Good morning wagecuck, are you ready to go to work? it's

tfw 22 hours of work per week from fri-sun and the rest of the week off

>>36182789
I just woke up, my shift starts when people go to sleep.

>>36182789
Shift starts in 4 min. I'm gonna walk in right now :)

I'm at work right now, actually. 3rd shift janitor. Super comfy desu

OP please answer me.

How do you support yourself financially without work?

Getting welfare is hard, unless you wanna live in a shithole or with parents.

>>36182789
I wish I had a job
I could feel like apart of something and maybe meet some new people
Though having a supportive family and comfortable life at home would be nice too.
It's freezing in the Honda Civic I live in

>>36182789
Yeah, hella nice seeing all these people. Social interraction is big part of not being depressed. But you keep on transitioning, we need someone to dump our cum in before you whack yourself off. Remember to keep places hygienic.

Cuckies getting btfo lol

>>36183192
>Europe and Australia are shitholes
Americans are either brainwashed or morons

>>36184199
hello aussie

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In about 25 minutes, my gf's wagecuck husband will be leaving for work and i can go over there and watch a movie with her.

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>>36182789
Aaaaawwwwww yiss neetcuck thread time. They've been few and far between here recently

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>>36184515
Why do you always post the same low res images?
Don't you have more?

>>36182789

>He got up to post this thread

Lol
*Takes a swig from my endless supply of imported beer, looks away from iPhone and rolls over in his kingsize bed to face 8.5/10 wife in our inner city home*
Yep sure does suck being a wagie. Enjoy your minimalist life of mediocrity and emptiness .

Visiting here always reminds me how lucky I am to have worked hard and earned such a good lifestyle.

Better rush off to work so you can contribute to the society known as shekelstein's yacht!!!!

>>36184663
And you only had to slave 2000 hours a year to be able to buy all the things the tv told you to. Wow good job, buddy

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>>36184663
>tfw wagie but still live a minimalist life of mediocrity and emptiness

>>36184515
>Aaaaawwwwww yiss
90's born queer shut the fuck up

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>>36184701
we are the kings of mediocrity anon

>>36184705
is this the old ragey wagey trying to frame a neet for being equally as enraged trick?

I don't mind work since I get to hang out with some cute coworkers all shift

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>>36184737
>you will never have a vacation
>you will never retire
>boomers wrecked Social Security so you will wageslave until you die

>>36184705
no this is the oldfag who hates youngfags talking like retards, niggers and babies trick.

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>>36184778
I don't see enough baby boomer hate on the internet.

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>>36182789
This is a token reply.

*dips Oreo*

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Wagecuckery is for those too stupid to figure out what to do with unlimited free time and modest resources.

I truly pity you fools wasting your irreplaceable life and time "working"

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>>36184778
Social Security is still working fine for me!

Thanks for the NEETbux, everyone.

Most wagecucks have cars, this is America damnit.

>>36185108
I don't hate you neets for finding a way to not have to work

everything is pointless anyway so might as well get what you can and spend your time how you want

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It is disgusting how they took advantage of your inferior intellect to trick you guys into being slaves for them. Truly disgusting

>>36185097

>modest resources

how much?

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>>36182789
i just got fired today. /neetlife/ for me.

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>>36184546
No I don't keep that much Ballbusting porn on my phone.. I gotta save room for homemade stuff that I chop up and put on our Tumblr page. So I keep the same images on my phone for average paying. They aren't low res. They show up nicely on a phone screen

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>>36187772
Also something about watching your own stuff is a bit more exciting than looking at pics. I guess cuz you remember exactly how good it felt as your watching your nuts get crushed on. But 2d pics provide some excellent imagery

The only true robots are those who make no money and are forced to leech off their parents or those who work a shitty job because they're too autistic to land a better job.

If you live a comfortable life due to government pay or have a career get the fuck off my board

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>>36187772
>12kb
>not shit res
???????????

At that size you should be able to hold 1000 of them on your phone.

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>>36188120
That's the plan of course do you know how often I'm talking on 4chan at work? I need all the pics I can get

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Good afternoon, wagies

I hope you all enjoy your 37 minute and 45.48 second lunch break. Just don't come back late this time, or Mrs. Noseberg will send you to mandatory unpaid HR punctuality presentations.

Me? Oh don't mind me. I'll just be cooking up a nice steak with some eggs for my brunch. The great thing about being a NEET is you never have to race to eat.

Have a great day, wagies :-)

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>>36188272
What job did you have before you were a neet?

>>36188326
Picked up dead animals off the street, I loved it. I'd play mine craft until I got a call, then I'd grab the animal and play with its guts for a bit before discarding.

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>>36188163
>I don't keep that much Ballbusting porn on my phone
>That's the plan of course
??????
again you're making me type out question marks

You plan to keep a lot of porn on it yet you don't.
Get some, file size isn't the best indicator of photo quality but you can do do better than this.
100kb isn't much at all.

>>36188386
Have you ever had a girl do that to you before? Does it feel nice while cumming?

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>>36188386
I just grab the full screen images from bing or Google. It's probably just the mobile version so file sizes are smaller. And I don't actively seek a ton of porn I just hold onto some for posting. And then I have some for my Tumblr or that I want to show the wife for ideas. Most of them get deleted once I post or send them except for the 4chan images

>>36186604
What'd you get fired for? You were probably creeping people out with your antisocial ways. I've been let go for being socially inept before.

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>>36188384
I was a stack tester outta college. Shit job. Then I was an aircraft mechanic which was pretty fun. Now I'm an aero engineer and going to work is like what I imagine working for rooster teeth or another let's play company would be like. No one cares about much and I can tell the ceo to. Fuck off and he'll call me a little shit and we'll go hang out at the pond fishing and shit until something interesting happens

>>36188424
Does your wife hurt your little fellas in your balksack ?

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>>36188416
It makes the orgasm stronger. And I've cut from just having my balls beaten and that orgasm was super intense. And lasted over a minute. I really want to do it again.

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>>36188326

>>36188384 is not me >>36188272

I worked as a financial analyst for a large firm in the city for about five years. The pay was great, but it consumed all of my free time. Almost every hour was dedicated to work or working and I slept a good 28 hours total every week.

Eventually, I devised to save up enough money to live comfortably while developing a "mental illness" to earn disability welfare.

Nowadays I'm living on easy street. I have enough money saved to live comfortably for the next decade and disability acts as income for monthly spending cash. The NEET life > any life

I hate how you neets forget that some people work at night

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>>36188467
Yeah the wife has known and practiced my Ballbusting fetish with me since she was thirteen so we've had a long time to develop it

>>36188515
I'm sure you're sterile by now.>>36188507

>>36188464
What if you pranked him? You should start saving your shit to do something cool with.

>>36188544
No, I think all that is just a myth. My speed is working as fine as every other guys. I haven't messed up anything down there over the years. Not that I care I know the risks and am prepared for them if they ever happen which I highly doubt

>35 years old
>Never had a paid days work in my life
>Smart and fit enough for it, but unemployable due to mental illness and lack of experience
>Able to 'enjoy' the crushing loneliness of NEET life
I'm thinking of killing myself soon desu.

>>36188567
We do prank him. Once we forwarded all our calls to him and he had to deal with shitty people who had no idea who he was. Another time we all "quit" and walked out and had a 3 hour lunch came back later and he was in a panic but he was cool about it when we came back

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>>36188416
Nope, not my preferred fetish, though if I'm going to see it I'd like some variance.
if the images I posted threw you off, I keep these for ironic reasons, they weren't meant to be related.

>>36188424
You ought to get some more. Like I said some variance would be nice.

>>36188478
I'd rather cum from a girl fingering or eating my ass than that. But thatd be hard to convince, I have little white worms on and around my asshole.
>>36188464
Don't listen to >>36188479
This was really me:>>36188384

>>36188569
Once your balls give out, testosterone stops being produced too. Muscle mass, hair growth, and masculinity will disappear. I hope you're prepared to transition.

I work from home almost everyday and am currently making $75k. I'm working right now and not really doing much. Joke is on you NEET, I literally do the same thing as you daily but I get paid for it and live independently.

>>36188598
That's not pranking, that's blatantly pawning your workload onto him.. fucked up dude. You should be putting fresh dog or your own shit under his tires everyday so his car always smells like shit.

>>36188479
How did you fake the mental illness? Did you have to get yourself committed?

>>36188748
What do you do? Sell worn underwear online?

>>36188690
I think Ballbusting has made them tougher. Hairloss is an over production of test. I already have that. Muscle mass? I'm thin built anyway, doesn't bother me either. Masculinity? Pppssshhh please that's just a made up thing people fixate on. If you mean confidence., confidence doesn't diminish

>>36188756
Oh yeah my ex told me I had commitment problems, so I tried committing suicide.

>>36188750
It's not pawing our work onto him, he doesn't know how to do our jobs lol. We just like to remind him how. Much we appreciate him being there for us

>>36188800
So your ex was right is what I'm hearing? Jk I don't want you actually being upset by that I just thought it was ironic

>>36188765
I'm a network engineer for a big telecom company. Go to college, kids.

>>36188808
Like I said, poop into a bucket for a week and start stashing it under his tires. Change the tires you put shit on daily though, you want all 4 tires to have eventually build up to about half inch layer of shit on them. To help the shit stay you can mix it with a bit of tar, and the black color of tar will help disguise the shit. He won't know why the car stinks and he'll eventually start thinking it's his asshole sweat and start getting really nervous a lot at work and using the bathroom a bunch to check his underwear.

>>36188800
Sounds like actual mental illness if you would get to the point of actually trying to off yourself.

>>36188830
>>36188917
You guys didn't get the joke
I would try though if

>>36188901
I'm not doing something like that to him. He's a really good guy. I just play harmless pranks on him

>>36188858
I wanna go into coding or software design. I'm 21. What's my best course of action? Where's guaranteed easy money at?

>>36188939
Well do it to your enemies at work then. The guys who snicker at you when you stutter.

>>36189007
My life isn't a TV show lol. I don't have any enemies here it's a private company and everyone has pretty free range. I pretty much know everyone here from the custodians to the ceos themselves

>>36189073
Is your life more boring than others? Not trying to be mean but reality shows have crazy stuff happen and it's real..

>>36188935

Why are you trying so hard to be me dude? You are the definition of butthurt, wagie.

>>36188756
I have bi-polar disorder (the ONE TRUE BPD) which IMO is the easiest one to fake. I did not have to get myself committed; I read up on the symptoms, visited a therapist to verify, then I had her recommend me to a disability program.

>>36188774
Please, without the tesosterine there the estrogen will take over. You'll slowly turn more womanly. It sounds like it's already started if you let the wife dominate you in the bed.

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>>36184515
Where have you been? I see this same thread posted almost every day.

>>36189177
This guy admitted to being mentally ill, now he's trying to presume my identity on an anonymous image board lol. Get a life, go back to the institution.

>>36189143
I'd definitely say my life has been more exciting than others... Not that I've tried I'm just unlucky. And then I've made and sold porn. I hang out with my buddies almost everyday and like I said I'm unlucky enough to get into stupid situations. But I'm from a small town so I'm comparing myself to others in the Bible belt

>>36189227
Binge playing runescape

>>36189197
We don't play the whole Dom sub role thing. It might be my heritage or traditions but women aren't designed to be dominant. Also I don't know about that test stuff. I doubt I'll ever suffer any drawbacks from Ballbusting. With anything I think it makes then stronger.

>>36189227
>>36189227
Thales threads die before I can get in here and see them. Also. Neets don't seem to be online most the afternoon

>>36189270
Did you make porn with your own body in the film? Solo..? Or did you find a woman?? I'm not half bad looking, how well does make solo stuff sell?

>>36189239
Nice try buddy, but I hold the dubs here. Your ex should have killed you when (s)he had the chance, normal scum.

I hate making money

I'm unemployed, GIVE me an anime to watch while eating Wal-Mart popcorn chicken

>>36189332
No it was with my wife in college she worked three jobs to put me through engineering school. babysitting, retail, and modeling. And then I convinced her to make Ballbusting porn with me and we ended up with a financial slave who would send us 500 to 1k dollars a week and all he wanted was for us to keep producing videos

>>36189371
Any links to the vids?

>>36189353
Shit nigger. How could you tell I'm normal?

>>36182802
What job?
do you live with your parents?

>>36189439
Yeah 26 still with mom and her fiance. I collect balls at a local golf course/driving range. I'm usually drunk while doing it, but my moms fiance is friends with the owner so its chill.

>>36189392
We dont do full vids any longer but our Tumblr is Ballbusting-union.tumblr.com and we have some homemade pics and gifs along with pics and gifs we like from others

>>36183151
How are you typing this. Do you live next to your workplace?

>>36187869
>forced
no one is forced to be a leech, they only choose.

Yeah I'm fucking ready to go to work. Anything to get out of my parent's house. ONLY FIFTY MO DAYS TILL I MOVE BACK OUT. Fuck yeah.

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>>36182789
Fuck this, I'm going AWOL next week. Wish me luck so they don't fire me.

>>36189423
>shit
>nigger

It was as simple as that, anon

>>36189627
No, I drove there and got 10 min early. Thought I'd browse r9k, looking for this thread. Seeing Neet Pepe smile smugly at me and ask me about today makes me happy. I then put my phone (I know kms) in my pocket and headed inside. I open for the store at 5:00 in the morning.

>>36189282
Is that originally you Joe?

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>>36182802
exact same boat here. plenty of time for studying, self improvement, and recreation. job is also very easy

Feelsgoodman