You wake up and realize you've switched bodies with

>>36157026
>What do?
I would be so happy, happier than I've been in the last decade of my life

this is pretty much what I've always wanted ever since it could be said I gained sentience at like 12

I would pretty much just be a girl I guess. Walk around, buy garbage, fuck guys, what else is there to do in life?

Attempt suicide for attention

Probably panic about what the girl I switched with is doing with my body.

>>36157026
I feel like everyone would masturbate

>>36157026
Find myself and fuck myself.

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>>36157049
>since it could be said I gained sentience at like 12

Become anxious that I might be retarded, wonder why I was downgraded from a man, go on a shooting spree and blow my brains out in front of a news helicopter.

>>36157167
well babies don't really qualify as sentient do they?

neither do 3 year olds

or 5 year olds

maybe some very advanced 7 year olds

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>>36157026
Am I a pretty girl?

Also masturbate

Panic since I wake up in a strangers room and in a strangers body.
Gather all information I can about this girl and try to avoid contact with her friends and family.
How did this happen to me? Is the supernatural real?
Also try to get in contact with the girl that is now in my old body.

>>36157049
female body is just shitty
girls have to wear make up to look good
worse at sports
slower at running
yeast infections
>there is no way you can look sexy after 50 while men can

>>36157026
Become a virginity stealer.

>>36157026
take pics let's be honest

keep doing what i was doing before but make an online dating account so i can get a beta provider

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>>36157026
How old and attractive is the girl? Is she cute?

realize that I have to go out with men's clothing

hopefully I'll be a flatty at least

>>36157026
Is the switch permanent? Will my family know I'm a girl now?

>>36157415
I'm not him, but I'm already very bad at sports and running so I don't have anything to lose.

>>36157026
Track down old body, see if she's switched into mine
Try to figure out the cause
Probably fuck my life up because she's most likely employed and I probably wouldn't be able to do her job

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>>36157415
>>there is no way you can look sexy after 50 while men can
marisa tomei is 52

>>36158069
>not 1 wrinkle 52
do you actually expect me to believe
give proof

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>>36157326
Y-yes I am a pretty girl...

fuck you guys

KIll myself
I'll rid the world of one cunt and one failure, that's two birds with one stone

>>36157026
Considering my generally bad luck, I'd end up in a disabled body which has diabetes and too much weight and is wheelchair-bound. If we also switched lives, I'd probably end up in a broken and moldy house, hated by my family and with a social network (not only talking about online stuff) which is as bad as a female can have. I'd probably try to kill myself.

>>36157026
take pictures for later use

>>36157026
I'll fuck and suck every guy in town. Especially black guys.

>>36157026
attention whore like a fucking slut and embrace the easy mode
collect an army of orbitters and end /pol/ once and for all
heil kek, god of chaos. i will be worthy of you.

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I'm that creepy girl in the changing room

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>>36159838
Someone has the right idea.
I don't get the people who are like "I'm a girl? wtf I love men now".
My mind is the same I'd still like women

>>36160141
>oh your big for your age! ^.^ it's ok anon we're both girls.. I'm just fooling around ..btw do you have a boyfriend yet? I bet you do you're very pretty. d-do you want to practice kissing I could give you some tips if you want boys can get funny if you don't know how.

>>36157026
Sit on a vibrator till I die from dehydration.

Sell my body for dosh and live the easy life.

All that time spending gender swap mangoes will finally come in handy. I just need to avoid to gay trap (fuck mangaka for doing this every single fucking time by the way, I just want to see yurishit) and it will all go swimmingly

>>36157326
Based Hanyuu