Just met a femanonon on /soc/, had her over, and we fucked. AMA

>>36148323
>/soc/
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT DID YOU DO

You might have got STDs now, you fucking retard.
Check yourself before you... wreck others.

>>36148323
alright I'll bite the bait
>Where do you live? Haven't found anybody near me on /soc/ before.
>When/what thread did you meet? How far away were you two from each other

>>36148323
Poor OP.

Now thinking about it I actually don't feel bad. You went on /soc/.

>>36148529
Not actually b8

Im in Arizona
It wasn't a thread, but a discord I found in an AZ thread. She was like 40mins away from me

>>36148323
When are you getting your STD test? I'd suggest tomorrow

>>36148619
lol was it morgan?

I'm more amused that you had to post this on r9k for validation lol

When I went home with a guy 4chan was the last thing on my mind

I recognize her shirt...

>>36148323
>>36148529
>>36148567
>>36148619
>>36148634
>>36148638

I suggest

You should try suicide

t. NY who fucked a girl from indiana.

who was 7

>white people are this disgusting

Yuck

>>36148619
Oh shit I'm in Arizona too. Gonna fuck her next. Was she good?

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>>36148728
>7
Oy Gevalt mein robofriendo, details?

>>36148323
You two seem like two attractive young people, glad you had fun

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found OP lmao

>>36148694
>implying im not just trolling

>>36148854
Oh shit I take >>36148853 back. The girl is fine but Jesus man u must be hung af

>>36148828

oh my godit was a typo.

meant to type 18.

:^)

>>36148828
>>36148992

met her on a discord posted on /v/

really just meant to hang out and play video games.

dont know what exactly happened.

just kinda...sparks kinda flew, i guess.

>>36148963
They both look pretty average to me

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>>36148323
Get the fucking fuck out of here you sell out cunt of a norman, hope you got an STI from the whore too.

>>36148963
3 whole inches bb

>>36148789
Lmao Arizona bro here too, thinking the same thing

She must be a prostitute of some kind, or an illegal immigrant, as she is far too good looking to be otherwise interested in OP.

>>36149023
heheheh reee

>>36148323
She'll have forgotten all about you in a few weeks, you'll be left wanting more.

>>36149200

Lmao so pessimistic

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>>36148323
OP's body was damn son

>>36149406
Been there, done that got the tee-shirt.

You're just another in a long line a people she's fucked, and if she's a virgin then expect her to turn into a whore now that she's sampled you.

>>36149483
lol someone is salty....

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serenading the grill b4 the fuk

>>36149448
>>36149595
how did u get those pics, r u a haker

@OP
Text her, get to know her and make her yours. Good luck.

>>36149627
> hacker
kek

>>36149556
Foolish nu-male, your choice whether to heed my warning.

>>36149763
Ya hear that OP?!
You've been warned!
Lmao, hopefully you don't regret being with me desu.

>>36149763
lmao, you're just a salty little loser who can't handle an alpha like me. You're just jealous that you didn't get any puss3 like the real man I am

top kek, probably voted for drumpf too

>>36149797
What's so funny? You're only laughing at yourself.

>>36149797
>ou're just jealous that you didn't get any puss3 like the real man I am
I got some alright, those things can hiss for no reason at all.

Kek. This is funny, let's keep it going.

>>36149882
lol stop projecting you loser manlet, just admit that you'll never be as happy and sucessfull as a true alpha like me lol

more pics m8. Otherwise how do you know you didn't fuck an uggo.

>>36149797
>like the real man I am

>>36149978
>as a true alpha like me lol

I'm sorry to inform, but a man who just got some pussy (for real) does not talk like this.

>>36148854
>>36150031
pics m8 didnt you see them?

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>>36150031
aight here you go, fresh off the camera roll

>>36150049
lol according to who retard? I guarantee you im not lying

>>36148323
fake and gay fuck outta here go back to ""soc""

>>36150132
> fake and gay
kys fgt read the thread

>>36150147
i did and it's fake and gay

>>36150157
ur fake and gay, is totes real derp

>>36150049
Conluding from the way you react, calling me a "retard" just for revealing a fact of life, tells me that you actually might be lying. Also the fact that you run here to brag about it, without any nudes to prove your word, seems to suggest you are lying.

I do not really care if you fucked her or not, but it is a bit sick to make (fake) threads about it in a place where most of the people do not get to fuck.

>>36150589 was meant to >>36150115, obviously.

>>36150589
What I find sick is that fat, disgusting, virgin losers like you ask for nudes from someone else's private life. You want to degrade their s/o because you're angry that you haven't been able to get some. Pathetic.

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>>36148854

not baddo

org

>>36148854
>ywn shitpost while getting your dick sucked by your qt /soc/ gf
damn breh, living the dream.

>>36150930
I'm not a virgin, fat, or a loser for that matter, you moron. I just don't like sadistic individuals of your/OP's kind. People who first try to hurt other people's feelings, for example by bragging about their fuckings to people who do not get to fuck, and then as someone is addressing you for it, you try to make that person look guilty. It makes you nothing but an immoral filth, just like most bullies are. Also you appear completely brainless (just like most bullies), with the ridiculous accusations you made for your own defence.

I have nothing more to say to your kind of idiots.

>>36151061
it feelsgoodman. I hope you may find similar joy one day

>>36151594
wait if you're not fat, a virgin, or a loser, then why are you on /r9k/? Or why are you even mad at this?

>>36151594
taking the high road huh virginfag?

How hard is it to bang girls off /soc/? I've never even been there.

>>36151893
Just be decently attractive and near them I guess. It's like tinder but far less efficient

>>36150093
Ohhhhhhhhh
She didnt have to look at you
>>>36150093
>now i believe him

>>36148323
oh shit nigger what are you doing

fucking retard

>>36151923
More like I didn't need to look at her!!

ayy roasted

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>>36148854
i feel so bad for her.. how fucked up do you have to be to... even converse with that thing on the right dear god. now i know how my friends felt when i tried to tell them about r9k and they were freaked the fuck out lol ewew god :(

sorry but damn, that girl is fucked by association. both em need help. i know a mexican girl like that who hooked onto this really ugly beta autist cs lanket, she was pretty slutty and bland herself but he was her only way of freedom. also i lowkey thought that was a man when the face was covered. i'll stick to my petite asian girls, her masculine androgynous features aren't the move.

>>36148323
how do you do it? Do you just say 'hey you live close to me, let's fuck'?

>>36152007
nigga you just jealous i got p0ssi, im at least an 8/10 lol

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>>36152114
>that face
haha april fools lmao

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>>36152161
bitch im fine as hell, fuck outa my face

>>36152007
he would look fine without glasses and with a better haircut

>>36152233
That's true. How about braiding his hair?

>>36152272
should just cut most of it off, trim the beard, and lose some bodyfat so that his face is less chubby

>>36152303
FUCK U UR CHUBBY U VIRGIN WEEB

UR JUST JEALOUS I AM LE ALPHA

>>36151755
sigh, it wasn't meant to be for me.
but I hope it works out for you guys.

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>>36152322
thank you. have a rare pepe for the road

>>36148323
enjoy your std faggot

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>>36148323
Did you suck her man dick?

>>36148728
>who was 7
If she was 7 yo then you're one lucky fuck. If she was a 7 then you're still lucky, just not as lucky as you were when she was 7 yo