Why haven't you started sissifying yourself to become Chad's

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I think these threads are paid content. This looks like a forced meme. It's propaganda

>>36192831
>Why haven't you started sissifying yourself to become Chad's boytoy yet?
I want Chad to sissify my himself

better be fat hairy ugly dude than fat ugly hairy trap to be honest

because I'm not a faggot like you

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Just look at this sissy ass primed and ready for Chad.

>>36192913
I'd slam that neghole desu

>>36192913
What ass? It's so skeletal.

Is this what low test faggot's like?

>>36193085
This I never get why these prisongays want borderline anorexic kid looking boys so bad

>>36193085
>skeletal
you have to be kidding me

>>36193085
It's clearly above average for someone skinny. Girl or guy.

>>36192831
I don't understand how traps can get their balls in a pair of panties. I legit don't get it. I feel like the balls should be hanging out the side of them and just make it really uncomfortable.

>>36193222
Have you ever tried before anon?
It's because the panties are very elastic, and the balls are curved so that if you pull the panties over them they pull tight and hold your balls in.

If the panties are too small though the balls will hang out the side but it's not really uncomfortable

I really like wearing panties desu I think it's more comfortable than boy underwear.

>>36193085
I don't think it's that bad considering I weigh 135 lbs. It's impossible for me to put on weight but it all goes there anyway

>>36193213
Above average is at least working on building muscle. I understand that having a good ass is mostly genetic, but even nowadays people make up for lack of ass with exercise.

>>36193222
>>36193266
You push the balls inside yourself. That's the secret.

Tl;dr
Everyone knows /r9k/ and /pol/ are greatest allies
As /pol/ geared up for election season /r9k/ really started getting hit hard with this feminine dicc shit.
And its still going on

>>36193266
I have actually, the panties just want to stay in the middle and the balls to pop out the side, or they get mushed together and its just really uncomfortable.

>>36192831
i wonder what the face looks like. probably disgusting

>>36193315
>As /pol/ geared up for election season /r9k/ really started getting hit hard with this feminine dicc shit.
newfag
This shit has been going on at the same intensity for years and years

Even though I'm a beta virgin, I would never be beta enough to permanently sterilze myself or make me insane from alien hormones

Too fat and ugly.
Also ass acne

>>36193315
tl;dr
>I first came here a year ago from the_donald to steal nazi frog memes

>>36192876
thanks for the new image to filter

bye bye you paranoid faggot

I rather be a robot's boytoy

>>36193315
fuck off new nigger

pol doesn't even hate traps that much anymore, you paranoid delusional cunts are outnumbered 1 to infinity, last anti-trap on /pol/ you faggots got called out and wrecked.

you're the excessively vocal minority

fuck off

>>36193718
PLEASE be my boytoy.

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>>36192831
Because sissys are cancer. I'll rather be a normal cute boy and seduce chad that way, real gays don't want girly bitchboys.

>>36193642
>hurr durr

Why do you have to post this shit here? There is an entire fucking board for you

>>36193733
bla bla bla
Leave
You're invasion is unsuccesful, all your threads get derailed and your lifes a mess
goodbye and sage

>>36193733
All the threads you talk about get deleted almost immediately in /pol/.

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>>36193770
This is the sad truth, I like to cd for fun and the submissive aspect but only prison gays actually like it. Real gays are turned off by my fetish and prison gays are turned off by the fact I'm just a normal guy outside of that.

>>36193751
I am not cute enough yet, sorry. Need to lose weight first

>>36192831
but i have, anonymous

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>sissy
>chads boytoy
REEEE i just wanna suck a cute femboys dick

>>36193182
>>36193213
>pancake ass
>OMG ITS TOTALLY A GREAT ASS SHUT UP
faggots

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>>36193844
This is my life as well

>>36193848
I'm sure you're very cute, even if you're a little overweight.

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>>36192831
>blatantly photoshopping the succubi off of your shirt.

>>36192831
I want to sissify myself but im getting femboy bf.i hate chads

>>36192831
wait wtf
where is succubus?

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>>36193970
It doesn't help that I'm financially stable and most people I meet are at or near minimum wage.

>>36193949
How can you look at that ass and call it a pancake ass dumfuk

>>36194732
Because I'm not a retard
Originaloj

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>>36192831
Tee hee xddd :p I'm a qt trap just look at my qt succubus shirt xdd :DDD which you should buy now at redbubble dot com give me some SHEKELS don't you just love my shirt haha xddddd lol it's so cute and look I'm wearing girls clothes uh oh aren't I just sooooo lewd~~~~~ *gasp* what do you mean I'm so cuuuuuuute?!! I'm s-stuttering like i-ive g-got s-s-s-serious b-brain d-d-d-d-d-damage.......... You couldn't possibly want to do something lewd to me after I just said I wanted it!!!!!! Look at all my emoticons *~* owo uwu xdsdssssss ahhh it's so cute I'm so cute you should think I'm so cute just like a girl haha but I am a girl (male) after all what do you mean I smell like cum all girls do right????? :3 maybe you should just fuck me nao I want a duck so bad look just how much my shrived up estrogen enriched cock... I mean feminine benis (/*o*)/
>>36193266
;P is bulging in my leggings^_^ they're so tight and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute I'm so cuuuute~~~~~~~~ just cover me in your cum oh no I've got some steam notes hope they're from cute Bois oh Anon just look at me I'm so sad ;_; hug me I'm so smol u know I'm only 5 '2 isn't that so cute~~ I need a trip how do I make one???!! I hope you don't hit on mee

This is literally how ridiculous you sound and look. Fuck off retarded faggots.

>>36194298
>>36193970
>>36193844
Shit. Possible prison gay but still want to be with people like you anyways. Am I fucked since I'm not a raging flamer?

>>36192831
I'm bi and traps turn me off. You guys are disgusting.

>>36192913
pretty fucking average lad

wouldn't bother unless I hadn't found anyone else

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>>36192831
fuck me that edit is autistic

Face probably doesn't pass and that's all that matters
If you masturbate to something make sure you can look in the mirror while you do it, if you cant (IR etc) then stop watching it, it will ruin you

>>36195098
Not everyone wants to pass anon, sometimes they just want to look cute.

>>36195199
Tfw no cute boy to dress up and take around town

>>36192876
This

Get fucked by a pack of niggers OP

>>36195290
tfw not a cute boy so I cant dress up and be taken around town

>>36192831
im masturbating to this
how do you feel about it

>>36195319
PLEASE be my (not) cute boyfriend.

>>36195014
If you accept that I'm not a trap and act like a man outside of bed.

>>36192831
>>36195073
Can a boi like this just present themselves to me already?

>>36195351
where are you from anon?
im 6'2 and not cute at all

>>36195369
>manly smell
>manly shits
>manly hair
>manly muscles
>manly voice
>manly face
If you've never been attracted to a man walking past irl then you're just feeding a need that doesn't exist

>>36195319
Maybe you're cuter than you think
>>36195363
Sounds good to me, having a male friend to love that's also a cutie pie? How could that be bad

>>36195405
I never said I wanted a bf, but just like a fwb.
We could help each other right

>all these fucking straights pretending theyre girly when in reality theyre just hons
get a grave you worthless ugly freaks

>>36195439
You'll just regret it and throw up like all the other newfags that tried this irl, you're not attracted to men you desperate nothing

Why are threads like this on /r9k/?

We have /lgbt/, /cm/, and even /b/ for this.
Why is it allowed on this board too? Is /r9k/ really just /b/ 2.0? If that's the case, why even have it as a separate board?

>>36195491
This is desperation by isolation dumbass, being gay is very robotic

>>36195456
Jealous hater detected.

>>36195491
Because /lgbt/ and /cm/ are both SFW

>>36195519
Ugly faced fat faggot hon detected
take some pictures in girls clothes and hand them to your dad and slowly wait until he breaks every bone in your face for ruining everything he worked so hard for

>>36195544
So? /mlp/ is SFW as well, and we don't let them post pony shit anywhere else

>>36195491
why don't you go ask why britfeels isn't on /int/? Or why music threads aren't on /mu/? Or why anime threads aren't on /a/? or fitness threads aren't on /fit/

being gay isn't someone's whole personality, obviously gay people don't just want to post on /lgbt/. There is no reason for you to get butthurt about non straight content on this board. This isn't just a >tfw no gf board.

>>36195561
is that what your dad is like? jesus christ man

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>>36192831
>tfw the word "sissy" has been sounding sexier to me lately
>Want to be cute
>Still not really into guys
>Hate humiliation/cuckolding and things like that
>But the word is kinda sexy to me for some reason

what did I mean by this

>>36195563
You can post mlp stuff without posting porn though, it's not really something you can do for trap stuff

>>36195561
What the literal fuck is wrong with your dad lol

I can see why you are still in the closet, I hope your life circumstances improve someday.

>>36195561
>>36195456
What the fuck is a hon

Is this like gay elitism

>>36195561
>he thinks the mentally ill faggots that post here actually have dads

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>>36195585
Being gay is oven worthy

Fuck you subhuman faggots. Get the fuck off the board and go kill yourselves already

>>36195629
its a tranny that doesnt pass desu

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This picture pretty much sum up my feelings.

also
>responding to /pol/ (reddit)
Just ignore them

>>36195613

Why the fuck would cucking have anything to do with being a sissy

>>36195624
I'm an actual gay you fucking ugly faggot
You're embarrassing my group with your straight loner fuel autism. You're attracted to women and because they don't want you you turn into a faggot, gays want respect not some shaved ugly fat faggot figurehead
TLDR: go back to your website

>>36195671
I just feel like the word "sissy" is associated with fetishizing inferiority, which I don't like, but the word is still hot to me for some reason.

>>36195476
Maybe, but I'll see it through to the end if you know what I'm saying chief

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>>36195698
>Actual gay elitism
>YOU'RE EMBARRASSING MY GROUP

Holy shit

>>36195739
Then you'll hate real gays like me for ruining your life, I am sick to death of this fetish YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN

>>36192831
Chad will never, ever want you you fucking abomination.

@36195749
>having that image stored on your device
Hirohito would of strung you up you ugly spic

>>36195771
Not him, but maybe you should stop taking being gay so seriously. You sound like you're getting really upset and stressed and it's because you've made the fact that you're gay such a big part of your life. Just calm down.

>>36195476
So what? If it makes him happy then let him fuck a guy dressed as a girl.

>>36195867
Why would anyone be gay if you couldn't get all the perks, privileges, special accomodations, and social approval that goes with it?

>>36195771
>""""""""""""real gays"""""""""""""
I hate you anyway fag, and I also hate myself for wanting to fuck a cuteboi, trap, whatever you wanna call it
This probably wouldn't change anything except we both get our nut off

>>36192831
>>36195073
It's a strange feel finding your pic posted in a thread.

>>36193345
You're right, my face isn't cute. Stop fapping to me you homos

>>36195328
Intriguing. I wonder if I will ever regret posting it.

>>36195369
H-hi

>>36195847
My grindr is spammed with chads and the pic is me crossdressing. really juggles my neurons.

>>36196154
>>36195369 me
I'll pick you up in 10, where do you live

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Trap bread? We haven't had one in a while

>>36196154
Chad is straight. He isn't on grindr and other fag apps

>>36196302
Dude same lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

>>36196154
Can I rub your tummy and put my dinger in your bum? You're hecka cute

>>36196356
I wish someone would turn Australia into glass you're always the tinder (in this case grindr) to the ignition of this filth

>>36196276
not where you live, I'm sure

>>36196356
that's gay dude

>>36196426
give up the coords I'm coming for your ass

>>36196426
Are you not? Who cares you're cute dummy can't I just cuddle you Mr succubus

>>36192831
>shoulders as wide as the Bering Strait.
>6ft tall.
>Hairy as fuck.
>29 years old.
>Getting fat.
>NEET.
>Third worlder.

Also according to faceapp I would be extremely ugly.

>>36196441
>>36196444
I have a bf
fembots stole my post

>>36196302
now THAT is a trap

i dont know how to I like food too much :( i just want to be a cute sissy for my Mistress shes been very nice with

>>36194074
>photoshopping

>>36192831
>dick not fem/small
>80% straight
>6'0
>bacne+ass acne
I weight 124.5lbs so very slim w/ a fat enough ass, apart from above cons I could do it

>>36192831
I did!
Before transition
>angry and depressed
>eventually became a NEET alcoholic
>out of shape
>had gf but specter of marriage caused massive anxiety
After transition
>feel happy with myself for the first time since childhood
>in shape, qt, taking good care of myself
>handsome 6'2" STEM bf
>love the way people treat me
>held down a job for over a year now
>can actually be myself instead of putting everything through an autistic man-filter
I highly recommend titty skittles, but only if you actually have gender dysphoria and see a therapist. No tumblr self-diagnoses!

>>36196340
>that chin
kek

>>36196653
you need to complete the transition into boywife, become a stay at home trophy for your husband and have kids
>tfw ill never have this

can you guys stop shitting up the titanfalll 2 general

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>>36192831
I have

It's wonderful. I longed for a gf for years

Now I have a boyfriend and it's wonderful

I love him I love him I love him

>>36192831
I have

>hormones
check
>extensive exercise regime
check
>strict diet
check
>feminizing products
check

the only problem is that my personality is not really that effeminate, I'm either loud and obnoxious or quiet and stoic.

I guess both can work if I pull it of right.

>>36196653
>had gf

kill yourself

>>36196493
Damn. You tease how could you bullyboy

>>36196789
Post pictures please

origianalsalk

>feminizing and training willing cuteboys to be housewives
What a time to be alive

>>36196844
I'm sorry anon, we can still be friends though :^)

>tfw 5 11 with broad shoulders and body hair

>tfw feminine boyish face so would have been a perfect shemale if I had taken hormone blockers

>stuck as a man

feelsbadman

>>36196899
Not now, I'm still a little overweight and I haven't been on hormones for long

but I promise you, once I become cute enough I'll post here! A lot!

>>36192831
Why would any guy want that? Why would you degrade yourself like that?

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>>36197352
Maybe one day I'll follow you and be cute too. I'll have to lose weight first. I look forward to seeing you Anon, good luck, and I hope you'll have fun being cute

>>36196340
I refuse to believe this isn't staged, that tranny isn't even fucking trying

>>36197408
That's the thing I'm conflicted about, I don't like degradation or humiliation or inferiority or any of that kind of stuff, but I can't stop wanting to be a cute anime girl

>>36197442
Why do you want to be an anime girl? Do you dislike being a guy?

>>36197408
feels good man :-^)

>>36197408
some people have masculine pride

other people don't

I don't, and I'm not interested in ever gaining some, being someone else's property is much better than having someone as my property

(of course I mean that in an entirely consensual and loving way!)

I remember being 7 and thinking that if I ever started thinking gay thoughts, I'd kill myself, unfortunately for 7 year old me, I started having gay thoughts less than a year later. Oh how times have changed

>>36197502
No, I mean, I like being a guy a guess, maybe not physically, I don't like body hair and things, I feel ugly. But other than the body I like being a boy I think. I don't know why, I just want to be cute like the girls in anime that I always loved, but a boy. I don't know im sorry

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>>36196154
>tfw I have that same outfit
>every time I send a pic of myself wearing that they think im you or just pulling pics online
>had to buy New socks and now scared to post myself in them

The shirt is super comfy though.

>>36197421
Thanks anon! I haven't been so positive about in the future since I was little kid! I mean, this feels like the first thing I've ever done out of my own will and initiative and I'm excited.

>>36196154
Do you consider yourself a "sissy"?

>>36197523
>>36197517
Why does your typing style look suspiciously similar to certain posters on other threads trying to stir up political unrest?

>>36197573
Yeah kinda, although different people put different meanings into that word.
Honestly I don't care much about labels, I just wanna be cute

Is there a market for submissive feminine boys who want other submissive feminine boys? Or do they all want someone dominant like a daddy or whatever. I'm skinny and submissive, but find the people in this thread far more attractive than big strong guys.

>>36197830
That's what I want, but I'm not small and feminine yet unfortunately.

>>36197697
Are you into all of this degredation/inferiority stuff too, or is it just that you want to look cute? Do you look feminine in day-to-day life?

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>>36197830
that's me! I'm a bottom but I'm only really into other femboys, it's a shame there's so few tops..

>>36197830
>>36197890
im /fit/, Masculine and Top

yet i cant find these femboys you describe, i want one though, just none of them in the UK sadly.

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>>36197598
I've posted a lot on /pol/ as per usualtoday, but not in any particularly controversial threads.

I'm >>36197523 btw

>>36197844
>>36197890
>>36197924
Thanks, good to know. I also wanted to ask how people feel about skinny submissive guys who are also tall. For example I'm 6'3" and 145 lbs. My body looks nice, but I'm worried the height ruins all chance of being attractive to guys who like cute / skinny boys?

>>36197979
>I'm 6'3" and 145 lbs
skelly guys are my fetish, i wouldnt mind dating a guy an inch taller, its not a big deal.

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>>36197924
the first two of those are a big no for me, hate muscles and masculine guys

>>36197979
tall is fine for me! as long as you're still feminine looking it shouldn't matter

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>300lbs
>Can only be a cute boy in video games
>Just makes me feel jealous and sad

>>36197830
I almost exclusively want cute boys. There is definitely a market

>>36197887
degredation is pretty hot, but I do not allow it into my day to day life, no. I'm pretty straight acting to be honest, don't dress very cute

>>36197979

im >>36197924 and >>36198016
btw

also, i'd kill for a skelly bf tbqh.

>>36198026
>the first two of those are a big no for me, hate muscles and masculine guys

REEEEEEEEEE

I spent all this time getting /fit/ just to be hated by who i want. wtf you have to be kidding me dude lol.

>>36198026
Awesome to know, thanks.
>>36198042
Where in the UK were you again?

>>36198195
in england, sheffield.

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>>36198082
there are a lot of boys who like masculine guys out there, femboys looking for femboys are a bit of a minority i think
sorry

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>>36198034
mate, lose weight, you'll be so much happier

you're literally throwing away the best days of your life by being a disgusting blob

please anon, if you really want this but you're letting that get in the way, then I'm quite sad for you, just a eat a -500 calorie deficit from your BMR each day and you'll lose 1kg a week,

if you're having trouble maintaining the willpower to not eat, focus on how disgusting it feels to be bloated after eating, also, turbofagging up your PC also helps, I have touhou mouse pointers and all my color schemes are pink, it reminds me of my goals, and finally, stay away from food, buy the bare minimum you need to eat each week and make it a personal challenge to resist going out to buy more food

I did this and very quickly it became a chore eating enough calories each day, you can do it anon!

>>36198232
Ah, west London here. Have relatives in Sheffield, pretty comfy up there.

>>36198082
/fit/boys are hot to most anon so you should be fine. A nice /fit/ body is a huge turn on ngl.

>>36198034
I'm basically parroting what the other guy who replied to you said, but with first hand experience. Losing weight is normally seen as hard cos you think you have to exercise and eat healthy food that tastes like shit. While that is an option, its far easier to just eat less food. I was 6'3 187lbs which isn't really big, but I'd rather have been skinnier, so I cut my diet down to targeting 2000 calories a day, and made that my routine. Within a month I'd stopped consciously thinking about it, and within a year I'd lost 3 stone. Also, after the first month, when you get on the scales and see progress, it makes it so much easier to keep going.

>>36198234
yeah, its just hard to find one femboy up here desu, i only ever get bears/cubs that try talk to me, i mean i dont mind it but i prefer skellies and femboys.

>>36198290
nice nice, i travel alot to Watford to see family there about once a week really.

>>36198291
i hope so anon :) thanks for the words of encouragement

>>36192831

I wanna meme my dick in your butt

>>36192831
I'm a man who likes men who like men. You're actually limiting your dating pool and skewing it towards lower quality men if you flaunt the fem stuff too much.

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>>36198283
It's hard to hate the feeling because I tried joining fat fetish/stuffing communities in an attempt to feel cute while still being fat and it fucked me up. I still do want to be thin and cute but it just seems so far away, and even if I do get there I'd be too scared of stretch marks and loose skin, I don't know

>turbofagging up your PC

th-that sounds kind of nice, I always really liked Touhou too. How else would you recommend I do that?

even though i have a feminine body. i dont wanna be a fag, i want to be a man that my ancestors can look down from heavens and be proud of, and soon my dad will be gone from my life and i dont want to become a complete disappointment in his eyes.

>>36198594
>i dont wanna be a fag
>i want to be a man that my ancestors can look down from heavens and be proud of
Too late.

>>36198488
being a femboy is not just about making yourself more desirable to other men, atleast for me anyway

Do you have pride in being masculine? I kinda have that for being feminine, when I wear girly clothes and notice that I'm looking more effeminate, I feel a elated with a happiness that is very profound, I can only describe it as an intense contentment. I'm not 100% sure why I'm like this, but it's still very real to me for whatever reason

Honestly, the sexual side is a nice bonus.

>>36198626
this tbqhdesufamsenpai

>>36193315
Pol? I thought pol and mlp are best friends now.

>>36198594
Your worth is not in who you fuck, but everything else, like developing free software to advance us towards fully automated luxury communism.

>>36198626
why make it worse?
just because my leg hurts i wont amputate it

>>36198594
Dead is dead, nigger. Nobody gives a fuck about anything when you're dead.

>>36196154
If my pics were ever posted on 4chan as much as these meme shirt pics have been posted around, I'd probably kill myself. Heck I was a meme for a while on /vg/ and even here, if it was more common I'd probably end it desu.

>>36198687
I meant that second line makes you a fag.

>>36198728
i see now
yes i should become a stupid faggot whos only goal in life, whos only trait, is to be a human deluded fleshlight

>>36198772
That's overreacting a bit, don't you think? It's just strangers looking at and possibly fapping to your picture. no big deal

>>36198548
It started with me googling "Remilia Scarlet mouse pointer", it looked really nice once I had selected and used it

the next day I went back on my computer and decided that it was kinda out of place. I so I replaced my other mouse pointers with other Touhou characters, then I decided, that having really cute mouse pointers was out of place with the rest to the rest of my computer

so I did some more googling, figured out how to change my file icons to some random pink hearts, change my chrome theme to girly pink, my windows theme to pink and change my wallpaper to some nipponese cherry blossom trees, and volio, my computer officially looked like it belonged to a very young girl

it's pretty easy senpai, just google it

anyway, about the rest of your post, hmm okay, maybe it was a little easier for me because my dad used to call me a fatass a lot and I eventually grew to despise my body for being overweight, but you can fix stretch marks with skin creams and even surgery if it's extreme enough can you not? The skin creams worked wonders for me

as for the loose skin, that only happens if you lose weight too quickly, if you don't exercise alongside dieting I'd imagine you'd be fine, I did both and I didn't get loose skin but I was only 30kg overweight when I started

Oh yeah I almost forgot, sugar is the biggest jew ever, switching to diet coke makes dieting so much easier it's unbelievably if you don't already drink pure water

Even if you aren't planning on dieting seriously, drinking purely diet drinks will lose you a lot of weight for basically no effort

Even though I hated most diet drinks, I eventually found diet coke which tastes really good I'm drinking one now actually - I like to think that it's the ultimate femboi drink because I always see other fembois drink it

>>36198819
do you only possess the mental capacity to focus on one single thing your entire life? that's sad.

>>36192831
i'm so fucking sick of these fucking faggot threads

go to lgbt or whatever this garbage doesn't fucking belong here

>>36198992
I'm ashamed of my actions in the past, turbo ashamed.

>>36199107
im mocking the cross dressers on here
ive seen brick walls with more personality than these braindead idiots who are brainwashed by porn

>>36199153
If you're trying to mock someone, you're really bad at it.
At least post something that makes sense instead of this worn out /pol/ memery. It's getting old

>>36199248
can u show me your confusion
>pol memery
you dont have to be a /pol/ack to hate trannys idiot

>>36199102
I-I already only drink diet coke, I have since I was little and my mom put me on it because I was always fat. I know my biggest problem is eating, I'm so addicted to food I don't know what to do with myself. I eat when I'm bored which is really bad but I can't stop myself from doing it.

That does sound nice about your computer, though. Does having it like that make you feel happier and cuter and stuff? Do you think it would help keep me on track with weight loss? I-If you don't mind, could you maybe post a screenshot for reference please?

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>>36198548
opps, forgot to upload relevant picture

>>36199153
you know, I have more goals in life than just to be cute, I also want to be smarter so I'm trying to study more, especially into subjects other than my main field (I'm studying maths at uni atm and I'm trying to self teach myself some physics and hopefully some economics soon). I also enjoy public speaking and debating, but ever since I've been on hormones I've enjoyed debating less and began enjoying writing more.

I also really enjoy running and marathons. I have a goal to participate in atleast 2 ultra marathons by the end of this year.

I'm kind of sick of literature because my mom never shut up about it, but I've enjoyed 1984 and Brave New World in particular recently, although I'm still a massive pleb in this regard

unfortunately I don't have more time and I still really like vidya and at heart, I'm a lazy sack of shit

>>36199278
no? but what you're posting is /pol/ tier, whether you browse it or not. just tone it down a notch, nobody actually cares about your oponion you know

>>36193844

The way to do it, I'll tell you the perfect medium. This is it right here. Be obnoxiously feminine, IN BODY LANGUAGE ONLY. In speech? Straight, but quiet.

I'm not one to say "this is how you should be" or whatever but that's all there is to it, and you will easily flirt with and be flirted at by straight men through this. I know this from experience. Straight guys like flirting with each other as long as it's subtle and doesn't mean anything. Do the exact same thing, but be feminine in your mannerisms, and be quiet most of the time. And stay cute and androgynous and smelling good, of course.

>>36199349
jesus christ anon, how many tabs does a human need? give chrome a break man

>>36199349

Lol it's so pink. Sometimes I wonder if I should make everything in my life pink because I really don't think I'd get tired of it. ( Here's your sign.. lol )

>>36199400
I currently have 448 open. Why shouldn't I be using all the RAM I have here?

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>>36199349
>Hello Anon! You can do it!

That means a lot, thanks a bunch, Anon. I'll try my best...! A-And I think I wanna try making my computer cuter now too! Thank you!

>>36199458
W-Why are you typing like a faggot anon?
good luck becoming qt you can do it

>>36199522
sorry I don't know origjsiamabj

>>36199430
i dont know what a 448 is, can oyu specify?

>>36192831
Because I'm gay for other girls, that includes girls (male) too.

>>36199102
tell me about the skin creams PLEASE

i'm not that fat but i have lots of stretch marks from puberty

>>36199400
>I also have four different instances of chrome up, some with even more tabs

I invested in 16gb ram for a reason!

I'm just really disorganised desu

>>36199412
I know and it's so cute, I love pink so much, I once came across a study saying that pink has a sedative, calming effect and that certainly feels true, It's made browsing my computer much more enjoyable, and I notice this every time I have to use someone else's computer. My phone's the same way too, although unfortunately you can't customise android as much

pink's just so wonderful, I think I'm going to buy some pink bedsheets soon, my room's too plain

>>36199458
that's made me really happy! I owe my happiness to the other anons who came before me when I was in a similar position to you, and I'm glad I've been able to pick up the torch and carry on the tradition!

good luck anon!

>>36199558
448 browser tabs

>>36199382

>straight men flirt with each other all the time

I don't think these guys you hang out around are "straight". Lel.

>>36198034
>Tfw no big bf to hold my skinny fem body
pls be in TX

>>36199674

I'm in Texas anon.

What city

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>>36199617

I would need it to become purple in the next room. I don't think I could handle all that pink but for a desktop? Yes plz

>>36199657

yeah they definitely are and you know what I'm talking about. Gay banter that isn't really gay. Well, if there's a gay who can gay banter as good as them, trust me it is intriguing.

>>36199693
Are you the anon I replied to?
Houston

>>36199621
ohhh, jesus thats alot of tabs anon you're like a tab hoarder

>>36199612
I can't remember the exact one I used, I think it was some kind of cocoa butter that my dad bought tons of but never used

google it senpai, there might even be better ones now

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>always been repressed my whole life
>became manly ultra masculine man
>finally come to terms with my sexuality
>i_want_to_be_the_little_girl.jpeg
>it's already totally impossible for me
>nobody actually likes masc gay guys
>even more lonely than i was before

WHY

>>36199718

That's not flirting though anon, that's banter. You're too obsessed with dicks to realize there's a difference.

I'd ironically flirt with you sissychan

>>36199757
Actually gay guys like masc gay guys? Maybe this will make you feel better?

https://www.reddit.com/r/manlove

>>36199722

Austin

But I do go to Houston every couple of months and will be there this weekend

So many fat anons squandering their youth. It pisses me off. How can you be fat if you want to be cute?
I'm ugly and I can never change that, but fatties want to complain because they won't stop eating.

>>36199818

I'm ugly and fat. I want to lose the weight though.

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how much do i have to bench before i get my government mandated cute femboy?

>>36199816
Do you have contact or something?
looking for a bf not a hookup btw

>>36199757
how old are you anon?

originitium

>>36199880
How much do you bench now and where do you bench at

>See a cute guy in the street
>realize that he's probably married with some roastie and you'll never get to know him
>feel like shit all day
How do you guys deal with this? It's an incredibly draining feeling.

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>>36199880
Enough to make me feel safe and loved in your big strong arms when you cuddle with me after filling me up to your satisfaction

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>>36199912
i'm 26, why?

>>36199911

Yeah. Do you have a kik or an email? I have a kik, could create a throwaway email to post here.

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>He's right now online

sh-should I message him

>>36200000
What a fucking waste. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

>>36200000
Solid get tbqh I hope you both have a long and prosperous relationship

>>36200000
just made one spaggetifro

>>36200031
Go ahead. Post results

>>36199995
Well, I'm not going to lie anon but that it is quite old, especially if you're already an ultra manly man

however going on estrogren and anti androgens will probably help, you don't have to socially transition to female, but if you desire femininity then there's a good chance they'll make you more content and at peace with yourself just from changing your brain chemistry, in fact, I'm actually became a femboy to manage my trans feelings before I could come out and just going on HRT alone made me feel a lot better, it felt like I was living in a fog before.

also, you could do other things to make yourself feel more feminine, such as turbofagging your computer, and decorating your house to look more girly

there's ways of making the best out of everything anon

>>36200150
Got it anon, I'll kik you soon.

>>36200185

26 aint old, guuurl. moisturize and shieeet. you'll easily be cute till 30

Do any cuteboys or sissies like 300lb hairy boy doms?

I just want a cuteboy or sissy bf but no one seems to like big boys like me...

>>36200353
Yes I do, pls pick me!

>>36200409
D-do you have kik anon? Please talk to me!

>>36200353
Please post penis

Originaliol

>>36200430
yea but drop yours down pls

>>36200449
okay! it's mike0451

>>36200440
it's not huge anon...

when i crossdress most omegle chasers wanna fyck me but noone outside it likes me or thinks im a grill

i think its cuz theyre really desperate desu

>>36200471
Post it anyway please

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>want to be a trap
>but not gay
>but girls don't like traps
>and becoming a trap would destroy what little social life I have

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>>36200471
i-i like them small

I am too masculine.
>tall
>wife chest from working out
>male pattern baldness
>flat eyebrows from Neanderthal forehead

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>>36200353

yeah im totally into that as long as you own it and have passions for somethings, i like dadbod. but if ur just overweight and not making any attempts to either change or accept it then no

>>36199772

well youre not wrong. But I am right in that cute can be really funny at times. I get em laughing, now if its because im funny or super gay ill neeever know, but if i stay cute and girly then maybe i will get to show one of them how fun being with a trap can be ;p

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>>36200507
>>36200530
Please don't bully me!

Origi

>>36200571
Wow, that's an adorable cock anon. I wanna lick it if you don't mind~

>>36200625
You can lick it if you want~

Do you also like boys who are as big as me? We can talk on kik if you want and I might send you more pics~

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>>36200571
Cute!! How fast do you cum? Do you spurt a whole lot out?

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>>36200598
>Take a gender test in class
>You add up the points in a certain way and your overall score lands you on a scale of strongly feminine, feminine, neutral, masculine and strongly masculine
>Score as strongly feminine
>Not even most girls in the class scored as strongly feminine
>It's a psychology class so literally 90% of the class are girls
I don't *want* to be a girl but I really feel like I was born the wrong gender.

>>36200650
I can last a long time if I want, or I can just power though and cum relatively quickly if I'm in a hurry!

It depends on how horny I am! If I haven't fapped in a few days a lot comes out and it makes a big mess! But even if I fap a lot but I spend a lot of time watching stuff or lewd talking a lot comes out still!

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>>36199958
please don't laugh115 at LA fitness

>>36199978
I could try it

>tfw fatter and have a smaller cock than this guy
I hope he gets a boibutt gf. Then maybe I can get one too.

Who/patientlywaiting/ here?

>>36200910
I don't think it's going to happen anon....they're not responding anymore and the person who kik messaged me said "message me back in 20 minutes" and hasn't said anything since...

There's /nohope/ for guys like us....

>>36200934
Cheer up brother. I once had a cuteboy meet with me and agree to be my bf just before Christmas 2 years ago. I fucked it all up with my robotness though and lost him forever. Point is there are cute faggots out there who want to be held by us daddies.

>>36200878
I was asking where your physical location was anon

>>36201115
Nice story

Doesn't make me feel better that even sissy cute boys or twinks or femboys only want gay Chad.

>>36201388
I bench at home. In the basement.

>>36201388
Oh. Ouch.

Atlanta.

>>36201539
Neat, I live about 2 hours from there actually

>/r9k/ sissies not servicing robots

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN A STACEY

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>>36201872
oh fuck. wanna bang?

>>36201924
I dunno, I don't really do hookups

>>36201917
I've tried hooking up with robots. They actively prevent it happening.

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>>36202174
>other robots are so autistic they forever ruin your chances of getting a qt 3.14 sissy to cuddle with

>>36202174
to be honest if a 10/10 girl came up to me and asked to have sex i'd probably say no because i assumed she was trying to rob me

same applies here

>>36202174
I want to have sex but it's too scary, so that sounds about right.

>>36202174
Yea they sperg out way too often

>no diaper

sissy harder fagtron

>>36202517
Wearing a diaper is pretty lame though

>>36192831
because I enjoy fucking girls just fine.

>>36194905
dude, this post was fucking perfect. encapsulates these threads pretty well. I cant get over the hand drawn logo.

>>36203576
Normie alerrt!!!!

>>36195635
>ovenworthy
>that pic

thanks for the laugh, anon

>>36200440
>Please post penis
no

>>36192831
gross degenerate bullshit

>>36192831
Turns out I really really like girls

>>36207116
>Turns out I really really like girls
Gay lol

Idiot. Chad is not gay. Only robots are.

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>>36192831
Seriously though does anyone have the original of that image

>>36207615
right here, buddy >>36195073
ori

>>36195613

Go buy some thigh highs and post boipucci you sissy faggot.

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>tfw the only robot cuteboy that ever sucked your dick couldn't keep his teeth off it
My dick isn't even big; you guysneed to get better at sucking dick.

>>36199978

So 3pl8's?

Any cute traps in Nashville want to help me lose my virginity to your ass?