Hello /r9k/. Shall i tell you my story of retardation and autism,

I was always curious what goes down in the tard wards. Go on faggot, amuse me.

Yes you fucking twat what are you waiting for give me a story for this (you)

>>36137546
Allright, hang on.
My Story started when i was 15, in 2010.(This will be important later on)

>i was actually pretty popular at school, and technically alpha, but it was not always like this
>before we moved state, i have been the very definition of beta at my old school, so i was always nice to the local beta kids
>teachers notice this, ask me if i would like to take part in my schools tard warding and integration programme
>i agreed because i would miss some of my math classes while tard warding and would not get any maths homework
>first day as a ward, go into special ed room
>there are about ten tards and and nine wards
>i, as a novice in the tard police get a potat named Mark
>just Mark, no family name, no nothing, his origin is a mistery, a caretaker family took him in a while ago.
>he is a peaceful vegetable, just fitting for me
>or so we tought

Cont?

Come on bois i want this story heard

Keep delivering, anon

Jesus fucking christ of course we're reading
type it out before you decide you're bored and abandon the thread you idiot

For fucks sake you haven't even started telling the story, keep telling

>>36137516
>>36137745

Why the fuck are you playing this game? Just fucking tell us.

why do people insist on doing this "cont????" bullshit, just tell the story or don't

>>36139230

OP seems to have fucked off, hopefully he's killed himself

>>36137516
>>36137745
Op what the fuck stop being an attention whore and tell us the fucking story
>better be worth giving this (you)

>>36137516
So long as you never use a pic from that faggoty game ever again.

>>36139326
Hang on mates, am on mobile

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This is a better story than anything you could ever produce.

>>36137745
>or so we thought
I like where this is going. Continue anon

>>36137745
>things go well with mark, i have to ward him every sunday
>its not hard, i usually just give him a children's book while i play gayms
>he sometimes mutters things like "poopoo" or "peepee" but he never actually does anything
>sort of creeped me out, i lived in constant fear that he will actually poopoo in my room
>never asked me if he can go to the toilet
>another week passes, teachers are very content, i get promoted to tard officer, have to ward the entire bunch sometimes
>here is a quick rundown of the tards:
Of course, Mark

John Peppers, THE most autistic person i have ever seen, says that he knows the meaning of life, severe OCD, likes to draw circles, gets upset if one looks bad

Tim Edmonds
A downie, constantly salvistes, has agressive fits

Ellie
Also a downie, i think she had adhd, likes to jump around

Hendrik Oneil
Second autist, very good at maths, bad at everything else

>During my spec ed sessions we do basic kids stuff, Hendrik calculates the next pentaverse and John draws his circles, Tim had agressive fits while Ellie tries to wrestle me
>i quickly figure out most of the tards, you have to purr to Ellie to calm her down, speak very slowly to Tim and dont talk to Hendrik at all. >My Mark is as always, quiet.
>Fast forward two months, i am tard commander now, respected and feared by all
>Its friday, Mark is looking at kids books while i browse the Internet
>as i go trough cringe 2010 memes(Advice Animals, rage comics, ect) Mark does something very rare
>he tries to talk to me

>>36139971
>"What are you watching at?"
>i didn't bother explaining to him glorious early internet culture, just showed him the memes
>not a single hint of understanding on his face
>suddently the bell ring, i go to open the Door, tell mark not to do anything
>it was a fucking vacum salesman
>i go back to mark, he is exactly where i left him
>still no hint of enlightement on his potato visage
>After a while i tell him it's time to leave, escort him home
>next weekafter, i have to watch over the tards again, nothing has changed
>atleast visibly
>i go out to take a shit
>reentering the room the smell hits me instantly
>then the sight

>>36140207
continue faggot

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>there is shit
>everywhere
>Ellie is swinging around Mark's backpack, the apparent source of the shit
>pieces are still flying around as i enter the room
>Tim if flipping out, throwing himself agains the wall
>Hendrick is just sitting there, staring at a math probem
>Mark is crying
>never saw him express emotions like this
>It takes a Hour to calm everyone down and to clean Tard HQ.
>i go home, puzzled
>i simply cant explain what happened
>after giving up on solving the case, i turn on my pc
>there are about 30 mozilla tabs open
>Mark's work
>i start closing them, but suddently i come across a JPG
>of a duck
The macro says:

HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP AT SCHOOL?

SHIT IN YOUR BACKPACK

>it was all clear now

>>36140436
+1 kek for u

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>>36140436
Memes are the source of all human suffering

>>36140436
I'm happy those times are over.
The meme's have gotten so much beter since then :^)

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>>36140436
Quiet the ride, Anon. Your interesting writing held my attention all the way through.

>>36140436
keep going anon its interesting don't boat us

>>36141429
It's over my nibba but here is the epilogue:
>i get promoted to tard general for my heroic services
>Mark is as silent as ever
>included a censored version of this story in my college application
>currently studying psychology