>go to brothel >first girl i fucked is cuddling all over

You're cute. You're very young to be at a brothel, they cater to older men.

post abs plz

>>36165178
Am i supposed to have a girlfriend though or something? I feel like im ruining an opportunity here even though i cant get a girlfriend to save my life. If i am actually cute how do i not have a girlfriend?

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>>36165207
Is this good enough for you?
>you have been muted for 2 seconds orig

>>36165234

Because you fail at trying. Don't go to brothels, you can catch something.

>>36165445
nice birthing hips faglord

>>36165156
>20 years old
>at a brothel full of low trash
They'd marry you if you asked. Those girls are waiting for their prince to see past her being a whore and sweep her off her feet.

>>36165484
the girls here get tested and wont fuck you without a condom
>>36165533
dubs of truth ;-; someone asked for me to post my abs so i delivered sorry that i am not good enough for you like all the females i have ever talked to
>>36165536
this is good information to know, thanks

anyone have any information on where to actually find a real girlfriend? i work 50 hours a week with all dudes and my social circle is also all male

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>hurr do prostitutes really like me?

just a big fucking mystery huh

>>36165234
>If i am actually cute how do i not have a girlfriend?
Given that you lost your virginity to an escort and that you're posting on /r9k/ it's not unreasonable to believe that you're too socially retarded to easily obtain a gf.

Not that I'm passing judgement on you, I also lost my virginity to an escort and am too dumb to into gf

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>>36165606

> Hey anons, I went into a store today and a cute charity girl was flirting with me!
> Can't be for me to donate to African Niggers though, it must be pure love!

2 days later

Thread make about "FUCK WOMEN MUH MIXED SIGNALS".

Like pottery.

>>36165635
im pretty sure that if i was actually cute enough it would make up for my autism in that i would at least get occasionally have a roastie throw herself at me

>>36165606
>>36165683

You're both bigger idiots than he is. This is obviously a humble-brag thread and he finds joy in pretending to be clueless and wants to hear other people validate and confirm his opinions.
It's one of the most pathetic things on here.

>>36165683
they were getting paid as long as i fucked them though.....they dont get paid extra or anything because they called my cute thats retarded

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>>36165706

> Implying I'm not OP
> Implying I don't have multiple personality disorder and enjoy arguing against myself in threads

Oh boy.

>>36165706
i really just wanted to post something that was kind of interesting about my life and hopefully get real answers on how to get a gf

You fucked TWO girls?? How much did it cost you OP? Also which country?? I want to lose my virginity at a brothel but I don't want to do it illegally. I guess my only option would be to visit Nevada since I live in the US.

>>36165749
but it could make you come back or tip

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>>36165749
its a service industry you fucking idiot, they want repeat customers.

>>36165838

Is your mom gonna pay for it too, Prince Charming?

>>36165156
>realize my dick was literally just in her mouth and try to dodge the kiss
I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't wanted to kiss her because she's a hooker and had a lot of dicks in her mouth. But grossed out by yourself ? Kek

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>>36165156
>in a stripclub
>dressed nicely(for some reason i was wearing a shirt and a casual tie)
>got private dances
>did the most autistic shit and they still laughed and said im cute
>confidence boost and ordered her some alcohol

its not you, it their job to make you happy

>>36165838
i live in germany.....50 euro to get into the brothel (they have food and free beer, and saunas and shit for you to relax at) the first girl i fucked for 100 euro (50 for sex and 50 for the massage....massage wasnt really worth it but it felt nice i guess) and the second girl was another 100 euro because i lasted longer than 30 minutes
>I had a 3 some a different time i went to a brothel and it wasnt worth it....one girl is hard enough to fuck let alone 2

>>36165844
>>36165886
they knew i wasnt coming back because i told them i was from a different country and theres so many girls there that i dont think i could even pick out the ones i fucked even if i did

>>36165891
plz no bully in my thread :(

>>36165603
>the girls here get tested and wont fuck you without a condom

You get HPV even with a condom

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>>36165942
It's this OP. They were just doing their job. They probably were glad you weren't a 57 year old obese guy, but that doesn't mean they actually liked you in any way. You can choose to accept the reality that whores will say nice things to you when you pay them, or you can keep believing that youre special and these hookers fell in love with you and your virgin dick.

>>36165886
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36166062
desu i dont really care if i get hpv it doesnt even sound that bad and I can easily get it from some roastie at a bar if i fucked her anyways (plus im vaccinated for it)

>>36165942
but the second girl was literally done fucking me i dont understand why she would do that the first girl could have been trying to warm me up or something which at least i understand

>>36165962
What were they? Eastern Euro, German, or other? Were they decent looking ? Any pics?

>>36166142
>>36166190
ok so basically it was all a lie to get me to pay more or they were just surprised i wasnt completely disgusting like the other guys there

>still havent got an answer on how to find a real GF or at least a suggestion on where to post to find one (fucking /soc/ is a dead board and filled with dudes)

>>36165156
>>36165942

Are you fucking retarded?

They're having sex with you for money, OP. Their professional success is contingent upon their ability to please customers. A lot of prostitutes have a host of "regulars" who keep coming back to the same whore. Hookers get "regular" customers by providing an exceptional sexual experience. Men, much like women, enjoy being flattered.

Strippers do the exact same thing, which is why I've never liked strip clubs.

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>>36166254
>thinks literal whores like him
>asks /r9k/ how to get a gf

you aren't that bright are you?

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>>36165962
>steering the conversation this hard

"oh gee boys i have no idea what they meant by calling me cute! could someone please SPELL IT THE FUCK OUT FOR ME"?

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>>36166217
first girl was like a taller lexibelle but slighly less attractive maybe like a 7/10 pic related is lexibelle, second girl was like a 9/10 short brunette sorry no pics :(.

>>36166344
yeah im pretty retarded why else would i be on r9k and a loser with no gf?

>>36166405
plz do....sorry for trying to create a somewhat interesting thread that stimulates at least some kind of conversation ;-;

>>36166466
Maybe some people can lie like its nothing, but for many its not so easy. If they said nice things to you why question it?

Given this isnt humble bragging, just remember to be ni e to girls. Thats really it.

If they dont like you thats life. Its not defined like math, where inputs equal answers.

>>36166191
dont date a slut. shes fucked more dudes then you will ever know. imagine what kind of a girl actually becomes a whore

>>36165688
No. The only ones who have women thrown at them are Chads. You could be very attractive for all you know, but if you're not the top 10%, then you have to put in an effort

>>36166191
Remember that women arent designed psychologically to fuck without emotion. Its been theorized that sleeping around has untold bad effects if you arent making the connection with your partners.

If they wanted to be intimate afterwards its for their own wellbeing, and I personally would be flattered if she chose to cuddle with me instead of lighting up a smoke.

>>36166735
i dont really want to date a slut but i cant even date a girl in the first place my standards are dropping so low i might even consider dating a trap

>>36166709
thanks for a little bit of actual advice i guess

>>36165688
I would think sometimes girls can be so overwhelmed by how good looking you are theyll completely ignore you (thinkin they havent a chance) or will actively be short/curt/rude with you(like guys with women hate)

>>36166885
Trap? Thats hella too low, thats for closet fetishists anyway. If thats your thing go for it.

Fuck sluts. Many women are placed in this catagory. And sluts are FREEEEEEE!!!!1

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>>36166142
not all of them are nice. this happened to me:

>go to "brothel" in a shabby apartment in a former soviet republic
>virgin and nervous as fuck
>scared shitless, no boner
>girl suggests playing with a dildo
>put the dildo in and out of her vagina
>start sucking it
>girl looks at me with disgust
>try to put the dildo back in
>girl asks me WTF i'm doing
>girl tells me to GTFO

if sucking that dildo doesn't count as losing my virginity, then i'm still a virgin. this happened 4 years ago, I have still 2 years left before i evolve into a wizard. i might try again next year, i'm to afraid of talking to girls at the moments

Yes they want more of your money. As someone who's used a hooker before, generally they'll pretend to be attracted to you and make you feel like the exception so that you'll fall for her and feel special around her and thus come back and all that.

As you noticed, the other girl ended up doing it to you too. They all use the same tactic and that's when you catch them out and realise its just a tactic. They're not attracted to you.

Also yeah as other people have also said, it's also the fact that you're young, younger than most clients which are older men. So they're probably just relieved to have sex with someone their age which doesn't make them feel disgusting and just feels like a hook up. So there's that factor too.

>>36166929
this is probably true but i am sure that girls dont think that i am overwhelmingly good looking

>>36166985
yes my standards have dropping to them being nice to me and not being fat for a gf

>>36166990
i think she was just so freaked out because of the STD thing.....you would have literally been putting your bodily fluids into her vagina which is a no go for prostitutes

>>36167248
Oh and good that you realised it because I see a ton of threads like these on here, usually by first timers who buy into the fact that the prostitute is attracted to them. Nah, they can see that they're a robot and they can milk some more money out of them to fake attraction. What they are "attracted" to is the fact it's someone young for once and someone who can give them more money.

>>36167248
i feel like this is the most honest answer in this thread....it was probably both that they just wanted to make me feel more satisfied with their services and that im not completely disgusting (and maybe JUST maybe they would have actually fucked me if i met them in a social situation and wasnt too autistic)

How many hookers have you fucked? Would you do a MMF threesome?

>>36165445
God damn you have a nice body.

Post face?

>>36165445
You've got a decent body and you must be tall so despite what appears to be a below average face you still might be attractive to women. No doubt it's your below average social skills and self-confidence that's holding you back. But that's just my perspective at a glance.

>>36165445
Seems like a fishing for compliments thread but meh.
You got chest acne, it looks like when you were skinnier you had a chest hole and you can still kinda see it. Ass looks great, abs are alright. Seems like you're more of an ass guy than a dick guy but it could be the underwear you have on.

>>36167387
I have fucked 5....just 1 the first time i went, second time i went i tried a 3 some, and then 2 at separate times (most recent) which was by far the best time i have had in a while. Depends on if i liked the couple.....but yes just to try it (i wouldnt pay for one though)

>>36167404
nah but you can add me on discord if you want.....maybe ill show you my face after getting to know you a bit cosmiccow#4398

>>36167446
thanks, this is at least stuff i can improve on and maybe become a normie or even a chad one day (maybe i will even be happy eventually).....im not really tall btw though im only 5'10"

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>>36167701
>maybe become a normie or even a chad
fuck that, you're autistic; you're a robot and will always be one

that doesn't mean you can't find happiness one day as a robot. you need to accept your difference and embrace it, but don't let it hold you back.

5'10" isn't the worst height. you still have some options as far as women goes, but it won't be easy.

>>36167632
yeah i have a little bit of chest and back acne but it goes away with some cream after a while and then comes back when i stop using the cream. about the chest "hole" yes my sternum curves outwards instead of straight, when i am not as lean and a bit bulkier you cant notice it which is why i am trying to gain weight (pic related was me at the same weight but a tad higher body fat percentage). I actually do have a really big ass (senior year in highschool some girl asked if she could touch it and i told her no but she poked it anyways....failed opportunity to say yes if i can touch yours). And my dick is pretty average maybe a bit above average if you cared

>>36165156
>>realize my dick was literally just in her mouth and try to dodge the kiss but she still gets me on the cheek
Is this not hot to other people? Me and my gf both love to make out after going down on each other

>>36165156
a little of both, whores want you to come back, they probably prefer a supple skinnyfat twink to some of the other guys they cater too

also being whores they have gotten used to fucking strangers and psychologically they have been ground down, it is like a nurse that has to clean up poop every day

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>>36167882
forgot pic rip
muted for 2 seconds :(

>>36167920
Yeah, you'll do fine. Just keep it up.

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>>36165536
There is nothing wrong with marrying whores. Justinian was a definitive alpha male and he married a whore.

>>36167940
im thinking if i gain around 10 pounds that i would look really good for my height and not too muscly (i used to be a hungry skelengton)

>>36167825
lmao implying height has anything to do with getting laid

>>36168013
He doesn't just want to have sex. He wants a girlfriend. Getting commitment and fidelity isn't as easy as simply having casual fucks.

>>36168013
5'8" here. The chick i'm trying to date is taller than me.

Prostitution is a form of work for them. Hence sex-work. As such they treat it as work. Just like there are people who enjoy their work or have a hobby that's transferred into work, but they still treat it as work. Same thing with prostitution. Yeah sex is enjoyable but they still treat it as work. It's just work to them and the people they're willing to have sex with while as a prostitute aren't necessarily the same people they are willing to have sex with after.

Because its work to them they follow the same rules as any other job that has customers - Make the customer happy and entice them to return. The customer is always right and all that. Part of that is making the customer feel special and sexy. It's part of the experience you paid for. If any of them wanted you they'd have given you their number or told you to keep the money

>>36167882
I can tell that the hole (I dunno the term for it) was more visible when you were younger and is gradually going away. I wouldnt say its that visible now so don't worry about it, hence why I said you used to have one.

>>36165156
If you're actually a decent looking guy at the age of 20 girls are going to be surprised you haven't had a girlfriend as relationships are a large and important part of being a teenager

>>36167920
Yeah that ones better. No acne and the hole isn't as visible. In other threads its best to show that one rather than the other pic.

>>36168134
i know my life is so sad ;-;

>>36168113
>>36168145
thanks

>>36168070
if i got a prostitutes phone number from fucking her that would be alpha as fuck and is now a short term goal

There's literally nothing wrong with going to whores

There's also literally nothing wrong with being a whore

In a way, whores are better people than some other people, at least they have the courage to realise their true will and nature

I would fuck a whore, I would date a whore

How is a whores self esteem? Are whores all the same? Can a whore really fall in love? Is this just a job for the whore? So many questions

My current goal in life is to make as much money as possible to fuck the best looking whores

Charles Bukowski frequented whores. Presidents, artists, scientists, actors, celebrities, the best men that ever lived all frequented whores. Kings and emperors too

Whores are better than normal women

THere is no such thing as free sex. You either pay with money or with time, and with "normal" girl you will just end up frustrated and playing their stupid fucking games, validating their ego or whatever.

Women=trouble

Whores=love whores=life

Thanks for reading

>>36165445
timestamp or get out.

originalss

>>36165156
Hookers don't kiss on the mouth, you've gone insane.

Guys I went to a restaurant last night and this cute girl kept smiling at me and bringing me food. Does she like me?

>>36168054
>Getting commitment and fidelity isn't as easy as simply having casual fucks.
Roastie detected
This only applies to women.

>>36168541
I'm a dude

Enjoy getting cucked dumbfuck

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>>36168432
Just for you anon I'm surprised this wasn't asked earlier but maybe it's mostly just for girls and their tiddies

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>>36168714
Aw man I covered up the 10 :( just incase it wasn't enough

Good story op now pass the sauce on the pic

>>36165445
'Miring that butt famalam.

>>36168714
I think your issue might be that you look gay.
You have a faggy body. Girls probably think you're gay at first glance and don't bother.

A-anon p-please tell my your willy size, I beg you.

>>36168840
the first pic at the start of the thread? i got it from /s/ i dont have the sauce i am sorry :(

>>36168866
thanks idk what your end game is but it boosted my confidence i guess lol

>>36168885
but girls hang out with gay dudes all the time and i feel like i could use that to my advantage i dont hang out with any females at all but i would like to experience it

>>36168910
somewhere between 6 and 7 inches....why are you so interested in my cock?

>>36169089
because your apperance and your cock made her starting a little crush on you. There are only one thing which does matter: GENETIC LOTTERY. And if you lost, you either keep live and suffer always getting a reminder from life about your inferiority on every corner and dying inside a little.(seeing a kissing couple, aryan dude fucks hot chick in porn.), or you just simply kys. YOU CANNOT OVERSTATE YOUR GENETICS, THERE IS NO HOPE

>>36169256
i dont think she had a crush on me but if she did that makes me feel alpha as fuck. I do think that it is possible that she was touching me because she could have been bored or actually liked the feel of my body idk (maybe she knew i secretly liked it though)

>>36165156
>did they just want more of my money?
Was she working?
Was she a woman?
If so, the answer should be obvious.

>uhhhhh no I have never had one before?
>she seems very surprised
lol you do know whores do this to EVERY customer right? It's ego stroking

you guys are so goddam gullible and it's not excusable, after browsing this website for years you should understand the way the world really works

>>36169565
>>36169727
to be honest if they really were just ego stroking is that a bad thing? maybe it will help my confidence in actually finding a girlfriend or more realistically just some friends

>>36169789
if you need to pay someone to get your ego stroked, it's a bad thing

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>>36166990
KEK
Was she terrified or just angry ?


>>36168714
From your posts we can conclude that you are: fit, young and paying brothel costumer with no fetishes. You are probably among top 10% hooker customers so it's no wonder that they are trying to please you.

Just remember; you are now that guy who goes to hookers.

>>36165156
>she asks if I have a girlfriend

After I had my first escort with 23 I've visited 5 others in the following years, one of them at my home. It's not unusual that they ask this kind of question, it's more like an icebreaker. Always remember, you pay her to have a good time.

>Tries to kiss me
now that's unusual, they normally don't initiate kisses. But always remember, you pay her to have a good time.

gruesse von /deutsch/

lost my virginity at an estonian brothel (burger)

great experience tbqh, if you're a eurobot, you should take advantage of these services

>>36165445
nice glutes (no homo) but you need to hit pecs and shoulders more

it would be a waste if you didn't

>>36165756
Hey, OP. It's me, your friend OP. Please stop pretending to be me.

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>>36165156
Hey fuck all these anons OP, good for you. You had fun and that's all that matters, also how old are you and whats your workout routine? I'm personally go to Thailand once a year for my hookers but that's only for vacation.

>>36165156
How are the girls in a brothel and.is it legal anywhere outside of Nevada?

>>36166990
If your first reaction to holding a penis-shaped object is to put it in your mouth, I have some bad news.

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>>36166990
KEK
You cheered me up, anon. Never change.

>>36165445
You're on the wrong board friend, we're all hopeless dudes who have no possibility of getting a date. You still have a chance, women only care about money and muscle. Get out while you can.

>>36170274
how can i find escorts in germany? is there a website? i feel like this will save me money in the long run....currently i have been going to FKK's

>>36170351
thanks man im trying to bulk now....my shoulders are pretty week and i need to start doing incline press but my bench press is pretty good for my weight as of now

>>36170403
well when i actually worked out i did a push day, pull day, and leg day and went to the gym like 4-5 times a week.... now im going like 3 times a week (plus an extra day for cardio) and literally just work on squats for a whole day, or bench for a whole day, or deadlift for a whole day (my workout buddy is a power lifter so....yeah not really building much aesthetics but im getting a lot stronger which is awesome) DESU if you want low body fat just eat less calories (doesnt have to mean less food) and go to the gym you just have to stick with it really after a year you will notice a lot of progress (you can gain 20-25 pounds of muscle in a year if you are bulking and you can lose a retarded amount fat in a year if you do it right)

>>36170415
im in germany my dude idk about the states

>>36165156
>20 years old
>not murdering whores and making a necklace out their teeth
Do you want to know how I can tell you're a beta faggot without a strong father figure?

>>36165234
Since you're asking such a question, you obviously have autism. And not high-functioning. Medium at best.

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>>36170676
Awesome, I do a lot of cardio I'm just trying to lose some fat around the waist area and get some definition in the abs. I'm wanting to get back to what I looked like in highschool. I visit /fit/ a lot for help and It may sound dumb but I like looking good for other people and the hookers. Where did you find a brothel? Are you in Nevada or are you outside the U.S.?

>>36170676
Never mind >>36170849 I didn't read that you're in Germany.

>>36165156

Sorry to ruin it OP but all whores are like that...

>>36170771
i didnt....probably also ties into what >>36170840 said

>>36170849
i specifically said that i live in germany in the post you replied to

>>36170911
Is the country infested with muslims? Or is /pol/ prone to exaggeration?

>>36165156
The logic doesn't follow that you wouldn't have a girlfriend if you were at a whorehouse, plenty of people that have girlfriends go to the whorehouse

>>36170869
rip

>>36171007
kinda of but we shun them....sweden has a bigger problem than us i think

anyways im going to bed now guys my discord is cosmiccow#4398 if anyone wants to talk tomorrow :P

>>36170676
>thanks man im trying to bulk now....my shoulders are pretty week and i need to start doing incline press but my bench press is pretty good for my weight as of now

try the overhead press and dumbbell presses (alternating) for shoulders

my shoulders fucking exploded after hitting the dumbbells

>>36165156
Enjoy your Hep B by age 40 and HPV.

>>36171341
shut up fag, why do you even care?

>>36171341
50% of the US population has hpv. You're probably better off using a hooker. You can also get a vaccine now.

>>36165156
Both. Every brothel I've been to in yurope has had a bunch of ugly and scummy dudes hanging around. Comes with the territory, yeah. So when a white American with a half-decent face and maybe a decent body comes along, it's a nice change for them.

Last hooker I banged seemed to genuinely like me, and made sure I had an amazing time. Despite death grips, I only lasted 10 minutes or so once she was riding me. So incredibly tight. Didn't cuddle, though - sadly.

In the end, it's an act, but it's a lot easier for them to put up that act if you're decent looking, and they might get some genuine enjoyment out of it.

And you're definitely better looking than me. I've got that layer of bodywide autist fat, and am 215lbs at 5'11.