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>Go to supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>say i forgot my wallet
>leave
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>>36162698
I don't know why but that made me laugh. Well done.
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>>36162698
>go to university flat party
>while everyone is drunk
>switch the fridge and freezer off
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why it made me laugh?
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>>36162698
>sneak into neighbours keg party
>take a shit in her parents clothes closet
>close the door and leave
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>go to mcdonalds drive thru
>ask for just napkins, only napkins
>"pull thru to the first window"
>i don't pay them at the window
>cashier hands me a fistful of nappys
>stuff them in my pocket
>pull thru to the second window too
>food slave hands me a bag of food
>thank him and drive away
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>>36162698
>go to flat party
>take screwdriver and several cans of tuna with me
>wait till everyone is smashed
>unscrew ventilation and A/C units
>fill them with tuna
>remove lids of of header tanks in toilets
>fill with tuna
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>>36163333
>quads
kek, does this really work?
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>be kid
>visit some people who are friends of my parents
>take a massive steaming shit and clog up the toilet
>bathroom overflows with turd-flavored water right before we leave
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>Throwing balls of wet sand becomes trendy at elementary school
>I was doing it
>A few kids got fucked up
>Parents complain
>Principal calls meeting with me and four other kids
>Say quite confidently "I wasn't doing that, sir"
>He lets me go
>Other kids say I'm bullshitting
>Fuck outta there
>Tfw the rest of them didn't have recess and had to pick up rubbish for several days
D E V I L I S H
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>>36163447
>turd flavored water
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>agnostic and bisexual
>still go to church to meet females and maybe get molested by clergy
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>Get friends phone number
>once every so often ring around pizza places and taxi services and order them to his house without him knowing
Keks had every singe time
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