What's your pathetic excuse for not hugging your sister/brother?

Bap all imoutos and neesans!

these threads are more gay than the trap ones

>>36156955
Go slap your brother's ass

Why can't kangaroos bump anything

Why bump a thread that's only bumps?

>>36156029
I have an 8 year old brother and a sister that turned 7.
I want to hug them and kiss my sis for her bday but Im on a vacation in Thailand.
Im currently sitting in my hotel room, sick and hungover by mistake (I usually dont drink much)

I want off this fucking island and hug my siblings.

>>36158176
You better hug and headpat and cuddle with them like there's no tomorrow!

>>36156029

I fucking hate my brother. He's 4 years older than me, bullied me when I was young and let his friend scam me out of several hundred dollars a few yeas ago. I've barely spoken to him since even though we lived together.

>>36156029
Little sister turns 10 in 4 weeks lads, trying to think of something really nice to get her but im drawing a blank

You set this thread up for failure. You asked "what's your pathetic excuse" and so far there's been bumps, pathetic excuses, and one guy asking for help.

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>>36158711
>Little sister turns 10 in 4 weeks lads, trying to think of something really nice to get her but im drawing a blank

Tell us a little bit about her interests and personalities, or any cute stories you can remember. We need to have more details, otherwise our recommendations will all be too generic.

>>36158783
>my safe space is being invaded

>>36158711
I heard the best advice about gift giving from a show: take their 2 favorite things, and find somewhere they meet

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>>36158711

I flew to the other side of the world to see my imouto, filled half of my suitcase with a jumbo plushie (not pic related, but a suggestion). She absolutely loved it.

And after I returned home, she sent me a picture of her hugging the plushie. HNNNG

>>36160519
Why live half across the world if you have a little sister? Don't take her for granted, some of us don't get the pleasure of having siblings

I shared a bed with my younger brother and my step brother, who is older than me, last night and it turned me on. We're on a road trip for the next 10ish days. You think I could manage to get it on with one, maybe both of them?

>>36162746
Step brother? If you got a vagoo, easily, guys'll fuck anything that walks and isn't related to them

>>36162746
>NBR
>seeing your brothers as nothing more than dicks

Because my brother is literally retarded and would attack me if I tried to hug him.

>>36162801
I want both of them though, I'm also a little worried that if I get one of them what would the other one act like? What if they freak out? I'm also wanting my actual brother more.

>>36162812
I love them but for some reason I really want to love them in another way.

>>36162875
Jesus Christ woman don't do it, you'll just fuck your whole family up.

>>36162875
Again, depends on what's in your pants, your actual brother is probably gonna be a little harder since that's actually incest
Just take it real slow, you got 10 days, use em

>>36162907
It could do the opposite too if it works. What if we do it and we become closer and love each other more. We could just keep to ourselves.

>>36162932
Well I was thinking about trying to actually do it in around 5-6 days. We'll be at a few beaches then so I think I might be able to get their attention some. That's also a while in, at that point they'll maybe start to have some thoughts of their own from behind around me the whole time.

>>36163028
If your that sure just beg them to fuck you while you're in bed.

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>>36163028
>We'll be at a few beaches then so I think I might be able to get their attention some.

What a cunning imouto. You'll be able to tease them until they explode, all the while maintaining plausible deniability.

Physical intimacy makes me uncomfortable. I don't want to hug someone

>>36163028
I don't know, incest is playing with fire, speaking from experience you're lucky if it doesn't read your family apart and on a whole nother level of lucky if you end up closer from at least talking about your feelings
They're guys, they shouldn't be that hard if you want them like that but be careful

>>36163073
That's just hope talking, not confidence.

>>36163076
Absolutely, if anything I really like teasing so I would do it anyways. Now I have a goal to reach.

>>36163102
It would be super hot though, and I want to experience a MMF, and I want to show them some love.

>DUDE I FUCKED MY SISTER LMAO
>HAHA I LICKED MY BRO'S BOIPUCCI
>OH MAN I RODE MY FATHER IN THE SLIGHTEST
>I SUCKED THE LOGGO OUT OF THE DOGGO
>DAMN I RIMMED MY CAT'S QUIM

>>36163190
Like I said, go for it if you want to, I'm not saying that you're dooming your family, just that there are risks
Can't agree with you on the mmf though, I'd never do that. Mff maybe

>>36163190
>doing it just because it's "super hot"
It's your life

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>>36162746
Fuck the younger bro.
Make sure that the step brother feels unwanted for not being related to you.

>>36163251
>OH MAN I RODE MY FATHER IN THE SLIGHTEST
Go on, I'm asking for a friend

>>36156029
>tfw no family

Feels bad man

>>36163190
Just start giving them handjobs when you feel their boners while in bed.

>>36163833
Laura plz.

>>36164075
That can't be Laura, she has no friends to ask for

>>36164075
I said I was asking for a friend

And yea guys are easy unless they're your dad, just touch their dicks, but maybe think of the long term

>>36156029
>tfw only child

Origianal

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>>36164221
I'm not crying, not at all

>>36164261
>just touch their dicks
Yeah you can't be Laura, there's no way she'd know this.

>>36164325
Don't cry, you may only be 5'2, but I'm your friend.
You have one friend
I'm your only friend
Such is life

>>36164537
That's me fuckfag mcnigger nugget, I know you guys think with your dicks and are easier than girls who go to Cosby's for a few drinks
Unless of course you're my dad and want to be difficult
>>36164553
No I'm stealing K's friends

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>>36164621
>I know you guys think with your dicks
>being like that for anyone but your sister

>>36164621
>I know you guys think with your dicks and are easier than girls who go to Cosby's for a few drinks
#NotAllMen

K's friends don't count, they're forced to get along with you

>>36164621
Hey now, we don't all think with our dicks all of the time.
I'll bop you on the nose you unchaste cum stain.

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>>36164693
Oh please, even if you had a sister you'd fuck any girl who gave you a chance
>>36164705
I'm saying you're easier than girls knocked unconscious by drugs
>>36164721
Right you can't drive with your dick
And I'll fight you any day of the week, just now cause I gotta start getting ready to leave

>>36165075
Speak for yourself, cuck girl. I'm not letting some filthy NBR homewrecking whore touch me.

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The happiest I have ever been in my 23 years of existence, was when I was living at my aunt's place, about 3 years ago, and got to spend a lot of time with my back then, 8 and 10 year old cousins. They became like little sisters to me, and I for the first time in my life, got to feel what genuine affection felt and how it was like to have somebody who truly desired to be in my company.
I loved those two girls, and still do. There was nothing better in the world for me, than just spending time with them, and enjoying their company and affection. They made me feel wanted, and worthwhile as a person, and made me want to be a good role model for them.
That was the best time of my life.

Even after the time I spent at my aunt's place, me and my cousins still kept in touch. We called each other, and they sent pictures and whenever there was a family gathering, or a visit, we spent time together.
Unfortunately, it all came to an end last year, when my aunt basically called me a pedophile, and claimed that I had molested the girls, and that I was making them anxious and uncomfortable.
I cut contact with her, because of how offended and hurt I was by those accusations, and after that, I didn't see my cousins for over a year, until this weekend.

cont

>>36165075
Really though, I wouldn't have sex with a woman unless we were married or planning on getting married.
Don't assume things, you'll only make an ass out of yourself

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>>36165201
Few days ago, there was a family gathering, where my aunt and my cousins as well came. While I did avoid my aunt due to how uncomfortable and angry being around her made me feel, I could not avoid my cousins.
The younger girl, now 12 still sought my company, like she had done before but because of the whole pedophilia accusation in the air, I could not be as close to her as I had been.
When she at one point, barged into my room, I had to shoo her off, because the last thing I wanted was to be seen alone with her in my room. It visibly upset her, and later she asked why I was angry at her. I of course told her that I wasn't angry, but I couldn't really tell her the real reason why I didn't want her in my room.
She also tried to sit on my lap at one point, but I didn't let her. I did end up spending time with her though, and sitting next to her on a sofa, drawing together. She rested her head against me for a moment, and when they were about to leave, we hugged and I told her that I had missed her.
A moment later, downstairs, she hugged others, but not me, possibly because her mother was there.

All in all, the wounds that had already somewhat closed, were re-opened this weekend. I had almost forgotten how much I missed my cousins, and how much I wanted them back to my life. Now I again, remember, and I feel like utter shit.

I want to spend time with my cousins. I want to once again, be able to hug them, lift them up and spin them around, and cuddle with them. I love those girls. They were the light of my life.

>>36165075
>even if you had a sister you'd fuck any girl who gave you a chance
Hey, not every girl,I don't fuck fattys.

>I'm saying you're easier than girls knocked unconscious by drugs
Not that easy.

>>36165233
This breaks my heart. Especially because it seems to be very mutual between you and the 12 year old. I hope your wounds heal well and that life surprises you with pleasantries!

>>36165233
Your aunt is a bitch, can't you at least keep texting with your cousins?

>>36165233
Holy fuck, man. I'm sorry that has happened to you. How did those claims even start? Does your aunt have something against you? Those kinds of claims can ruin a person's life.
Hope things work out well for you.
>>36165075
Hey, Laura.. stuff it. I take back my Twitch comments though.

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>>36165236
Shoot at least you're honest
>>36165371
I ain't ever been told to stuff it, but I'll guess it means shut up, in which case suck my big toe. As for the latter half of your post, suck my big toe
love you

>>36156029
I hope you know that the FBI has been monitoring all of you pedos.

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>>36165301
We will see.
What pains me is the fact that the girls probably will never be a major part of my life again.
I also worry for them, because it seems to me, that I was their sole source of affection during all this time, as back when I was living at my aunt's place, I never saw my aunt even as little as hug the girls.

>>36165339
No. My aunt forbade me from contacting the girls again.

>>36165371
I guess my aunt's suspicions ultimately stem from her own upbringing. My mother, when we have talked about this, has told me how in her and her sister's home, there was very little closeness and affection between parents and siblings, and how she learned that behavior from my father. In my home, the sort of familiar affection, like hugs, cuddling etc, have always been normal to me, so I didn't think anything of showcasing affection to my cousins in those ways.

My aunt on the other hand, is very cold and distant emotionally and does not showcase physical affection. She never learned to do so apparently, unlike my mother.
Against that background, it is not a big surprise if my aunt didn't see my behavior as normal.

In hindsight, I should have seen it all coming. There were signs of my aunt's suspicions, that I just didn't realize until after this shit blew up. Two major examples come to mind, first a case where I was visiting my aunt's place last year (I had moved to the same city to study, so I could visit them quite regularly), when at one point, the younger girl sat on my lap. When my aunt noticed, she dragged her off and took her to another room for a talk. The second one was sometime later, when I was leaving, and putting on my jacket and boots, and caught a glimpse of the younger girl running butt naked trough the house into the bathroom. My aunt caught her in the act, and started screaming at her.

Both of those instances made me super uncomfortable, but at the time, I didn't realize that my aunt was thinking that I was a pedophile.

>>36165581
What happened with their father?

>>36165646
Nothing, he is just quite busy with work. Back when I was living at their place, he always came late from work and was pretty tired. He is definitely more affectionate and compassionate than his wife (hell, he has tried to stay in touch even with me, though it is pretty awkward to me due to the schism between me and my aunt), and generally a chill dude, but unfortunately he is bit of a doormat to my aunt.
During the gathering at weekend, he and I chatted a bit, but the subject never even approached the elephant in the room that is the whole "your wife thinks I want to rape your daughters" deal.

>>36165477
I didn't know the meaning to it. I just got it from a balloonshop video I remebered.
>>36165581
>My mother, when we have talked about this
So she knows about the allegation? Has she talked to her about it at all, or has this just been kept quiet? Maybe I'm reading that wrong.

>>36165785
Yeah, I have talked about this with my mother. She was the first person I talked about when this whole shit blew up.
It all started from a dumb facebook argument I had with my aunt, (initially completely unrelated to my cousins), which eventually escalated to her accusations.
I showed my mother a copy of our exchange when it first happened.
Later, my aunt apparently denied making those claims when she and my mother talked.
In any case, my mother had also largely cut contact with her until the family gathering last weekend.

>>36165477
>>36165785
Yeah that's what it means. I haven't heard it much, but I have heard people say it before. Words are weird.

>>36165849
Talking with their father's the best shot you have at spending time with them again.

>>36165907
Their father has tried to tell me that there never were any such suspicions in their household about me, but that is blatantly untrue. I dunno if my aunt has told him what she said to me.

>>36165907
>Talking with their father
>>36165717
>he is bit of a doormat to my aunt

>>36165992
Show him the conversation you had, he probably doesn't know what she said. Or maybe he's pussywhipped, in which case you're shit out of luck

>>36165999
He could take them out and secretly meet up with him or something. I don't know every exact detail, but that shouldn't be too unreasonable

>>36166120
I don't want to interfere any further in their family life.

>>36158176
>vacation in Thailand.
How are the traps anon?

>>36166128
Then you don't want to spend any more time with your cousins

>>36166164
I do, but not enough to potentially make this shit blow up again. I would have had to distance myself from my cousins eventually anyways, as they entered puberty. It is just a shame that it happened in such a shitty fashion, and clearly, the younger girl still would like to spend time with me (the older one was far more distant at the gathering.)

>>36165785
I don't know what that is
>>36165849
Damn, your aunt sounds like a shitty person, sorry

>>36166261
Watch where you're walking

>>36166261
Yeah, she kinda is.
I lost all respect I had for her due to this shit.

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>>36166430
Shit I would too

Unrelated, I found the artist, don't know the name just recognize the style

Later faggots

>>36166482
>rustle
Really now?

What happened to those guys from a few months ago writing all those stories about fucking their sisters in consensual relationships or whatever? Did they ALL turn out to be fake? One of them (the first one I think) at least seemed cute and caring and not entirely sex driven, or at least the persona he created seemed that way

>>36166576
You'll need a name or something before you can get an actual answer, but as far as anyone knows, only 2 guys were fake.

>>36166576
>>36166618
Meant to type 3, my bad. That is, IC, HSG and Pat.

>>36166641
Well I only remember those three, so I guess they were all faking it

>>36166688
IC and HSG (and 2 other girls) were creations of a girl with aspergers. Pat was just making it up.

>>36166641
Pat isn't fake, he just lied to not disappoint us. I'm still waiting for him to come back.

Did Anal give up again?

>>36166722
And we all saw how much he didn't disappoint when he admitted he was making it all up. I don't understand what they get by making shit up.

my sis has big tits and it would just make me feel uncomfortable.

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>>36166792
>big tits
>uncomfortable
Hug her from behind.

>>36166430
Well, at least thelse accusations are being kept between a small group. Not the sound rude or anything. Still hope things get resolved.
>>36166482
Heard he was going blind. I think it was /a/ that found some random pastry shop using his images on their website. Pretty funny.

>>36166884
What's your favorite loli artist?

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>>36166939
I don't really care for loli. I like 2hus though.

>>36166757
I figure he did it because it's what we were expecting to happen and what he wanted to happen, so when he got rejected he started writing it up as a coping mechanism while also trying not to disappoint us.
I'm not upset that he lied about it, I'm upset that he didn't get what/who he wanted.

>>36167047
Who's your favorite?

>>36167191
>he didn't get what/who he wanted
He could've if he spent the time he did actually trying to instead of writing about shit that didn't happen.

>>36167284
Complaining about it won't help anything. Hopefully he's been spending his time recently working towards a relationship with one of the three ladies he has to pick from.

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Kinda sad to come back to these threads after a few months only to hear that almost all stories were fake.
At least it was fun to believe back then.

>>36167408
The vast majority of the stories were real, only a few long-running stories were fake/altered

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>>36167191
anarogumaaa
I like how the hands are always drawn.
And I hope Pat returns, regardless how angry some people get about it. He was always a chill dude, even if he withheld Gundam talk for a dumb reason.

>>36156029
But I'm cuddling my sister right now!

>>36167826
Didn't you get banned from doing that you disgusting pedo?

>>36167850
We can't be stopped from cuddling when she visits my house

>>36167826
Stop fucking posting, you sick cunt. You'll get the thread deleted with your disgusting pedoshit.

>>36168029
If me posting gets the thread deleted then I've probably broken the rules, then I'll be banned- I can't post if I'm banned

>>36167850
>>36168029
What's the deal with this guy?

>>36168171
Me and my imouto love each other, but my imouto is 9

>>36168171
He molests his 9 year old sister and thinks that it's okay. His older sister has banned them from being with each other to stop him from touching her.

>>36168220
Is his older sister his wife?

To pull us away from an impending argument let's turn our attention who could use some help from us nice people.

>>36167535

>>36168215
dont listen to the rude people in this thread my man

>>36168220
Define molest.
>>36168267
>>>36168220
>Is his older sister his wife?
Not at all
>>36168320
Thanks anon

>>36168320
How is telling someone that they shouldn't have a 9 year old give them a blowjob rude?

>>36168331
verb
assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.
"he was charged with molesting and taking obscene photographs of a ten-year-old boy"

>>36168774
>assault or abuse
Oh yeah, I'm sure people would be bragging about this on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

I hate it when everyone dies

Guys stop being dead

We took the kids outside today, I had to play a 7th grader in basketball, I found out if I post up he can't defend me without me feeling his boner so he had to back off, it's technically cheating but fuck him
I still lost by 2 but hey, I tried, he's like 5'5"
>>36166884
Really? My fucking luck
I mean, sucks for him too, and it's actually life changing to lose vision in both eyes, but fuck me
>>36166792
Ayyyy small boobs

>>36156029
200 miles of distance isn't a pathetic excuse you fucking nigger.
I hate that cunt anyway.

>>36170880
>I found out if I post up he can't defend me without me feeling his boner so he had to back off,
LEWD!
Well at least the kid has something to jerk off to now.
How lewd were you dressed for him to pop a boner at you?

Anal man, come back to us

>>36171894
I mean, the shirts kinda tight, it was probably the physical contact if anything
I'll be back in a bit

ITT: Faggots roleplaying.

Bumping because everybody died.

>>36156029
I don't know if anyone remembers me from like a week ago, I guess you can look up my tripfag name in the archive for the backstory but TL:DR;

>had sexual relationship with sister for years
>how it started? we were very much open with each other when we started masturbating
>she actually watched me rub one out when we were really younger but we both laughed about it
>we had the house to ourselves every afternoon after school
>I would let her go rub one out on the family computer in the living room while I did something else in another room, and then when she was done she'd let me know that I could beat off at the computer, and we'd repeat that
>eventually our routine was just like casual background noise so much that we would just sometimes walk past each other when one of us was watching porn
>I got really horny one time and headed to the computer
>sister was sitting at the computer watching porn
>I figured we may as well share
>I walked up next to her and pulled my dick out
>she saw me and was fine with it
>she came in a few minutes
>she actually gave me a few tugs, but then said she wasn't ready and said "maybe tomorrow"
>I came buckets by myself

I can at least storytime what happened the day after that, and more if people want to know.

Also happy international sibling's day!

>>36174592
Yes, start posting.

>>36174592
I remember you, PS2 guy
I'm busy right now but I'm interested and I'll read it later

>>36174592
Obviously the whole day in school I was thinking getting back home and exploding in a cum-bomb all over her, but then the more I thought about it the more weird it felt.

Finally when we got home, still in the kitchen, she was about to say something and I was about to say something and we did that "you first" thing for a minute. I was the one to eventually speak up and said that maybe all this was too much too fast, and she agreed.

She did say that she didn't feel bad about it at all and she likes that she be open and close to me, I told her I felt the same way. Then she brought up that instead of rubbing our naked bodies all over each other and doing something crazy we could instead practice kissing (this was before I had ever heard of the practice gf meme, and I know that girls often did that with each other).

I had no problem with that, and so we did. For like 10-20 minutes we just kissed each other, and of course at first we were laughing like idiots. We started with vanilla pecks on the lips but then we were giving each other tongue, and that felt really really really good. We would complement each other on our kissing skills when we were catching our breath, and then immediately go back right into it.

After maybe 10 minutes we started using our hands, like touching each other's cheeks or neck or running our fingers through the other's hair, that was also incredibly nice but then I was getting really horny.

So around like 20 minutes, I moved my hands down on her hips, on her stomach, around her ribs, and she was doing the same to me. We were kissing long and hard. Then out of the blue she asked if I wanted to get naked.

continued...

>>36174919
I answered by taking off my shirt, she took off her shirt as well and then said I could practice taking off bras on her. Since I was all thumbs she guided me through it and as soon as her bra was off she asked me what I thought of her boobs. I just cupped them and gave them a squeeze and told her they were the best boobs I ever felt. She laughed, placed her hands over mine stared up at me and said that this was fun.

I asked if she wanted to practice taking off guys' belts and sure enough she started tugging at mine. I told her how to undo it and then she was also unzipping my jeans and pulling them off. My dick was throbbing inside of my underwear. She then took off her own jeans and we were both topless in our underwear staring at each other. We nodded and at the same time slid our underwear right off. She was pretty hairy but nicely trimmed, and I had a pretty unkempt man-bush to be honest. We just sort of stared at each other and our bodies for a second while catching our breath and thinking of what to do next. Then we both said "time to go on the computer" at the same time and laughed

We raced across the house and I sat down first with my legs spread while she sat on one of my thighs, also with her legs spread. I barely had time to put on the first thing of porn I could think of before we started masturbating. I could feel on my thigh just how warm and wet her pussy was. I was beating off with one hand while exploring her body with the other. She was doing the same with hers. I was grabbing her tits, playing with her nipples, going up and down her thighs and finally slid my fingers on her pussy while she rocked back and forth on my leg and with her other hand reached back towards my own body. We sort of gave each other mutual handjobs but it was still fairly awkward and we had to finish ourselves.

continued...

TFW I spend more time fantasising about having a sister than I do about having a GF. No siscon. Go and give your onee-chans or imoutos a hug and remind them that you love them.

>>36175169
I came first, nutted so hard it almost shot up on her back and she finished shortly after while staring up and back at me and grabbing the back of my head. I kissed her deeply while running my hands all over her body again.

Finally we both stopped and caught our breaths. I asked her how it was and she said it was the best orgasm of her life, then she asked if I wanted to take a shower with her before the 'rents got home. We gathered out clothes and I hopped in the shower with her. We mostly just kissed and hugged in the shower although we did clean ourselves off. That was when she mentioned how hairy I was, something that would come up later.

I finally went to my room and let her finish off the shower, I remember her playfully slapping my ass as I was getting out, and did some homework. Maybe like an hour or something later she came into my room and asked if I wanted to make out again. Yes. Of course yes. That time she was more "hands-on" with me and we were both half-undressed but before anything happened again that day our parents got home.

That was pretty much our daily routine for a year and some change before things got even more serious. Get in the house, ask if we want to make out, get naked and rub each other off. Some days we wouldn't even have to ask we would just take our clothes off and start kissing before the door was even fully closed. We didn't even bother with porn on the computer anymore either.

>>36175355
I don't know when the next time will be that I'll have this much time to write about what we did, so if anyone is lurking feel free to ask whatever as long as it's not for a cope of our birth certifications and social security numbers.

At the time, and really for the 5+ years that we fucked around and eventually literally fucked it seriously felt like the "practice gf" meme. We had our own lives and our own friends and we never really did anything romantic together. We did cuddle after sex but that's sort of natural. it's not like we cuddled for hours while watching movies on the couch together. Well, sometimes we did actually but wasn't a regular thing.

Also when we started having sex it definitely went from "practice bf/gf" to "friends with benefits". Even when we were seeing other people we would hook up with each other (easy to do under the same roof) if like we had a fight with our bf/gf or they were bad at sex or didn't want to have sex, etc. Some nights she would just crawl into my bed or find me on the couch downstairs and start sucking me off without so much of a "hello!", not that I'm complaining.

>>36156029
>Go hug your neesan
I hate her guts though.

>>36175645
Still can't believe you aren't still fucking.
I forgot, did you say you had a GF/wife? Does she have a BF/husband?

>>36175797
>Still can't believe you aren't still fucking.

Well I guess it's like with any other casual relationship, eventually you do get bored of slamming your genital into the same genitals everyday and need someone else's genitals. I guess it was also just raging teen/young adult hormones. After a while we agreed to put a stop to it, that we definitely had gotten practice out of each other and couldn't be doing this when we were older. Then a little while later that year we got drunk at the same place and fugged each other's brains out one last time for good, and both of us did regret that last time, although it was probably just more the hangover speaking. I'd give it to her if she asked for it again.

>I forgot, did you say you had a GF/wife? Does she have a BF/husband?

oh well we dated a bunch of different people back then, yeah, we had our own bfs/gfs.

We would still often cheat on them with one another, but is it really cheating when it's your sibling?

More than once I would hear her fucking a guy downstairs and then he'd leave a little while later, then she'd come up to my room and ask me to finish the job because he didn't fuck good.

>>36176036
>>36175797

whoops took my trip off but that was me replying

Also no now we're both single but we live in own places. We thought about being roommates obviously but that would have been awkward at best haha. We still see each other like a few times a month when we stop by our parents' house.

I think we're avoiding being alone with each other under the same roof because we'd start humping each other again.

>>36176036
>Well I guess it's like with any other casual relationship,
B-but siblings aren't made for casual relationships they're made for marriage.

>but is it really cheating when it's your sibling?
No, if anything you're cheating on your sibling with some whore.

When was the last time you fugged?
Have you ever been the one that started the sex after you 'broke up'.

>>36176120
>>36176120
>>36176036

god damn it shit fuck how do i tripfag

Anyways I'll lurk in the thread a while in case anyone wants me to answer questions or post something.

I just have to say that the best sex I ever was with her, and even then it wasn't even full sex it was when we started giving each other oral and sucking each other off because we were too scare to fuck back then and also had no condoms for the longest time. We did things to each other we never did to anyone else. At least I didn't.

Every time since those years if a girl gives me the succ I keep expecting to see imouto's face looking up at me after flipping her hair back.

>>36176120
>I think we're avoiding being alone with each other under the same roof because we'd start humping each other again

Why would that be so bad, though? Why'd you regret the last time?

>>36176171
>B-but siblings aren't made for casual relationships they're made for marriage.

Sorry anon, we must come from different cultures. Her and I were siblings with benefits through and through.

But yes, there was definitely some jealousy when she started dating another guy and me another girl. That's what happens when you lose your virginity to each other I guess.

>When was the last time you fugged?
>Have you ever been the one that started the sex after you 'broke up'.

I was 21, and she was 19. It was a few years ago. We were both drunk at a bar with mutual friends and I offered to take her back to my apt that was a stone's throw away since I knew my room-mate was gone for the weekend.

So yeah I was the one who had planned to fuck her that one time after we had officially "broken up".

Although she was mostly on top of me that night, so she was the one doing most of the fucking. That was easily my top 5 times of having sex with anyone. We were both just drunk enough.

>>36176246
Have you ever thought of visiting her, and saying hey remember when we fucked each other's brains out everyday? Wanna do that again?

>>36176254
>Why would that be so bad, though?

Haha cause we're both gross and old now.

I mean we're not THAT old, we're in our mid-20s more or less.

Another one night-stand wouldn't be bad I guess, starting up another 5+ years of regular casual encounters would be complicated I think.


>Why'd you regret the last time?

After we porked like mad and passed out in my bed, we woke up and were just like "OH... it's you..." and laughed it off. She asked if she could take a shower and told her yeah but I didn't follow her in. Maybe I should have?

It actually wasn't all that awkward we had breakfast together and talked about other things besides the fact that we fucked, she did eventually say "I can't believe we did that again" and shrugged, I don't even remember what I said but we hugged before she left and she invited me over to our parents' place next weekend, where we just had dinner and things were normal.

Maybe I regret it because we were drunk? idk, we banged plenty of times while drunk and high and all sorts of fucked up before. it felt like I was banging some bar slut and not my sister I guess?

Anyways that's all for now I'll check in probably same time tomorrow and share more of what happened over the years.

>>36176605
Okay one last question before I'm gone for real.


Yes. Sometimes. When I want to do that, I REALLY want to do it, but it's just something that pops into my head like once every three months or something. We'd probably have to be roommates I guess.

I have visited her but there's always at least one other person there, there is more privacy at my place which is why we ended up fucking here that one last time.

Also I won't lie the more I started writing this out and being nostalgic about it, the more I started thinking about fugging her in 2017, I could just send her a text asking to chill when roomie is gone. I had a saucy dream about her the other day.... maybe this summer..... agh...

Alright, for real I'm gone now bye

>>36156029
she's not alive anymore

I spent some time at K's, we talked for a bit and he pitched me spending a night there (emphasizing it would just be sleep) and I'm considering it
On a less serious note, him and his roommates have this "game" (I use quotes because it's actually pretty serious, like they treat it like life or death) going on where they leave containers of empty food and try and get each other to open it to check if there's food. K put an empty chip bag in a cookie box and said "someone's gonna pick it up, check to see if somethings in it, feel the bag, and open it just to be disappointment". Honestly, I'm curious how that whole "side skit in an episode of a sitcom" thing is going...

>>36177798
>he pitched me spending a night there (emphasizing it would just be sleep) and I'm considering it
Your dad and mom are so gonna think your gonna fuck him, not sure if they would be pissed off or happy.

>>36178479
Shit you're 100% right about that, I can already imagine the concerned look on my Dad's face, and the dirty judgemental look on my moms. Hey, if my dad didn't want anyone touching me he could've solves that 2 months ago... just saying...
If I can find a way to convince them I'm not going to have sex with him I'll probably spend the night

>>36178793
Well you already told your mom you intend on waiting until marriage, maybe she'll believe you when you say all you'll be doing is sleeping and then tell her to tell your dad for you, so he doesn't panic.

>>36178967
I told my dad, I never blatantly stated it to my mom, though I meant to a while ago and should've, I actually told you guys I would, that's on me

>>36179079
Still you should tell your mom first I don't think she'd freak out that much, then she could convince your dad for you saying stuff like "If she's not here, I can ride you all night long" and/or "If she's not here we can have sex in every room of the house, INCLUDING HER'S!" . So you have nothing to worry about.

>>36179163
I feel like my mom might be the harder one to convince
>Spoiler
Oh you didn't think the first thought on my mind is that they're gonna be like horny teenagers and one of them has the house empty for a night?

>>36179282
So assuming you can convince them, when would you be spending the night?

My friends are drunk and we're playing cards against humanity
They keep injuring themselves
One of them bit his thumb while eating pizza

You guys like to talk about incest right? I tried to make a thread and I didn't really get the answers I was hoping for. Maybe you guys have some ideas? Someone told me I should try to act like a wife and be really loving.

>feel like my brother is the best guy in the world
>I'm probably not going to find anyone as good as him
>decide that I should try to "further" our relationship
>make him watch TV with me
>get in an intimate position and cuddle up
>decide to go for a real smooth lower abdomen rub
>intentionally swipe his toys a couple times
>he actually picks up my hand and moves it to his chest
>gives me a look

Why can't he love me?

>>36180129
Don't expect him to return your feelings right away, it'll take time for him to see you as a woman instead of a sister
Go sleep in his bed

>>36180227
Why is sleeping in his bed such a big deal? I like being close and cuddling as much as anyone but someone else suggested it to me too. Is it some sort of magic key into a boy's head?

>>36180297
Someone also recommended for you to confront him. Don't scare him off.

>>36180359
What do I confront him with though? It's not like I can march into his room and demand him to tell me why he hasn't railed me for days on end. How do I confront someone about something when it's my own issues that I'm dealing with?

>>36180557
Tell him that you don't want to ruin your relationship with him, but you've got some intimate feelings for him

You guys are pretty weird though. I don't really know what I have gotten myself into after reading through some of the thread. It couldn't be worse than the pile of crap I'm trying to dive into by making moves on my brother.

I guess you guys already knew who I was though >>36168270

>>36180910
>You guys are pretty weird though
This is 4chan, what did you expect?
I'm really tired so I'm going to sleep now. I hope to hear more from you and that things work out for you. Goodnight

Imouto hug/kissu bump

>>36156029
>tfw no sister
fuck my life.

>>36180910
eh most of it is either shit posting, erotic fiction or actual incest

Sweet imouto puss bumpu

>>36179377
Probably sometime this week, tomorrow (Wednesday) probably, I'll talk to then today

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>>36156029
I'm an only child desu.

>>36180129
You are a female (female) right?

My little brother is a fat cunt. He's only ten, but I can smell the beta on him from a mile away. He sit's on his video game all day with no pants on & eats McDonald's. Other kids in school pick on him a lot. When I asked for a younger brother I didn't mean a total pussy.

Pop in, leave a bump, pop out

>>36184862
teach him how to become a man, faggot

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>tfw sister would rather share a hotel room with some friend of hers than her own sister
Feels bad man

I'll give my onii-chan a hug and a kiss once he's back from work ^^

>>36156029
I'M IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY FROM THEM

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One time while hugging my sister she grabbed my crotch. Hugging her just seems awkward now. Thankfully she moved out.

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>>36156029
>sister lives in straya so can't hug/bother her like the retarded big brother I am
>brother still lives at home with me so I bother him all the time
>pass him in the hallway
>stop and exclaim "LIQUIIIIIID!!"
>tell him he's supposed to answer "SNAAAAKE!"
>shakes his head and tells our mom "Mom, your other son is retarded."

>>36188404
Why the fuck would anyone willingly live in Australia?

>>36188434
Why the fuck would anyone still willingly lurk in these threads

>>36188657
What's wrong with lurking in these threads?

>>36188916
It's 300 bump posts. The interesting trip content is gone. The trips are all gone except for Laura the attention whore, and Beargguy who never gives updates anymore anyway.

It's like going to a Snoop concert where he won't do his good songs anymore. What's the point?

>>36188976
If you dislike it so much here, why not leave?

>>36189023
I have. I looked in to see the current state of this place. I'm not surprised.

Anyway, later. Enjoy your unlabeled bump thread

>>36189081
Will do friend, enjoy the rest of your day.

>>36188916
What's wrong with killing 12 million civilian Jews, gypsies, commies, and mentally ill?

>>36189641
Literally nothing at all.

>>36189641
That's an objectively good thing though.

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>>36189641
Hitler did nothing wrong. Murdered for saving Germany

>>36190043
>>36189702
>>36189970
Just making sure. Honestly, whoever killed Hitler is my hero
:^)

>when you decided to try and talk to some girls and realize all girls are cunts

I think I'll just be straight.

I feel like I want to talk about like all of my characters or something. If you have questions or anything you were curious on I'll try my best.

>>36190988
Don't give up on girls because most of them are mean, some are pretty nice.
What other characters you made posted more than once? I feel like there were a few that were well-liked that dropped off the map

>>36191259
They're just mean though, they're controlling and constantly judgmental. I feel like every girl is so condescending. I met a lesbian couple and it was really unhealthy. One of them just sat there and took so much bullshit. It just wasn't okay. I don't know why I was so empathetic towards her. It was weird, I really usually don't care. I'm just all "it's their problem not mine" but this just really bothers me.

Most of the ones here were just like little one shots or posts where I popped in and then decided to not afterwards. I really don't remember them, that's probably why I didn't continue on them. If they aren't good enough to remember to come back then they probably aren't good in general. If you have particular posts saved I could probably tell you yes or no on them.

>>36191381
All girls are different. I've known girls that are bitchy, rude, and hateful, and some that like doing volunteer work and literally wouldn't hurt a fly.

The only one I remember that posted <5 times and had people asking about them was the guy that had a trap girlfriend. Also LBL hasn't been heard from in a while, I don't remember if that was before or after you confessed

How's your exercise and job search going?

>>36191573
Those weren't me. I like trap doujins, more like dominant feminine men with big penises, but I never really thought about making a trap related character. Little Brother Lover wasn't me either, they were actually a while ago.

It's okay, still jogging around, have an interview at a bookstore this Friday. Hopefully I don't spill any spaghetti or sperg out.

>>36191761
Keep it up, you'll be down to how much you want to weigh in a few months. Doing some situps or something would help too.
Good luck, I'm sure you'll do fine. You've got to have better luck than me, one of my friends last night showed me an application online for a well-paying job that he could probably get me hired on at, but when I checked it this morning it wasn't listed anymore.
You wanted to talk about your characters, so would Lucy have had any kids?

>>36190988
I-I'm a pretty nice girl, pls date me

>>36191941
I like to think that Lucy would have lived vicariously through her sister. Her finding someone to spend the rest of her life with would have happened later in life, at around 40 maybe. Until then I pictured her being very close with her sister's family and almost using her sister as a way to have a family.

>>36192078
That made me kind of sad. She's not even real, why do I have these feels?
What about Leif and his sister, what would happen between them and their parents after they reunited? Would they have any more kids?

Austrianon's a pretty nice girl, why not date her?

>>36192262
I agree that I'm a pretty nice girl but I'm not sure I'd date me.
And it'd kinda feel like cheating on my sister.

>>36191944
I don't like online dating though

>>36192262
I pictured them not reconnecting with their parents. Basically deciding to separate themselves from them for the better. I had a thought that maybe their mother actually supported them somewhat, maybe she kept the kid around so Daniela could leave with it intentionally.

>>36192458
Has anything happened with you and your sister?

>>36192460
How far ahead in their stories did you plan out before you started posting as them?
Has the guy you had sex with said/done anything?

>>36192460
>Basically deciding to separate themselves from them for the better

This made me sad even though it wasn't real.

>>36192602
Nothing really. We're currently skiing, or rather on family vacation with some skiing basically. And she's decided to share a room with a friend of hers instead of with me. Soo, nothing going on really.

>>36192602
I would always be a few posts ahead of time but nothing really far along. Really I just tried to have somewhat of a plan to help me dodge plot holes and stuff.

He hasn't said anything, he seems a-okay with keeping it quiet. To me it was just experiencing it and I think he might understand that.

>>36192704
I didn't really think a completely happy ending was good for them.

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>>36156029
I'm still in the aftermath of a fight with her. She tried to guilt me into going with her and my mother to visit my aunt. Naturally I didn't want to go because it would involve going outside. We fought and eventually I went.

God I hate that bitch. I'm totally going to estrange my family when I can move out.

>>36192704
I'm not the only one? Good

>>36192765
Aw, that sucks. How much longer are you gonna be on vacation?

>>36192780
>a few posts ahead of time
You had me fooled, I figured you were at least a week or so ahead for everyone because of how well-written it was. You should take up writing some short stories if you have time while you're working, I'd like to see what you can come up with. You're really creative

>>36193011
Well responding and acting like the person is part of the fun. I would have a few events planned out and then kind of improvise a little too.

>>36193121
>responding and acting like the person is part of the fun
Have you ever played D&D? I feel like you'd enjoy it if you found some people to play it with

>>36193121
Have you thought about starting a new character and posting again without telling anyone?

>>36193205
It's hard to play games with me. I'm either distracted or angry.

>>36193228
I have thought about it but I've managed to not. I really don't want to.

>>36193326
Sorry to hear that. Why do you get angry?
Don't make up another character. It'll build up, waste your time, and cause you stress like the others did.

>>36193011
We're here til Sunday. I mean we still spend time together but not sleeping next to her kinda sucks.

>>36193516
What's skiing like? Do you like it? Are you good at it?

>>36193562
I'm pretty decent I'd say. You probably lose your citizenship in Austria if you can't ski (rightly so), I had ski teams in school and my parents always took me skiing at least two weeks a year since I was little.

>>36194322
I've only seen snow twice in my life. I'd like to go skiing some day

>>36195143
Honestly, yeah, you should, it's really fun and not very exhausting so you can easily do it for most of the day without getting tired, occasionally stop for a drink at some cozy hut somewhere, and spend the afternoon in the spa. Fun stuff.

I was reading some stories on the wincest drive, got to date on "Column's Crusade", is that everything there is or did he just stop updating?

>>36196142
He lurks and posts on /b/ incest threads. I heard rumors that he died or got arrested or something, I don't know if it's true

>>36196226
>I heard rumors that he died or got arrested or something,
Oh fuck! How long ago was this?

>>36196269
I dunno, a few months? I try to stay off of /b/ nowadays

>>36196321
Well that sucks, hope it's not true, do you know if he ever said anything about how his sister is currently doing? She became a turboslut after he left, right?

>>36196377
I didn't really keep up with anything, but I'm pretty sure she got married and has a kid or two. Don't quote me on that, I could be remembering wrong

>>36196436
>I'm pretty sure she got married and has a kid or two.
Oh well, that's not so bad.

>>36196436
Oh and did he ever mention/do you remember why/when they stopped fucking? I guess it's because he moved away.

>>36196711
He probably mentioned it, like I said I didn't really keep up with him and it's been a while since I read it

>>36196790
Oh well, thanks anyway, Hoping to see if /b/ new anything but incest threads are pretty dead over there.

>>36196940
knew* God I hate myself.

>>36196977
It's fine, everyone makes mistakes. Your hair smells nice, are you using a new shampoo?

>>36197253
O-oh you noticed, thank you.

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>>36186893
>I'll give my onii-chan a hug and a kiss once he's back from work ^^

Lucky onii-chan!

Hey remember when Redline used to post in these threads? Yeah, I miss that,

I got the greenlight on K's tomorrow, mostly because my dad was mad about something when he got home so when my mom tried to say she didn't like it my dad just sorta put his foot down it and shut her down, which I love seeing because it rarely happens to her
Side note, she's turned the sarcasm down noticably, he's not the type to take it out on anyone but he's not in a laughing mood

Once again, Laura kills the thread. Next month she'll tell us she's pregnant and get all the attention she wants.

slow bump thread bump

trump crump slump bump

This is not a bump and it is not original

>>36198446
Lucky you, got the greenlight with no problems and saw your mom gettin BTFO by your dad.
Starting to think, the thread dying after one your posts is no longer you being paranoic.

>>36156029
My reason is that they live far away
Sage

Another one bumps the thread

>>36156029
>What's your pathetic excuse for not hugging your sister/brother
because they're literally thousands of miles away from me

>>36201474
Yea, she's been quiet tonight
I'm thinking that too, I hope it's just coincidence
>>36201000
And trips... the madman

>>36202556
What did he say when you told him you got the greenlight? Will you be cuddling with him? Because get ready to feel some morning wood.
What if he gets starts getting all 'touchy' in bed?

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>>36161730
>mfw single child and very damaged

Everybody sleep well, cuddling with your family if possible

>>36203005
>What did he say when you told him you got the greenlight?
I didn't tell him I was running it by my parents, didn't want to seem childish, just said I thought about it and want to
>Will you be cuddling with him?
Yea I think I can do that without being weird
>What if he gets starts getting all 'touchy' in bed?
Depends how touchy, I'm getting comfortable around him but I'm definitely wearing pants
>>36203046
Thanks for showing my 2 day old comment some love
Why'd you call yourself damaged?

>>36203512
>Depends how touchy
Thigh feeling, groping, ass grabbing?

>>36203046
I always wondered if those crying cat images were tortured to get those pics. Use to think they were funny, now its just sad.

>>36203586
Thigh feeling sure, I'm gonna have pants, groping no, ass I don't know
>>36203764
That's really sad

>>36203915
Try not to soak his bed when he rubs your thighs

Reminder that laura is an attention whore who posts nothing to do with incest anymore

Here comes a bump