>IM TIRED OF YOU SON, PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES FAGGOT, WE WILL

>>36142843
I kiss him in the mouth and fondle his dick

>>36142843
This will never happen, because my parents are catholic.

>>36142843
shoot myself originally

B-but I like mommy's clothes better :'(

>FUCK YES DAD FINALLY I GET OUT OF THE HELLISH CYCLE I AM IN, THANK YOU

>>36142843
He's catholic and a major cuck so this will never happen but I would refuse anyway, also I don't live with my parents

>>36142946
Legit cuck or just lefty cuck?

>>36142843
>No you peasant, I must protect my virginity at all costs so I can ascend to wizardhood

Fuck off, "dad" I told you next time I wanted to see you was when you were being planted in the ground so I could piss on your grave

(Didn't actually tell him this but I mean it nonetheless. Fuck that scum)

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>>36142843
My dad literally suggested that this morning

>>36142843
>Pick the ugliest, fattest, most rancid hooker I can find.
>Fuck her whilst maintaining direct eye contact with Father.

ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW DADDY?!?!?

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>>36143549
NO!!!!!!

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>>36142843
My dad would never do that, and I do not think anybody elses dad would.. I mean they usually dont think that will help anything, like imagine if you get the hooker pregnant and she makes you take care of another version of you. Yeah thats why your dad isnt going to make you have sex, he sees what it brings.

>>36142843
Dad im saving my virginity for a special girl