>told girl how small my dick is before things got serious

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>>36198125
hahaah daaamn that's fucked my man

>>36198125
>i purposely said something to push her away
>she went away
>why am i so lonely

>>36198125
Why do you feel you have the obligation of pleasuring women
She can't know you have a small dick
She may dump you after sex
But it doesn't matter, you had it, she can't go back and unsuck your cock

I didn't really understand your pic, but than I realized he had cancer

>>36198125
Ahahahaha fuck man

>>36198125
lol it took me like 5 minutes to figure out the guy in the hoodie had cancer

>>36198125
I never sit next to attractive men on buses because I'm afraid they'll scowl or laugh at me. I like sitting next to other uglies who don't mind my ugliness.

He looks like he's made of cheeeese

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This is what happens when you fall for the roastie meme op. I can't say that I feel sorry for you, as you have been warned by us time and time again. I pity you for being such a blind and willing fool; perhaps you will learn from this mistake and never try to become intimate with a woman again

>>36198229
Old meme senpai

>>36198175
My dick is so pathetic, disgusting, and small, that it's quite possible a girl would dedicate her entire life to researching and building a time machine just to purge an event like sucking it from our timeline

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>>36198125
>tfw op pic has actually happened to me
It's like I have some sort of eternal virgin aura that just repels women

>>36198125
>bus full, that that has to sit next to me sit on the very (side) edge of the seat
Didn't bother much that much because it was a Negress, still perplexed me though.