I have an emergency. I have just been bootycalled. For those of you with experience, what do I need to do before I go so that I do not embarrass myself?
Do i shave my ass?
How to keep the dickcheese away?
Anything else
Shower, trim pubes, bring condom, take viagra before you leave.
That's what I'd do at least, but if you're confident about your erection skills then don't do the last step.
>>36148498
Shave your ass and wash up to your knuckles inside your asshole. You don't want him to get shit on his dick, do you?
>>36148498
I don't understand are you a girl or a guy?
Have fun.
Don't worry too much or you won't get a boner, and remember
>Be yourself
>>36148498
Well if you are a real autist like me, you'd sit through the whole netflix movie not making a movie and then tell her to have a good night and fuck off.
The fuck outta here.
Get out of my board, Norman Normalson.
Turn up without pants. Only real way to do it.