> World War 3 might start. > You might get drafted to war.

>might
>might
>will
Well you got one right at least

>>36185639
Sadly for you, every prophecy predicts that my country survives.

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I've lived my whole life a virgin, why should I not die a virgin?

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>>36185659
>world war 3 is more likely than us losing our virginity

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>>36185639
I can't because of medical reasons

>>36185639
I don't know why people say ww3 might start? Just cause we bombed syria? Why does this mean absolute escalation?

>has a perma-gimped knee
>draft dodged

>>36185688
Trump is too busy sucking Russian cock. This is an obvious psyop to make people think Trump isn't in bed with Putin.

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MFW when
>Not a virgin
>A hunter so might be considered for sniper training
>would love to kill me some shit skins
>

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>>36185688
Wishful thinking. Hope is the last to die.

>>36185696
>missing 4 fingers
lol no draft for me

>>36185707
This makes me more confused. The same retards saying trump was elected thanks to russia, say we are now going to war with russia because of syria

>tfw fat and retarded

im avoiding any sort of draft kek

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>>36185639
>>36185639
>implying I'm not ready to storm the Pyongyang, kill norks and steal their women and children as my personal sex slaves to constantly fuck on the way west to take over Moscow and Hong Kong
>itt robots not thinking this out

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>Already drafted
>In the reserves
>No might or may, absolutely will be called into service
Can't wait to lose my legs and cock in an MLRS barrage.

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I ain't hoping to be drafted, but if I do and some how die at least I won't be a virgin

>>36185759
Russia has burned themselves before to stop invading armies. You think they won't nuke an invading force?

>>36185798
we already know they will I just and to see the world die in a nuclear fire

>gentlemen I like war
>gentlemen I love war

>>36185735
1488 dimensional Jenga

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>tfw world war III draft will make society put it's foot down on trannies and stamp out mental illness
>WW III will btfo feminism, LGBT, beta males, and probably help the economy
>Tfw the west will win because gang violence and China will have to forgive American debt
>tfw ww III will never happen with nukes existing and none of the aforementioned glory will happen

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>Tfw didnt vote fir hillary cause didnt want war with russia
>tfw trump goes to war anyways and at least hillary would have drafted women too.

>>36185908
Draft our daughters was a /pol/ false flag though.

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>>36185975
>implying I didn't know that.
>Implying I wasnt baiting.

>manlet with flat foot and bio degree

I better get medical or I'm kicking someone in the nuts

>>36186042
>IMG_0950
>IMG_0952
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

>>36186066
I didn't save political stuff cause I really didn't care several months ago, and I didn't save dated simpsons memes.

So yeah I looked them both up.

>>36185639
>WW3 happens
>males get drafted to war
>have to shoot people who want to be there as much as you do
>you die a horrible, violent and painful death
>you die to protect the females and children who are relaxing at home
>you die for the sake of the bitches who treated you like a second class citizen since childhood
>you die for other people's children
>even if you survive they'll still treat you like shit and you'll still be a virgin
Really makes you think

>>36185639
i can't even join the military because of "depression", so I'm fucked

wouldn't actually mind getting drafted

>tfw too short and too educated to be used as cannon fodder
>will stay home while all Chads are sent to die
>might actually get a chance at a gf afterwards

It will be like the 50s all over again.

>>36186445

Well even as it is today, you go to work so that others can benefit from it.

>>36185639
I was already in the military and got discharged for a disability, so I doubt I'd get drafted unless they were really desperate. Also I'm not a virgin. Sex is really mediocre, sorry anons

>>36186561

Buggering your barrack bros doesn't count

>>36185678
Iktf bro

Schizophrenia, autism, generalized anxiety, major depression, two stays in the psych ward, and diabetes and neuropathy in my feet because I drank too much fucking soda while I played vidya.

>>36185639
>You might get drafted to war.
never gonna happen unless EU army becomes a real thing and they somehow also manage to push a draft that would affect EU citizens (how the fuck would that even work), my own country doesn't have draft and too much volunteers for one to ever be instituted

I fucking wish it wasn't that hard to get into the army

doubt US would ever go back to draft EVER to advances in Tech, i.e. drones missles so on

>>36185639

>implying the military wants my creepy autistic ass who's incapable of holding a conversation

Women recently got put on selective service so expect a big baby boom if we go to war

In fact, a woman might be willing to take your virginity just so she doesn't have to fight

>>36186042
Just specify desu

>>36185908
That looks pretty fake anyway

>>36185639
I read
>World War 3 might start
But in my mind I heard
>I have no fucking idea about or what the Cold War was and why it was a cold war.