Can we get a /drinking/ thread? If so, what's your poison?

>>36153736
i have never consumed alcohol but my life is getting to the point where it seems really appealing

how do i start

Gonna need a drink to forget that I ever saw this.

why is he a girl

>>36153736
the fuck the app also does your nails?
kek

>>36153780
Try a hard apple cider.

>>36153736
Why are you posting my exact post from a few weeks ago? What the fuck

Drinking a bottle of $3 cab.

>>36153736
Samson got a sex change?

>>36153780
Don't bother. It's just poison that makes you feel very happy in the short run, but more miserable than you ever imagined in the long run.

lmfao nice sex change samson

>>36153780
>Bitch liquor
5% wine coolers

>A step up
15.3% wine

>Sloshed (what I'm drinking right now)
Vodka in your cut of choice, 1:3 ratio. I like cran-apple juice. Pick something sweet to help the gut rot go down.

>/r9gay/
Plug 15.3% wine with 1:5 ratio Vodka. Enjoy your violent diarrhea & extremely efficient drunkenness.

Don't go too high or your intestines will slough.

>>36153859
Where do you find $3 cab?

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Sometimes I call the bottle "sven." I don't really know why.

>>36153736
If I didn't know you were a guy, I'd 100% think you were a cutie girl posting your usual alcohol thread.
This new sex change app is going to revolutionize cat fishing to the point where we become unisex on the internet, and it becomes useless for dating.

>>36153736
Seriously, answer me. Why did you post this? I don't understand.

Absalom its amazing how well your eyes fit onto the face of a beautiful woman

>>36153934
Bottom shelf at most liquor stores. I never go lower than $15, because I'm not a pleb, though.

>>36153736
Am I fucking drunk out of my mind or is samson a beautiful woman?

OP you are a collossal fucking faggot and I don't believe you're Samson

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>>36153736
Sammie, the high test samson that samson would love to belly rub.

>>36153736
Samsons looking good. That mt gay shit is the shit by the way

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>>36153945
I didn't post this, but I made OP image.
I was bored, and it was funny.

>>36153736
I have a little left over jack Daniels that I'm finishing then I'll have a few cans of Busch. Watching dragon Ball z is a lot of fun while drunk.

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>>36154050
>Sammie, the high test samson that samson would love to belly rub.
To be fair, who wouldn't?

>>36153736
Every week i look forward to the special friday dinner and my bottle of jameson

>>36154187
Lower right corner is hobo absalom

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>>36154187
When do you think samson will ascend to the next level of online attention whoring? And would you do?

>>36154330
>When do you think samson will ascend to the next level of online attention whoring?
jej, never. I've seen trannies accuse him of being a crypto-tranny but that's just a bunch of hooey. Masculinity is a large part of 54m50n's self image and he's more than capable of getting (you)s without shoving oranges down the front of his shirt.
>And would you do?
I-
No of course not.

I just finished my drinking for the night, Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Ale. That's some really good shit. It's a pale ale, but it's more fruity and bright than bitter like other pale ale's I've had. It's really good, and it's priced pretty well too.

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I love this shit, keep it up, many keks being had here

Ask a "roastie" who has given herself alcoholic neuropathy anything.

>>36154402
>Masculinity is a large part of 54m50n's self image and he's more than capable of getting (you)s without shoving oranges down the front of his shirt.
damn right. "transitioning" is a result of society's demonization of masculinity combined with the modern degenerate male's failure at life
>>36155377
IMO, that's their more overrated seasonal. I like Undercover Investigation myself

>>36155526
Leave Samson alone. He is a peaceful qt.

Ive been drinking beer lately. I can see Im getting a gut because of it. I should lay off the stuff. Being drunk doesnt even feel good. Nothing really does.

KRAKEN AND ABSINTHE ARE THE BEST BOOZE

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What's good sexy Samson? I'm just nursing the same bottle of vodka I had last night, hanging around an MBTI thread, and listening to jazz.

I would fuck the shit of you if your girl version btw.

>>36155562
yeah, I guess I am a bit hard on myself
>>36155582
>being drunk doesn't even feel good
it's not about feeling good, it's about drinking till you can't feel at all
>>36155583
not really, Sailor Jerry is a much better spiced rum, Kraken is just good at promotions/advertising

>>36155526
>IMO, that's their more overrated seasonal. I like Undercover Investigation myself
I've only heard of them recently, I'll give Undercover Investigation a shot next time I'm buying some drinks.

>>36155629
I have been trying to get you not notice me for a long time.
When you are drunk, do you fall asleep listening to nostalgic songs? How do you peak

>>36155514
where are you located?
>>36155646
it's a local brewery here, so their stuff is everywhere. they have a doppel weizen out right now, Trader Joe's has it

>>36155703
Thank you for acknowledging me! I am also
>>36155562
>>36155701
I am located on the east coast. I have wanted to get to know you for a long time, but my posts went unnoticed. Wasn't trying to hijack your thread.
I just want to discuss heavy drinking with you Samson

>>36155701
just listened to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW045deBY
>>36155729
>east coast
>tfw will never find a west coast qt to drink herself to death with me
at any rate, my next shot of bourbon is dedicated to you

>>36155773
My next drink is for you as well.
When will plebs realize that alcohol has an effect like no other? I would drink myself to death with you in a hearbeat. Sorry to hear I've got to live on a different coast to do so.

>tfw you will never hear 54m50n crush a glass with his foot under the chuppah

>>36155834
at this point, booze is the only thing that makes this shithole world bearable. just wish we could have fascism too, the lie of democracy needs to end

>>36155890
OK well kinda irrelevant, would love to discuss this with you in private senpai Samson

>>36155989
add apbrit420 on skype
my cat is sleeping right now, will probably join him soon

>>36156056
Brit? What?

>>36156148
I was born in London, and lived there till I was 7

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>>36155629
My go to rum is either captain morgan spiced gold or sailor jerry.

I usually drink it with dry gingerale or seltzer water.

I never drank outside of the occasional nights at the club.
What if I start off with Jack Daniel's?

>start drinking
>get happy and have fun
>get sad and cry

This happens every weekend.

>>36156335
does it feel somewhat better afterwards? is it the comfy kind of sad?

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Samson, my cat is pregnant. Will you please suggest a name for one of the future kittens? The father is a Russian Blue.

>>36154187
Could someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>>36156379
Mr. Kitten!

I called both my cats 'Kitten' and now they only respond to it. So I call them both 'Mr. Kitten' now that they've grown up..

>>36156346
No. I'll lay it out the best I can.
>start drinking
>makes me more vocal and interactive
>get to the point where I should quit drinking
>keep drinking because I have no self control and alcoholism runs in my family
>still having fun
>someone says something about me that really doesn't mean anything
>my amygdala interprets it as them hating me and wanting me gone
>start crying
>someone tries to console me
>I keep ugly crying and start talking about how I think nobody likes me and I should just kill myself
>usually ends up with me falling asleep shortly after

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>>36156446
I know a cat named Little Kitten, but he grew to be very big and somewhat fat.

Doesn't that get frustrating when you need a specific cat?

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>>36153803
This is the only reason I'm here. Why he girl now?

>>36156279
captain morgan is vile as fuck
>>36156299
evan williams is better and cheaper
>>36156379
dostoevsky

>>36153803
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Mother fuckin fireball

>>36153736
Who is this semen demon?

Obviously not original.

>>36158325
it's me, you dumb fucking bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxHWc-ZEXw

>>36158430
I was memeing you. Don't be mad just because you'd be such a beautiful lady.

Can I use this app without chinks getting my data?

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persona 5 is r good

>>36153736
samson lookin fine as hell

>>36158686
excellent head beer
>>36158631
anyone can just outright buy your data these days