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>try to learn to cook
>decide to do something supposedly simple and fry an egg
>turn stove on and get pan
>put oil on pan
>wait a bit for pan to heat up
>crack egg on pan
>the oil violently bubbles when the egg hits pan
>the oil flies everywhere and hits my arm and burns me
>get scared and run upstairs
>kitchen is filling with smoke
>too scared to go in there and turn stove off
>tfw mom's not home for another two hours
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>>36167932
As someone who's worked short-order cook, you deserve to burn alive in that house you mongoloid. It's an egg and some oil.
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>>36167932
Unless you have a cast iron pan there is no reason to use oil to cook an egg. I hope your house burns down you fucking idiot.
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>>36167932
> call the fire department before your house burns down
> now dummy
> use non-stick cooking spray after your parents un-ground you
> don't get the stove too hot
use non-stick cooking spray
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>>36168042
>> call the fire department before your house burns down
How? I'm too scared to use the phone. I don't even know how to order a pizza. My mom does it for me.
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>>36168094
Okay now I know you're pretending. No one can be this stupid.
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>>36167932
I feel you op
One time I was going to fry an egg
I cracked the egg
throwed the egg white on the trash
Took me 1 minute to realise what I had done
There was nothing else for me to eat
JUST
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