>Chris Chan sold his sonic totem for $1,500 because money

>>36168091
how do you know he bought a gold necklace?

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>>36168091
>someone paid 1500 bucks for a sonic totem

>>36168123
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem just taking the CWCki's word for it, plus I wouldn't put it past Chris at this point

that's too good lover that

>>36168130
To be fair, it's pretty famous because of Chris Chan's imfamy, it's always been in the background in his videos over the years and I believe he's even shown it in one of his videos

RIP Sonic Totem, hope it has a good owner now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krVhFfD7mw

Forgot the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Y7ZkQqZC8

And the ebay link
http://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605

>>36168260
honestly, if it was less than $150 I would have bought it.

it sold within hours of him putting it up. because of its iconic status and place in cwc lore, he couldve sold it for much much more than $1,500 i beleive.

>>36168130
I would have unironically bought it if either it was $100 or I was a bit older and owned a house and stuff. It's truly a legendary artefact,

>>36168566
100 dollars is far too little, it would have sold for 10,000

the owner would be wise to get it insured

>>36168694

Yeah I'm sure it's worth much more then $100, just saying that I'd pay that for it.

>using one time $1500 to pay bills
Heh

>>36168694
If CWC wasn't fundamentally retarded he would hold an auction, which is what ebay has as a feature

He lacks any self awareness, even in stupid shit

>>36168260
The sonic totem had a hard life

>>36168800
>Using one time $1500 to pay $800 of bills and the other $700 on crap instead of saving it for the next time he needs to pay bills

>>36168818
>If CWC wasn't fundamentally retarded he would hold an auction, which is what ebay has as a feature
Auctions are not in the spirit of his NO HAGGLE philosophy

How much longer do you think cwc has left to live?

>>36169099
Everyday i wonder why this guy hasn't committed suicide and what keeps him going

>>36169099
I don't know, but I live very close to him and will definitely go to his funeral

>>36169385
Why don't you visit him and set him straight? People visit celebrities and YouTubers houses all the time after all

>>36169437
People have been trying to set him straight for years, at a certain part he needs to put in some effort which he'll never do

>>36169466
Has anybody ever visited his house?

>>36169498
a couple prostitutes went to his house once and the Chandlers called the police on them

some people just can't get along with others

I really dislike the fact CWC is a tranny now. He was so much more enjoyable before he turned tranny SJW.

>>36169597
I think it's perfect, just goes to show how transgenderism and autism are so tightly connected.

Brianna Wu, CWC and that Ghoul-like Zelda Speed runner
theres definitely a pattern

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I wonder how many people are capable of selling off their public school projects for over a grand

>>36170810
anyone have the webm of Chris rubbing his "clit?"

>>36170810
Oh fucking god, is that the hole he cut in his gooch?

>>36170932
please don't post it. we've all seen it. we don't need to see it again. can't we just talk about CWC without seeing that?

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>>36170938
cut into his gooch, or used rhythmic music to make open up naturally?

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>>36170983
Wonder what state it's in now

I need to know

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>>36168091
That's the thing, though. He's obviously totally incapable of taking care of himself but everyone just rages at him for being himself.

Do you really think Chris wouldn't pay the bills because of mean/selfish intentions, or because he's too dumb to see what's best for him? He doesn't realize he doesn't need that gold necklace, he's just unable to take care of himself.

Chris really needs someone who can actually aid him and show him how to properly spend money, how to do things, ect. In reality it's actually quite a shame that his parents let him turn out the way he did. They should have known better.

>>36171017

The fucking totem looks like something from Majora's Mask

>>36171019
He went to see a doctor and got it fixed, I heard that on this board anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTFTftM7NSg

He's still alive. He posted that today.

>>36170932
>>36170983
That's not Chris you fucking idiots. That webm/gif has been around for longer than Chris has been a tranny.

>>36169466
He is autistic you fucking genius. Why are people always so confused that he is mentally disabled? Why does it confuse them so much?

>>36168260

muted 2 seconds to think to myself, this is

>il kino puro

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>>36168818

Shitters would have bid the auction up to a billion dollars than dropped out. $1500 was too low to charge though because the people who document every moment of Chris' life are even more autistic than him.

>>36171114
He could just be a troll. I didn't know what autismo was until Chris showed me the way!

I would probably pay $50 for a Sonichu medallion. After following his antics for...nearly a decade now, I feel like I owe him that much.

He's retarded not to set up his own etsy shop.

So what happens after Barb dies? Her time is close at hand. Chris' tugboat surely couldn't sustain the bills he'd inherit. Will the church step in and pay his expenses? Will he be committed to a facility? Will the government actually prop him up until the day he, too, passes on to the netherworld?

>>36171114
He could at least make an effort to improve anything. Instead he just begs for donations to supplement his disability welfare. But then he goes and spends it on video games.

>>36171180
I don't know for sure but it will definitely be interesting to watch it happen.

>>36171180
He'll ebay every single one of her possessions one by one

>>36168091
I hope that autistic piece of shit dies.
I'm glad he castrated himself though, at least he won't infect the gene-pool with his weapons-grade autism.

even cwc can survive on his own without his parents, why am i such a failure at life..

>>36171265
He lives with his mommy.

>>36171164
You forget that he did then got banned for rarely ever filling an order on time.

>>36171293
isn't barb basically a vegetable these days?

>>36171180

You don't inherit bills, that's a meme pushed by creditors to trick people into accepting debt they do not have to pay. You only inherit a bill if you cosigned a loan. If Barb dies with lots of debt it will be taken out of her estate but I doubt she is leaving behind anything substantial.

>>36171182
he's transitioning to a superior gender to be honest with ya

>>36171180
I'm placing my bets that he'll move in with a ween rent-free
They will think they are totally trolling Chris and try and get milk out of him
But it will just end up Chris getting a free place to stay and everyone laughing at the ween

Oh yeah, he also wants to kill the president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEDbxJ2utTw

I'm willing to bet Chris probably thought spelling everything backwards was clever too?

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The story of Chris' existence fills me with a profound, genuine sadness. It can hardly be referred to as a "life." Here is a man who has been on Earth for nearly forty years, and yet has seen and understood so little of the rich, expansive tapestry of possibility we call life.

Have you ever watched HBO's, "The Pacific"? It's a historical drama about US Marines serving in the Pacific theater of combat during World War II. In one of the early episodes, several young Marines are crouched in a foxhole, watching distant artillery strikes, and they begin to talk about the spectacle of war. One Marine tells the story of how his father described the view of the Grand Canyon when he was young, telling him, "You can't put it into words. You just have to see it." The Marine goes on to recall his first visit to the Grand Canyon several years later, and finding that the view was so awe-inspiring, he finally understood his father's words.

I'm 24 now. I've been to the Grand Canyon twice. I can tell you, it really is a sight beyond words. Even having a healthy appreciation of the outdoors, I was blown away by the vastness of it. It stretches out beyond the horizon, seemingly infinite. It almost gives the impression of looking at a painting, I think, because the human mind isn't used to visualizing something so massive. And to think that's only one small slice of the planet we all live on.

Christian Weston Chandler has lived for 35 years. He has spent the vast majority of that time tucked away in a cluttered room of a dilapidated house, in a hole-in-the-wall town in Virginia. He has been given the blessing of life - something finite, a phenomenon that even science doesn't fully understand - and yet has experienced not even a fraction of what that existence has to offer. He has lived, and will die, having known only a dingy room, cluttered with toys, trinkets, and other trivial products of the imaginations of others. He will never truly grasp what he has already lost.

>>36171253
but you forget that he cryogenically froze samples of his semen before hand, life finds a way

>>36171337
She has taken out a shitton of loans against the house without Chris or anyone else knowing, I promise you. The moment she croaks the bank will come and take the house.

>>36168130
It was an engineer for google

>>36168130
If I won $1m from the lottery I'd buy it.

I don't care if this is "a-logging", but people like Chris-chan deserved to be put out of their misery. He doesn't even enjoy his life at this point, and I hope that death will liberate him from his hell.

Seriously, autists should just be put to sleep after their final meal of chicken tendies.

>inb4 edgy a-log
Not an argument

>>36171596
for fuck sake anon I wish I had the Chris fingering himself webm so I could ruin your post

>>36171602

As if a woman will let a mentally ill man with no dick share genes with her children.

>>36171335
I don't know anything about his mommy.

>>36168091
Chris has the brain of a child, so he doesn't plan really think that about things before he does them.

>>36168818
He's actually held auctions in the past only to have trolls bid millions of dollars for his shit and then cancel at the last second.

Someone should tell Chris that he can save money on videogames by hacking his consoles, only to give him false instructions so he bricks it

>>36171919
go for it, I doubt chris has a problem spending money on games though

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>>36171017
>or used rhythmic music to make open up naturally?

It was actually "binaural beats" which aren't beats at all they're just white noise that people think can simulate being high on LSD or curing your autism or producing estrogen in Chris' case.

>>36171124
>the people who document every moment of Chris' life are even more autistic than him.

I used to think that was just a meme, but the totem and other things before that really confirms it.

>>36171596
>implying 70% of the posters here have a life that is significantly different.

>>36171596
Have you come back Carl Sagan?

Kick that Fucker Tyson out and remake Cosmos properly.

>>36172341
It is significantly different because they don't have hundreds of people looking up his old embarrassing videos and logging his every move into a wiki and looking up all the different nudes and sex tapes of himself floating around on the internet.

Sure most of us are on our way to becoming 30 year old NEETs or already are, but Chris is arguably the most-trolled man on the internet and the only non-celebrity to have such an extensive wiki and forums about him.

>>36171919
He'll just make a video begging people to give him money so he can buy a new one.

>>36168091
>>36168123
It's supposedly because Barb pawned her gold necklace to pay bills and/or their copious credit card debt.

>>36172511
Assuming that's the case, do you think she' be pissed if she found out that her son is an internet legend that could easily make even more thousands of dollars for a few hours' work by doing even more shitty artwork?

Chris is either too lazy or too autistic or both to realize that himself. He needs an agent/manager

>>36172731
Or if he'd sell his copious amounts of games and Transformers instead of his dad's cherished collection.

>>36172814
>instead of his dad's cherished collection

What did his dad collect?

I mean I knew, and still are, hoarders cause their old house burned down.

>>36172910
His dad had a treasured stamp collection that went back decades

Chris talked about selling it, I don't know if he actually went through with it.

>>36169099
He's too lucky to die.

>>36172936
Oh damn that might actually be worth something.

Idiot probably sold it all for a tiny fraction of the actual value.

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>>36168091
>surprised that somebody who cut off his penis and cut open a fake vagina into his scrotum and kept the wound from healing purposely for a long period of time is a bad decision maker

>>36173197
>>36172936
He's selling it right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTFTftM7NSg

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>>36171596
>He has been given the blessing of life - something finite, a phenomenon that even science doesn't fully understand
>the blessing of life - something finite
>blessing of life
>blessing

>>36173345
Wait, nevermind, that's his own stamp collection.

>>36173252
>Cut off his penis
He never did that. You honestly think he has money for a surgery?

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>>36172336
>did you bathe?
>no! I [caked myself in axe]!
>may I orbit your belt?
>sides obliterated
I enjoy chris-chan in small doses

>>36170810
that is the dankest meme ive ever seen.

>>36169048
I dunno man the most trolled human being on the planet might have a few issues with an eBay auction

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Why did people become so obsessed with him in the first place? Why are people so bothered about spending so much time discovering everything they possibly can about him and archiving it? Isn't it all a bit sad?

>>36173876
>Why did people become so obsessed with him in the first place?

His appearance and mannerisms and behavior were all very much cartoon-like. When his first pictures surfaced, when he wore the Sonichu medallionwith clownshirt and was fighting in card games against literal children, and then people found his Sonichu series, he was already in his mid-20s. Then he started with the "captain's log" videos, then the trolls came in and rather than ingore he just took bait after bait after bait for years and years.


It is quite sad, but it's also quite funny. Chris Chan is the human experience.

>new Sonichu comic never

Damnit, Chris. Stop cutting open your taint and make more autism comics!

How much would you pay for the classic?

How the fuck does chris have so much internet fame but is still unknown to the general public. there are people significantly less famous than him that have hundreds of news articles written about them if they spot some white nationalist shit on twitter but chrischan can mace people in the face and nothing. hes one of the most famous people on the internet and doesn't even have a Wikipedia article

>read CWCKI
>even chris has a more interesting life than me

JUST KILL ME ALREADY

>>36173876
It's that whole "he's a trainwreck and you can't look away" business that keeps crashing over and over and over. There are countless of moments in the CWC saga that are worth remembering like him being banned from Gamestop for defacing Sonic Boom merchandise or him making a tour of his house and apparently getting his family in trouble with his landlord or something because his house was in such a bad shape.

It's all symbolic of something profound that we have yet to see.

>>36173430
what kind of syndome shape your chest like that?

how long until Chris dies of an infection?

I think hell be fine

>An army of trolls will never goto Chris' house and clean his shit up, drag him kicking an screaming into employment and fix up his life.

Why live?

>>36173430

>huge, doughy torso
>tiny stick arms

What the fuck is this physique?

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>>36174898
Chris had a job at a Wendy's for a while.
Word is he was fired after his Donald Duck impression scared a child.

>>36174992
>tiny stick arms
he can do like 50 reps of over 50 lb weights in each arm so form over function, bro

>>36173416
>implying Chris didn't do the surgery himself
You're underestimating Chris's stupidy

>>36168130
When CWC dies that thing is gonna be worth mad cash.

>>36174898

Chris is way too far gone to ever have a chance at a better life and gainful employment

>>36175502
Maybe golden age Chris had a chance

>>36174663
How is his life interesting? It's just very well documented and decently-written by the cwcki autists

>>36174570
>so much internet fame

He's only famous to 4chan and reddit and something awful and other communities like that to some degree.

Pewdiepie makes millions of dollars every year from being the #1 Youtube channel in the world, he has 50+ million subscribers, and almost everyone over the age of 40 doesn't know who that is, as well as foreign kid. Even a lot of normies don't know about Pewdiepie and the whole let's play meme, let alone Chris Chan.

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>>36174993
>tfw you read this post at a quick glance and it looks like "Chris worked at Wendy's but got fired after he pulled out his Duck and scared a child"

>>36175502
he'd have to like adopt an entirely new persona and move to somewhere without internet to have a chance at reentering society.
He really is an inept spergy retard though so no one should get too salty about him drawing the dole

>>36175779
If only there was some sort of institution where people could go to rehabilitate themselves mentally

>>36175815
You want him shipped off to a psychiatric ward?

>>36175815
he's been in jail, he's been to church, nothing worked can't you get that through your thick skull?

Why is chris chan still alive? Did his self made cunt not kill him?

>>36175870
As an avid consumer of his, absolutely not. That's probably the only way he progresses as a human being though.

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>>36175942
this old thing?

>>36171656
Was it moot?

>>36175958
People who get shipped off just get stuffed with meds, get a huge bill and after it's all over to fuck back off into the world. You really think it would do any good?

>>36175983
Yes. Did it heal or something? Does he use it?

>>36176016
not that guy but, if chris can drive, he should be able to take disability and work and still be somewhat productive. He refuses to, which is understandable in some regards, but he isn't such a trainwreck that he couldn't sort recycling or some other tard job.

>>36176031
think he went to a doctor and it healed itself but I don't actually pay attention to his antics that much anymore

>>36173876
He is the literal incarnation of a lolcow
That's why

>>36176244
incarnation or definition?

lolcow is definitely what he is, just a fat harmless retarded cow that can be endlessly milked for lulz

>>36176331
Incarnation for sure.
The living embodiment of a lolcow; when I think lolcow I think Chris.

>>36171596
Most people will never even come close to garnering as much attention and infamy as Chris, much less convince themselves of how "important" they are. As far as he's concerned he was on top on the world, and he's just riding the wave of fame until god knows when. I want to agree with you but ultimately you're just being dramatic and also projecting a little. Chris doesn't give a fuck about anything except exactly what he's been doing.

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>>36168091

>tfw CWC will transcend into immortality within the annals of internet culture
>tfw he will be remembered and you wont

>>36177022
>tfw you realize you're just another i-was-there-fag who merely stood and watched from the sidelines, like so many i-was-there-fags before and so many i-was-there-fags after you

Anybody notice Chris speaking in a forced falsetto recently

>>36177022
>the creator of Sonichu is the most well-documented person in the history of written language

I like how as pathetic as Chris is, the internet has become such a shit show since he was discovered that he's become genuinely lovable in the way that like a retarded kitten would be lovable.

Chris may be a wreck, but he's our wreck.

>>36168091
/fit/ user here for lols

So you all finally found someone lower then yourself on the totem pole. Just know anons, the feeling you get looking down on this pathetic autist is the same feeling people get looking at you.

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>>36177109
I picked up on that too

>>36177118
>people still think Chris is the most documented person, and not just the most documented person they know of

>>36177168
no they don't you dumb fuck

>>36177227
I would still fuck her or him idgaf, I probably could get it to eat my ass

>>36177168
what are you so smug about? you only a level above us.

>>36168384
Seriously? I'm thinking $3.50 would cover that. It looks like $3 worth of materials.

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this stare of autism will give me nightmares

>>36177168
there's always one newfag who is just entering the white knight stage of chrischan discovery and has no idea what his actual legacy is
enjoy your gains meathead

>>36177168
I don't keep up with Chris because I like feeling better than him, I do it because his life is weirdly fascinating. Projecting much? You just seem like a jerk, buddy.

>>36171596
Every single role within Life must be played. This is just one of infinitely many others, and it is equally as important.

>>36177227
>the most documented person

Like I said earlier, he is, other than actual celebrities and fictional characters.

He's just some autistic man-child

>>36177504
Honestly I think Chris is more documented than most celebrities.

I mean on the wiki it has months and days of his life detailed, not to mention pretty much all his private correspondence

>>36177565
Exactly.

Part of that is of course is his willingness to record and share and upload everything himself. Pierce Brosnan or whoever the kids are into these days aren't making regular vlogs on youtube and ranting on facebook and all that that they've done over the years. They're famous because they're movie actors or musicians so they want a private life - Chris is famous because he (mostly) willingly shared everything from his private life.

>>36177118
>most well-documented person
there are literally more books published on Napoleon than the number of days since his death. He's not even close to the most documented person.

>>36177699
see:

>>36177504

and yeah historical figures as well obviously, but Chris is neither a celebrity nor a historical figured.

>>36168378
>>36168091
Why are its eyes so fucked up?

>>36177738
>celebrities, fictional characters and historical figures
so basically everyone who has reason to be the most documented person in the world. How about this guy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Shields_(diarist)

>>36177504
repeating it doesn't make you less wrong my friend

speculation from weens on the internet isn't documentation. Chris has released at most like 160 videos that are all barely break 5 minutes and are the rambling of an imbecile. He's barely documented, you just have no reference point

>>36168091
Fucking incredible. That totem is literally the beginning of his downfall. I really hope whoever has it keeps it safe, it's a historic piece all right.

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K....ILL... ME.......... hhhhhhhhssss ee

>>36177946
>it gets crushed in shipping

NO REFUNDS, YOU DANGED JERKS

>>36177793
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Shields_(diarist)

No nudes of himself jamming a Sonichu medallion up his ass? No one cares,

>>36177822
>He's barely documented

A wiki with over 1600 articles, as well as all other forms of media from other people is not "barely" documented

>>36177793
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Shields_(diarist)
>He once said "Maybe by looking into someone's life at that depth, every minute of every day, they will find out something about all people."

I like this guy a lot.

>>36175063
>50 lb weights
Wasn't he using 12 packs of soda or something like that?

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>>36175273
>When CWC dies
Which is probably going to be sooner than we think.

God, imagine what the totem must smell like. I imagine it has an almost tangible, permanent haze of Chris' unique "Axe and BO" plus whatever other rank smells permeate 14 Branchland Court surrounding it.

>>36178174
Do you think they'll jizz on it for a robust infusion of distinctly autistic aromas?

>>36178131
He also got winded and then sodas started spilling out of the packs after like 10 reps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynemk-Wy1-I

God damn he actually looks semi-normal in that video and any video from back when.

>>36168091
Is his mother dead yet? It's literally been almost 6 years since his dad kicked the bucket

>>36178263
No but she's seriously in fucking debt. If he doesn't get a job, then its over for him. It's the end of an era boys.

>>36178263

She's been one foot over the threshold of Death's door for the past couple of years. She's barely cognizant of her surroundings and is apparently in incredibly poor health, sleeping most of the day away. She's also several thousand dollars in the red with no end in sight because Chris keeps spending money on toys as soon as he gets it.

In classic Snorlax fashion, she's just too fucking lazy to die.

>>36178340
We called her snoalax because at one point she was so fat she was shaped like a perfect ball and the pokemon, but go damn at what point did she become a tiny skinny chicken-bones frail old woman?

>>36178386
Since she became fucking 800 dollars in debt with a child who won't get a job.

>>36178263
Barb is 14 years younger than Bob, so don't get too anxious waiting for her to drop

>>36171182
>He could at least make an effort to improve anything.

You don't seem to understand the pervasiveness of mental disability. Chris has neither the mental faculties nor the proper upbringing needed to be a well-adjusted, independent adult.

It excuses his behavior in a way, but I'm not saying he should be allowed to do whatever he wants. He needs to be in a hospital where psychiatrists can make an effort to put him through adult education programs and maybe equip him with some life skills. And once Barb dies, hospitalization may very well become a reality for Chris. He has no other family to dump this dependent lifestyle on.

>>36169385
Make sure to lay a pickle on his grave for me

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>>36173430
>I have a similar body type to him

>>36178482

Chris would immediately become a "problem child." He's shown countless times in the past that he both hates being told what to do if it conflicts with his own desires and is completely and utterly unable to learn from his mistakes.

He would fight caregivers//handlers/tard wranglers at every turn if they try to make him do anything he doesn't want to do like exercise or be social or put effort into anything that doesn't lead to him getting china or more toys.

>>36178482
>put him through adult education programs


As an amateur Christorian I know that he spent five years in community college, in a two-year program, and got a certification computer-assisted drafting and design.


I doubt he could make any use of out of it thoug, he probably forgot everything since that was ages ago and he's been letting his mind rust.

Since he lives Vurrgeenyaa and Trump is president, he could always get work in a coal mine after his autism money gets cut off.

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>>36173252
H-He didn't actually do this, right? I haven't followed this story that closely cause the guy fucking scares me but holy shit no fucking way he did this.

>>36178602

CADD is a worthless "degree" nowadays (moreso than it used to be) since most of the skills it teaches are now part of a basic computer literacy package or are taught in graphic design/digital art programs.

Having a CADD cert in this day and age is basically saying "I have basic computer skills that even a child is capable of performing."

>>36178621
No, he got a taint piercing and his body rejected it, then he got it redone and the bar slowly burrowed it's way out leaving a gash, he claimed it was a vagina growing

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>>36168091
He's literally autistic to a crippling degree. He needs professional help and probably will for the rest of his life. The fact that there is now an entire community dedicated solely to documenting his life and egging him on is gross. It's like having to see those fluffy pony abuse comics that used to get posted here. I hope that, somehow, he gets into an institution or assisted-care center where he won't have access to any internet and has to talk to a therapist every day. God knows he needs it.

>>36178621
He didn't.

What he DID do was get his fucking taint pierced (the taint is the space between your nutsack and asshole) when he came out as a lesbian.

Of course he can't into hygiene so the thing got infected and he had the piercing removed.

Then the wound had never healed and started to split, Christ thought that he grew a vagina because of the magic estrogen sounds he listened to on youtube. He posted picture on facebook via imgur and his friends and even trolls pacnicked and told him he was going to die from sepsis and he should go see a doctor. He then said that the pictures were fake.

He hasn't died, so it's fair to assume he got his taint wound treated.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit

>>36178645
Not really, I see where you're coming from but you're not correct

>>36172396
Kek'd. That was pretty fucking Sagen-esque. Good stuff honestly.

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>>36178703
>when he came out as a lesbian
I beg your pardon?

someone post his vagina i need a good fap today

>>36178904

In Chris' mind, since all the straight girls already have boyfriends, he'd become a "Lesbian Tomgirl with a Female Soul" or something like that and go after dykes instead.

Chris, being Chris, never realized that every girl he's courted that's given him the "I have a boyfriend" spiel was just letting the smelly fat retarded manchild down gently.

>>36178939
Why would they even respond to him? If i saw that fuck in public i'd call the police

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>>36179020
>calling your fascist military police because wmd grade autsism is too close for your liking.
>get of my board WASP

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>>36178927
it was posted but you're more than welcome to a second helping

>>36179020

Retards are prone to violent mood swings at the drop of a hat. If one engages you, you have to be careful. There's no telling when they'll snap and unleash their unstoppable tard strength.

I mean okay, Chris is a doughy, laughably weak coward, but they don't know that.

>>36177168
>/fit/
>Any better than r9k

>B..b.but it's shiny shit

>>36173430
This picture convinced me to start working out again. I haven't decayed to the point of looking like that, but still.
This thread may have cured my depression.

>>36179117
This is shopped or something right

>>36179587
no my friend, that's the beauty of christian weston chandler
EVERYTHING is real

>>36179601
I haven't paid him much attention since the trannification. It's amazing he's still capable of surprising me

>>36171687
>Not an argument
Neither is
>people should die because I dislike them

>New video released showing an updated view of the inside of his hoarder house
>the next day his house is gutted by fire

love the ups and ups of watching this guy. Yes I said guy, not girl even though I know he's a girl I just don't care haha fight me cucks

>>36175983
What would happen if I stuck my dick in that?

Daily reminder that all those years it had been performance art, CWC is truly dedicated to his craft.

>>36171602
>cryogenically froze
He put them in a household freezer; these are very different things. Modern freezers desiccate their contents, so unless someone's looking for mong cum crust, there's nothing there

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>post in thread
>thread dies
I'm so sorry.

>>36180179
i fucking hate your guts faggot i was having fun

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>>36179907
After Parkourdude came out as fake I wouldn't be that surprised anymore.

>>36180179
No worries, friend!

>>36171114
It's surprising how many people just don't get this. People treat him like shit and then when he spergs out they say "oh well he's a shit person so obviously contributing to ruining his life is all good morally"

It'd be understandable if it was all done by kids, but CWC has been around for fucking years now and so have the trolls.

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>>36180179
I'm cutting down your GBP

>>36180342
i cant tell if any of those is supposed to be male

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>>36180355
not by choice at least

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>>36168091
Sort of like buying a cursed artifact desu.

>>36180384
we live in a universe where a blind god rules

>>36180479
You say that like you have something he doesn't

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>>36177168
>So you all finally found someone lower then yourself on the totem pole.
Hello newfriend, how is your first day here?

>>36180545
self control? you stoopid fuck

>>36177319
You're probably some newfag who has only known of his for the past year or so. Chris Chan is one of 4chans oldest living memes and I love that he's still obsessed over.

>>36171588
Pmurt amirite
H-hehe

>>36181125
this traitor needs a visit from the secret service