>>I'm anxious for you to leave so I can do something important (you)

>>36201006
This.
Although more like "Sorry, I was just thinking about something".
She probably won't want your cock though, but at least you'll give an answer they'll be happy with.

>Why are you so quiet?

'Cause I feel like it.

>>36200933
With cheerful autism:
"Why would a quiet person answer that?"
"Why won't you ever shut the fuck up instead?"
"Why did you think that was okay to ask me?"
"It's because I'm socially awkward, thanks for reminding me"
"Are you saying you want me to talk to you?"

>>36200933
>im just tired

everytime (original)

>>36200933
Quietly

that's probably one where you just ignore the cunt

>>36200933
>why are you so loud?

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>>36200933
Because I decided that I was going to change the way I talk to eliminate everything that would make me sound anxious ("umms" and "how do I say this" and shit like that).

As it turns out, that 90% of my daily speech.

>>36201006
Do that if she's cute
Otherwise (especially if it's a guy) tell them that you just speak when you have something to say instead of doing it because you like to hear the sound of your own voice

>>36200933
I usually just sit very still and pretend I'm having a stroke

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>>36200933
Fuck, normies used to ask me this all the time and I always answered with edgy shit like >>36201308

>>36201006
sounds cringy as fuck, I would rather just tell her 'I don't know'

You're talking a lot

but you're not saying anything

say something once

why say it again?

>>36201540
Are you retarded? Saying you don't know why you're quiet makes you sound like a loser. Give her reason, don't just admit you're a shy faggot.

>>36200933
>"Why are you so quiet anon?"
You don't interest me.

>>36200933
>I'm tired
That's my excuse. It's really bc I'm awkward as shit and have nothing to say.

>>36201572
>implying 'I'm thinking' doesn't make you sound like a loser
I rather own it up so they leave me alone

>>36201620
Neither of those responses means they're going to leave you alone. They're going to be asking follow up questions.

>wanting a girl to leave you alone

You're hopelessly pathetic or you're a faggot, which one?

>>36200933
I simply prefer to keep to myself, it's nothing personal. I'm usually thinking about a lot of different things in addition to dealing with the minds constant chatter. In addition I usually find my thoughts much more interesting than what those around me have to say, however right now I find you quite interesting.

>>36200933

Just don't sperg over your autism. I just tell people I'm a pretty shy guy, but enjoy hanging around others. Never really had a negative response.

>>36201657
>>wanting a girl to leave you alone
I don't have the skills or the will to follow up bro, also where do you think you are

>>36201693
>lol anon I didn't want a monologue I was just asking

>>36200933
There's no right way to respond to it. Once they've asked, you've already lost.

>>36201756
If you aren't prepared for a lengthy response then maybe it is you, and not me that should be quiet.

>>36200933
"maybe I just don't want to talk to you"

>>36200933
i'm a hypocrite for responding to someone as feeble as you

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>>36200933
"I am dead inside and contemplating suicide again, why the question?"

'I don't really have anything important to say'
I told a girl this once and she wasn't inpressed. It was an honest answer though.

>>36201006
I've always said "because I have nothing to contribute to the discussion, if I did I would probably say something" and then I get weird looks from everyone.

>>36202566
ill seriously try this just to see how they react,
>tfw sometimes thats the reason for being quiet

>>36200933
>I don't got much to say
Then you twiddle your toothpick between your teeth

>>36200933
>H-heh heh, I just don't talk much.

>I drive
The only answer.

>>36200933
i like that sweater

where would you buy something like that from

>>36200933
im trying to figure out if youve got a dick or not

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"Why are you so quiet anon?"
>start thinking to myself in 1000 thoughts per second
>"if I told her am crestfallen that'll just bring unnecessary and awkward questions/interactions"
>"If I don't respond/avoid her question it'll be rude of me"
>"man why is she bothering me, fucking cunt"
>"I really don't want to have this conversation"
>"I hope am not visibly sweating/worried"
>"do I smell?"
>"I can just say that I dislike conversations"
five seconds pass and I respond with a
"I don't know".

actually happened btw.

>>36200933
The truth. I'm not that good with people and don't have anything worth saying. I don't fucking care anymore.

>>36200933
sorry femanon dont have anything to say and can't keep a conversation going small talk anything else forget it

Give them the sexy eyes
"Don't know... just don't have a lot to say, I guess."

I have a lesser chance of getting in your pants if I open my mouth

>>36203072
same famalam

>be me at work party sitting alone
>female co-worker who greets me often slides over with a few friends
>"Why aren't you talking/hanging out with anyone?"
>edgy response: "Nothing to contribute, etc etc
>cue "awwww, that's so sad" from all the girls
>excuse myself from table with some equally edgy excuse
>go home
>cry myself to sleep


I need help guys

>>36202566
For some reason, I feel like this would get a good reaction. It's about as truthful as you can get.

>>36200933
I usually answer with an overly sarcastic "I have crippling social anxiety" or something like that. People who understand it's sarcasm either laugh and get the hint and play it cool, get offended and walk away. People who don't get it's sarcasm can go suck a dick.

>>36206086
Fuck I meant to write "or get offended and walk away"
Fug

>>36206086
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not.

One time I got asked this in a creative writing class, we had to read our pieces outloud for extra credit one day and it was supposed to be volunteer based. The teacher had done it multiple times and I'd never once volunteered for it. She called me out specifically near the end of the reading session and said "Anon, I think a lot of your work is really good, don't you want to share it with the rest of the class? Why don't you talk more?" Instead of thinking of a shitty excuse I just told her it was because I had nothing to say and she dropped it.

It's easiest excuse and exposes the minimal amount of autism.

>>36200933
>sorry i was just really interested in what you were saying

that always seems to work for me, i space out a lot

I only talk when I have something to say. That's why.

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>>36200933
>because i'm boring please just leave me the alone

>>36206124
It's not, I'm usually a friendly person that gets along well with others but I don't like being bothered when quiet, so I'd rather have the person fuck off immediately even if they thought I was an autist instead of having to explain the reason why I'm quiet atm

>>36200933
Some girl actually asked me this once.I just stood there thinking of what to say,while she stared at me.after like 10 seconds she got bored and went somewhere.

>>36206199
i will never leave you the alone

i love the you

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>>36206238
i read that a bunch of times to make sure i had no mistakes
i am the dumb

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>>36206277
no anon pls dont be the sad

>>36206277
Dont worry anon, its the ok

>>36201006
Except normies will hear it as
>I'm just thinking of the best way to shoot up this school

>>36205493
This is what I always said, but looking back on it that was an autistic answer.

>>36204892
In all seriousness, this is the best answer.

>>36206221
I really don't get why they ask us this. It's always girls too, never had a guy ask me this. What the hell do they expect us to say? Are they poking fun at us?

>>36200933
"Because I'm always thinking about you"

>>36200933
The same way I respond to any question "I don't know".

Well since we all have the same problem, why don't we try sort it out?
What the h*ck do I talk about with a girl I have a 100% platonic relationship with?

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>>36207005
>talking to a girl one plans on having a platonic relationship with
Unless she's your waitress or something you really shouldn't waste your time like that.

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>>36207169
Merely to build my reputation.
With reputation, comes power.

>>36207005
try to find one that at least has the same interests as you

>>36200933
"Why do you care?"

It's not hard to get people to leave you alone mate

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>>36200933
>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS?
"I'm thinking about something more interesting than our superficial and aimless conversation. Tell me when you want to talk about something with actual substance, then maybe, just maybe you wouldn't have the impression I'd be a shy wallflower and would know that I'm actually a psychopathic torturer/rapist/murderer, who stomped on the front legs - causing them to break in half - of a half-starved dog and while it wimpered I set his pathetic excuse of an owner with a five Dollar bill on fire while I slowly poked with a rusty nail both of his eyes out, then proceeded to defile the female soon-to-be-corpse in my apartment by cutting her tongue out and then raping her mouth hole - all that just this morning. So, no tell me a little more about you, sugartits"

>>36200933
In school I went with
Cause you keep blabbering enough for the both of us

>tfw autism

>>36204976
i wish this wasnt the one i relate to most.

>>36200933
There's no winning answer. I'm autistic. No matter what I say she will know I am autistic. We've all already been through this in high school or middle school.

>>36200933
>"Why shouldn't I?"
There's nothing wrong with being quiet.

>>36200933
Nothing wrong with appreciating peace. People talk too much.

>>36200933

"Why would I be talking to myself?"

It generally gets the idea across that they can just start a conversation with me if they want or just fuck off

I literally have nothing to say,
I'm 100% boring and my mind is blank.

>>36200933
Why do girls ask me this

Say that I have no one who will listen to what I say.

>>36200933
She stay silent and give them a sinister stare with a smirk

>>36200933
I usually just say that "I have nothing to say". It may sound arrogant, but it's the truth.

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>>36200933
>all of these people on /r9k/ that have girls going up to them and trying to strike up a conversation
Am I actually the biggest loser here? People generally just act like I'm not there.

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>How's your friend, Anon, there? Anon, what's the matter? You don't talk too much.

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>>36200933
You don't. Just kinda smile at them lightly and go on with your life

>>36200933
1. Ignore it because people just sometimes jabber for no reason and she won't be even interested in your answer five seconds after she asked the question

2. *shrug*

Why shall I be loud?

Then she'll most likely laugh for no reason and forget what she said

3. "Idk, just so"

Normies can be predictable and follow certain patterns

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>>36201006
>mfw this is actually true
>never spoke to anyone but still have had multiple girls ask me out back in high school
>tfw still a virgin because im too beta and passive to make a move on girls who show interest

>>36200933
I prefer the opera, books and the arts over talking.

>>36200933
-"Why are you so quiet anon?"
- because i am in need of some pussy right now
-"what a fucking masogonistic piece of..."
-NO! what? i was talking about kittens, they are so fluffy, i love putting my ear near their bellies and feel them purring
-"lets fuck"
problem solved

>>36201614
>awkward as shit and have nothing to say

worst feel in public

>>36211994
That's autistic as fuck, dude. Just tell them you have nothing to say or are tired. If I asked someone that and they just smiled at me, I'd assume they have some mental defect but that's not an appropriate response.

>>36201075
What the sperg

>>36201657
Or maybe, women(and people in general) aren't really that great? I prefer my own company to that of others.

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>>36200933
I'm just a thinking man

>>36211958

I have 2 girls that talk to me