Hey, guys. Give me a reason not to kill myself. Or give me a

I haven't killed myself yet and nor should you. Why? I don't have a reason just fuck it.

Not in the AM bro.

Figure your fucking shit out >>>/adv/

>>36175176
You're a faggot.
Take that as you will.

>>36175214
It's PM though.

>>36175206
No reason to live either, following that logic.

>>36175176
I walk through life every day. And the though of suicide creeps up on my mind like a parasite. And everytime i just wanna fucking pop my head like a water ballon. I remember 1 thing.

Porn.

>>36175423
I hate porn. It makes me feel pathetic and reminds me how little control I have. I do nofap on and off.

If anyone here's in California I'll give you $300 to put a bullet in my head

>>36175509
>California
>Guns

Yeah, good luck with that one.

If soap can kill 99% bacteria and that 1% can survive, you can get through this.

bomb the statue of liberty's vagina on your way out. no balls you wont

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>>36175176
Quantum immortality is a reason why you can't kill yourself.

Pic related is a reason why you should kill yourself but you can't so...

because you only live once haha just be yourself anon :)

eww no I won't be your girlfriend

>>36175609
I don't buy into science bullshit.

Most anything with "quantum" in front of it is just a trendy, unprovable buzzphrase with no basis in observable reality.

>>36175631
Myself really just isn't enough for anybody, I'd rather not live under the thumb of somebody else with no benefit to myself.

Suicide is the ultimate rebellion.

>>36175609
>le fedora science
I almost want to kill myself to spite you