Post the last message you received from a female and the date

Excluding my mother:


March 24 2017, asked my brother's GF what kind of ties he doesn't have
>I'm not sure about specific colors right now, but I know he really wants solid colors. All he has are patterned ties"


Apart from this, 10/28/2016 from my landlady

>yo can you tell me the name or address of the photo place?

that was like 10 minutes ago, this qt stacy/alt normie girl from work asked me yesterday if i wanted to hang out, now i think she's going without me

i didn't even ask her, she said it to me because some other girl at work was talking to me, why do girls have to fight each other for attention, i feel like a human shield in syria

>Yeah Jesus that woman ages me like 10 years each time she pulls this shit. God you were completely fucked I actually felt like I was the one taking advantage even though you were the more "active" one. I was thinking I can't kiss him now he won't remember it tomorrow.

5 minutes ago

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np! -3/24 3:25pm

Just completely fuck my shit straight up famalama

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>Well what's the plan

my gf inquiring as to when and where I'm going to bang the shit out of her tonight

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Some Facebook message in 2012, probably won't even show anymore if I log in.

Fuck my life.

>I believe you xd
>march 9th

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>>36165912
>I can't believe i thought you were different
whelp

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sept 22 2016

The only woman I've ever recieved a text from is my mother. And its been about 4 months since I've talked to her.

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>>36165912
>Monday, April 10th

Should I cut her? Pic very berry related

>>36166203

And you replied
"N-n-n-no sweetie. J-jamal can".

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Last message I got from a girl was a picture of her fucked up gay emo arm
>picco verry relatando

>>36166522

Is that girl Dutch matey?
I recognise that arm.

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I had a couple of messages on Snapchat and another on Facebook, but this was easiest to screenshot.

>>36166565
no, not dutch

>>36165912

Also, kek.

If anybody messaged me that I'd respond with a straight "no." How rude.

>>36165912

Last Saturday at 4:08PM

"I'm not being nice eheh"

She hasn't replied to me yet when I asked what she meant by that...

>ur cute and i miss you :-)

today

>>36166932
kill yourself and him too

her "sorry, it was a joke"

me "im not sure if i can forgive you Ilona"

her "Oh no..., why not?"

Tinder

>>36167056
Don't leave us hanging anon. What did Ilona do to you.

>>36166952
please use her preferred pronouns.

>>36167066
her "Damn girl"
me "Love it when girls adress me like that"
her" haha ofc, secretly a bit gay?"
me" is it that easy to spot?"
her " just a little, haha joking"
me" My feelings... so hurt"

>hello
Random tinder bitch. She started the conversation.

"I'm going to bed, we'll talk tomorrow"

>10th of November 2016

>Haha we hate you go back home

"How are you today?"

What did she mean by this

>>36167544
"i like you and want to talk to you"

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I honestly don't remember. It was 2016 though.

>>36167642
>I like you

In what way

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>>36165912
Fucking never!
What fucking board is this?!

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disgusting normie thread

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>>36165912
She wanted me to read the milk fic after she forced me to read the hat fic.

>>36166435
I think both participants in this conversation should drop themselves because they're annoying.

>>36166565
Who did you think it was. Just a first name.

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>>36165912
I don't have a screenshot but the conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hey, do you think we could be friends again?
Me: "I'm sorry"

*she starts typing a big ass paragraph, probably was waiting for this moment for a while*

...
...
...

Me: "you know what, I'm sorry, just forget I even said anything"

Her: "Why would I want to be friends with someone who posts about feminists being idiots and thinks ikea furniture is for poor people"

Me: "Are you saying it's not?"
Me: "Also not all feminists, just most of them."

Her: "We already said we'd stop talking"

Me: "I wanted to say sorry, because I am, and I miss you so much"


Her: "We were so close, but you ruined that"
Her: "I can't be your friend"

Me: "I literally have nobody, I've had nobody for months."

Her: "I'm sure you'll find friends again one day, but it won't be with us."

Me: "Why can't we just start fresh?"

Her: "We can't."

Me: "why are you doing this?"

Her: "I can't be friends with you again, me and x have already told you to stop multiple times, we already called the police."

Her: "Also you talk about so many things like 8D chess, doing emotional tests on people, these are things you just don't do at all"

Her: "also you think you're really intelligent and you're average at best"

her: "Also, my issues have been way worse than yours, and you were responsible for all of it"

Me: "okay, well, i'm still really from the bottom of my heart sorry, I don't know what else I can say, i've tried to fix this and tried to go back to how things were"

Her: "One day you'll find friends johnny, you're a good person, you just have too many issues"

Me: "you know all that depression shit? it was one big meme this full time, I wasn't actually depressed."

Me: "lul"

Her: "I don't think that's true, but johnny I hope you get past this and hope you get better, I really do"

Not sure how It ended, my memory is hazy, I still miss her, I still love her, and I still wish I didn't fuck up so hard.

Last message was three hours ago, she probs fell asleep. Can't wait to get lewd later ;)

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>>36169022
Fuck off this board and never come back.
This isn't your place, I'm serious.

>>36169006
She sounds retarded as fuck

>>36165912
Can you please come fuck me? My son got called in to work. Sunday, April 2nd

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>>36165912
Fuckk. I'm so lonely now.

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5 mins ago, gf

"Nah lol" Just now.
Asked her if her friends said anything about me when I met them yesterday.

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-4/1/2016
ur cute

it was april fools

>>36169006
Dude you sound a lot like me. But I don't pretend to not be depressed.
I'm >>36169259
I'm in a point where I'll take male friends.
Any email or some shit to communicate?

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>Sure haha I'd like that. See you Wednesday then :)


That was last summer and it was from my oneitis

>>36166681
if someone asks you to take their shift it's rude?
huh, let me guess... you're an overly sensitive asocial faggot, right?

>>36166097
ima need more context please

>@anon I just asked my friend to send u the doc w his answers

On march 29, I don't know her but we were in a group

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>>36165912
It's been a weird year for me

>>36169923
>do my paid work for me

Jesus anon you're such a cuck it's unbelievable. I'd only do that if we were very close friends or I got something in return.

>>36170088
you get the money when you take someone's shift

have you ever had a job...?

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Saturday 4/8/2017

>>36167544
Just reply how you feel. Or if you feel like shit just say "alright" and ask her how she is.
>>36168022
Just hang out with her and find out.

"Hey [bar name] tonight??" 4:09 pm

>>36166435
You text in the same cringy manner as I did when I was 16. I hope for your sake that you are indeed 16, because you sound like an enormous faggot. I bet you don't speak the way you type at all, and when you try to you can't stop smiling.

"Thank you"
I wished her Happy Birthday on snapchat, it was on 22/03/17

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>"no thanks"
>April 3rd, 2012
RIP me

"I'd make sure to take the busy days off"
I was talking about why I took 6 hours to respond to her text. (I work in a kitchen and sundays are busy as fuck days)
Unfortunately, this girl is engaged. She told me as she was telling me she liked me. So. That fucking sucks.
>we've been friends since 2nd grade, now in our early 20's

>>36170668
This text was Yesterday at 10pm

>>36165912
"You still coming over?" 4:06 PM April 9th

>is it air time wow
January 18th

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>>36165912
>"Lol ok I'm free most of the time so you can tell me when your free lol"
Recieved 8 minutes ago by my ex's old friend's friend who is looking into leaving her LDR for a nearby man and she's a highschool virgin (and legal to fuck.)

Can't wait to get the "your not my type lol" message

>>36166435
Garbage in, garbage out. Cut yourself first.

>>36167102
>m-muh fedora

>>36168511
>>36168616
>>36169145
+inf. desu

>Sunday, April 10th

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This was from Sunday, April 10th. Last night

>>36170878
Kill her and then yourself. TNT that shit.

>cool n.n text me if you want to hang out
>April 7th

I could have sex with her but honestly, right now I'd rather be playing P5.

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From Thursday, February 23. Kill me.

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>I don't really know what more can be said
it hurts

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>>36165912
I sent her a meme.

It must be more than 2 yaears now maybe closer to 3

>im still alive u fag
It was 5 years ago Jesus Christ

>>36171281
>hahahh
i feel ya

>>36171678
It's a rough life my man. She always asks me to hang out but whenever I say yes she suddenly is "busy". Idk what her deal is

>is your dad home yet
>t. mom

It was from some tinder bitch who looked good in her pics but was really butt ugly and desperate. We met up once, her parents dropped her off and she ran up to me and hugged me.

After that "date" I kept talking to her for a little bit before cutting off contact completely. She messaged me a few months ago asking me to forgive her for what she did but shes too ugly and I'm not that desperate yet.

After that I've only talked to my mom.

>Oh noooooooo! Thanks for letting me know!
February 7

>did u watch 13 Reasons Why? I'm bored need idea
Note this does not suggest I am at all invited nor does it open up possibility of watching together

>>36166581
Spotted the indian. Why are you on r9k? Go get an arranged marriage to some QT.

>>36165912
Should have replied back asking her to do your shaft if you do her shift. Then play it off as a typo if she freaks out.

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Everyone ITT should just kill themselves for claiming to be a robot. I've only ever received one text total from the opposite sex in my fucking life.

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Been thinking about just killing myself lately

>>36172600

Kill urself roastie. Original.

>Sweet dreams baby, love you. Hope you have let yourself enjoy a bit of sun.XxxxxX
From the mother who cheated on my dad and whom I secretly detest.

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some girl sent me the answers to a test in March

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just under two hours ago

she might come visit me soon maybe wew

A coworker sent me a copy of my schedule

excluding my boss and my family

2009

>>36172600
post your skype and you can easily change that

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I dont have any girls on my phone

>Every time you suck my boobs, they're sore afterwards!

This morning, 3 AM.

>>36165912

> Just experienced a "don't talk to me don't talk to me don't talk to me"
- April 6th

>Forgot to say it earlier but thank you for tonight

My oneitis texted me an hour ago, haven't been on good terms or really spoken to her since December. Saw her the other night.

I don't have a phone nor any sort of social media to be contacted by people, also I'm not acquainted with anyone.

Excluding family I think it was like 2 years. I went on two or three dates with her and I asked her if we should be a thing and she immediately reeled back. I was too eager because I'm a kv in his 20's and I've never had a girlfriend.

>haven't talked to a woman outside of family or work in two years
>haven't had a meaningful conversation in four years
How do you meet people again?

>>36173977
I think there's a certain limit you reach where women can easily suss you out for a loser. I think I just have to keep trying or something.

>Omg I thought I responded I'm so sorry
From Friday