Shit normies do or say that piss you off >when they chew

>ask you how you're doing as some kind of greeting but they couldn't fucking care less

>randomly whistling tunes

>>36154724
>When I'm on my break from wagecucking, minding my own business. eating my lunch and my mouth is clearly full and they fucking start to small talk with me.

>Itt:i'm angry because normal people want to live like normal people
stop this LARPing shit.

>make small talk

>>36154829
this makes me happy
is there something wrong with me
>>36154799
>>36155119
i preffer having a casual meaninglesss conversation that isnt "deep" than awkward silence. its a sign of empathy
i bet your conversations are real interesting
>mfw retards don't understand the value of small talk and think every conversation must be the most important conversation ever, or egotistically think that it must be something that THEY really care about

>>36155575
Oh, I understand the value perfectly fine. It builds relationships etc. Its just not fun

>>36155119
This, If I do not know who the fuck you are why are you doing this?
Didn't your parents teach you not to talk to strangers?
Normies I swear

>>36155760
what if they think u look like an ok guy and want to get to know you

Expect me to give a flying fuck about their kids.

>singing shit from the billboard top 40
>glued to their phones
>brings up random shit about themselves (*sigh* I had such a shitty weekend etc.) even though I'm probably a hypocritical narcissist myself

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>>36154724
>go to neet conventions and stand around as if they even know what's going on
>"omg i loove harley quinn i've watched the move at least 2 times!!!1"
>"oh yeah that's a gtx 1080, i totally know what im talking about [insert meaningless bullshit about 1080]"

>>36156084
im not an ok guy and they should stay as far away as possible

>being polite to normies
>they think you are autistic