>try watching the 40 year old virgin
>ragequit and cry before the poker scene is even over
Atleast you just got dubs you big virgin baby
>>36147099
why haven't you hired a whore by now?
>>36147325
scared, poor, dicklet
Would he have been better going MGTOW or was introducing a whore leech into his life really worth it?
>>36148412
she sold all his fucking toys and made his life go from comfy to having a shitty step daughter and a shrew wife and a bunch of shit he doesn't want to do
>>36148599
jesus what a tragic ending
40 yr old virgin pisses me off for less-obvious reasons
>Brah you gotta take the pussy off the pedestal
>Let's start by throwing away all your hobbies, completely changing who you are inwards and out, and make your only goal in life to get pussy
To this day I have no idea if this is meant to be ironic because I've met normies who actually do and say this.
>brah take the pussy off the pedestal
>Let's go out drinking (to get girls)
>Let's work out (to look good for girls)
>Let's do this activity (to attract girls)
>Let's dress this way (to attract girls)
>>36148599
I know there's a saying "beggars can't be choosers" but if I've kept my virginity until 40 I certainly would still deny a fucking grandmother with 3 kids.