Is prison the best place for robots? I've been thinking about it and it only seems to have upsides
>food and shelter is guaranteed
>normies don't bother you for being asocial
>lots of routine
>forces you to stay away from intoxicants that would just make you less happy in the long run
>strict diet forces you to get healthy
>don't have to ever see women again, lowering the pain of tfw no gf
I'm starting to seriously consider killing someone and leaving evidence so that I can get a comfy lifelong prison sentence.
>>36155858
prison is actually shit. bad plan, famalam. The food there is god awful, and the beds are uncomfortable.
You'll be taking nigger dick up the ass, you'll be passed around like a god damn blunt at a hippie commune. Also don't be a fucking ass hat and kill someone, armed robbery would be plenty to get a prison sentence.
>>36155858
>strict diet forces you to get healthy
Nah, commissary and a generally sedentary lifestyle would make it hard to lose weight. Unless you worked out when you got yard time.
Why not just kill yourself? Not trying to convince you to, just wondering why, since you seem willing to kill another person.
If you were living in Scandinavia, prison might be great. In the USA, hell no.
>>36155920
>You'll be taking nigger dick up the ass
Myth to make people fear prison, unless you literally act like a butt slut it's not going to happen.
>don't be a fucking ass hat and kill someone
Take your high and mighty morals elsewhere. I wouldn't kill some random person, I'd kill an asshole who had it coming.
>>36155936
>Why not just kill yourself?
Probably the best counterargument, I don't have much to say other than I don't really feel like it. Also my parents would act sad and use my suicide to virtue signal sympathy, I would rather them look like the pieces of crap they are for raising me in a violent home.
>>36155970
I'd probably have to get citizenship and move there for quite a while before I'd be accepted into their prisons rather than being deported back to america. I'll look into it though.