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Normie Season Has Begun Edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u0JfNY_YIk
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I <3 ?

:x
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Can't wait for winter already
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>>36135118
Interracial in the sun

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey
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Really need to get Sexy Kev into the OP image.
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>>36135160
Heard some white girls gossiping about the park just now ffs. Who is Augustine?
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>tfw i applied for job on a whim last monday
>tfw they call me back two hours later
>tfw i am i'm being interviewed on tuesday
>tfw they check my references on wednesday
>tfw i get offered the job on thursday
>tfw i get the MD's give me the company induction on friday
>tfw i am deployed tomorrow
>tfw it feels good to be in high demand
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>>36135160
The anons in a thread I frequent on 4chan wont shut up about this ffs
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>>36135160
My nan won't stop texting me about this ffs
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>>36135231
>>36135244
>>36135266
Forced meme tbqh
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>>36135235
>tfw at the beginning of every mee mee arrow
Enjoying your first day here?
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Imagine how big Good Fellas will be in a couple of months when it's on E4
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>>36135160
The white girls in the intensive burns unit just wont shut up about this ffs.
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Post not-quitefus
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>>36135287
been here since '04
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I haven't been on Britfeel for a few days and I come back to a bunch of cancer forced memes, what is this shit
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>>36135235
Today on /britfeel/ - jobhunting with Craig David.
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Did Richard's parents come back?
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>>36135304
>digits
Alright checks out
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Pretty comfy today. Not as hot as I thought it would be.
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was sick about 5 days ago and havent been back to my self since, i feel alright but i have no apetite at all

whenever i eat im barely finishing it and it settles like shit after makes my tummy ache
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>>36135327
Oh shi didn't see that. Indeed Kek confirms.
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>dreamed i went to the bank to see if my card was working properly and see about getting a replacement if it isn't
>it's still in date and works at cashpoints but the lady takes it and gives me 2 blank cards, then says she'll give me a new one (i pocket the blank cards for some reason, i.e. just plastic with no numbers on them or little strip, like before they're customized for each person)
>mid way through she says "oh actually, i can't give you this here, we have to post it"
>disbelievingly ask if i can have my old card back because i need a card to shop
>nope
>reiterate i need my card and I've got ID
>nope
>about to blow my top with sperg rage
>suddenly, idea, shit-eating grin
>ask to withdraw every penny in my account (more than a few grand) there and then, it won't even all fit in my wallet
>she's unbelievably angry at me and scolding me like a schoolteacher trying to get a petulant child to stop standing on a desk, but has to do it because I've got ID.
don't try to boss me around in my own dream, silly.
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Need to brave the supermarket but know its gonna be utter normie central
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>>36135360
All major stores will close in literally 5 minutes.
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>>36135368
Tesco express master race
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>>36135385
Not a supermarket you muppet.
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>>36135393
What is it then? desucos
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>>36135368
>he doesn't have a sainsbury's local, open every day from 6am-11pm
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>on antipsychotics
>dad just found me crying in a corner trying to get non existent insects off me
ahh yes, life has been going well so it's about time something makes it worse
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Would you rather live 40 years as an alpha male millionaire or 80 years as a robot?
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>>36135451
40 because you'd live more
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IT'S TOO HOT FOR SPRING BOIS
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>>36135451
Depends where I could be a robot
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>>36135460
GONNA KILL MYSELF WHEN IT HITS SUMMER BOI. FUCKING FLY ALREADY GOT IN MY ROOM.
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>>36135462
Where you are right now i guess
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>>36135403

Convenience store

Orig
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>>36135474
A bee got in mine. Had to evacuate and wait until it left
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>>36135487
I think of that as more of an offie
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whoever the anon was who suggested putting glasses in the freezer, you're a fucking genius

just sipping a good old dr pepper out my frosty cold glass, most satisfying drink iv had in fucking ages
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todays the day i quit weed, it's making me too irritable, haven't been able to even find the motivation to pass my driving theory test after 3 years

fucking sick of being an angsty piece of shit over really minor things
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>see this
What do lads
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>>36135448
wew lad that sounds pretty wild. What's the diagnosis?
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>>36135500
Careful lad it can make them explode
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>>36135422
>he doesn't have a local garage down the road open 24/7 offering convenience at an hefty price
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>>36135125
"Sorry squire"
What did he mean by this?
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>>36135460
tell me about it, been driving for 2 hours straight sweating one out
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>>36135525
>he doesn't have a 24/7 paki shop offering basic necessities
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>>36135451
can i live the 80 years in my 20 year old body?

the thing that scares me the most is that gap between about 40 and 60 where i'll still be a manchild but it'll be completely ridiculous because i'm not old enough to put in a care home and not young enough to still look it.
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>>36135496

Mummy keeps opening my windows when I'm out of my room
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36135525
>>36135545
>tfw I have all of them on my road
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>>36135525
>he doesn't live in the minifridge of a paki shop with free access to two pound bog roll and three pound colgate 25 hours a day
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>>36135546
No. You will age as normally
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>>36135551
>my room is giving me heatstroke because i refuse to open a window

its all good
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>>36135559
I envy people who live right near a shop. Having to walk 15 minutes just to get to the nearest Bargain Booze is a pisstake.
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>tfw patio door is wide open and it's still too hot

Can't wait to be in the office tomorrow wearing a full suit
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>>36135579
>not having special access to the young and tight white trash chav girls in the backroom
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tfw quit job in pc world after one day

just want another repair shop job desu

back on the dole for now
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>>36135515
>Put hard benis inside
>Cum in the first 20 seconds
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>>36135551
>>36135590
>don't live with mummie
>don't have to deal with her coming in every 5 minutes to open my windows
>mfw can boil in my flat in peace
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>>36135551
Because your room stinks of white boy cum
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>>36135621
What made you quit?

oregon
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>>36135621
>Quit job
>On the dole

The dole won't go for that
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>>36135614
>tight
Yeah anything but
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There was no ice cream van around so I went Co op and bought booze and half price Ben and Jerry's instead.
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>>36135643

Nope, I mask it with febreeze and deodorant.
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>>36135516
schizophrenia I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT THAT ROBOT CUNT

SUDO SUCK MY FAT COCK ROBOT
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>>36135545
>tfw banned from the local paki shop
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>>36135603
It's great, I have a Tesco, sainsbury, paki shop, and off licence on my street.

>tfw you alternate buying booze at all of them so they don't recognise you buying absurd amounts regularly
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>>36135688
Story time

orig
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Just watched this. Bit shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2091935/
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>>36135713

He got 88 digits, why do you think he was banned?
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>>36135713
It's been a long time coming to be fair
>been in drunk many times wandering about and singing to myself
>getting mad they have a minimum card payment so going back to buy more pot noodles and holding everyone up
>tried to bribe them into selling me booze after 10pm
>started eating food before I paid for it
>final straw last week when I went in drunk as fuck at 5am, fell over into a display and then took another one out falling the other way as I got up
>guy got really mad, I still wanted to buy shit and he wasn't having it
>started laughing uncontrollably as he yelled at me in paki
>pretty sure I called him a fucking paki on my way out
>tfw I didn't get my pot noodle and crisps

My fault really, I just stock up on snacks from Tesco before going on a bender now
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>>36135788
>He got 88 digits

He wasn't the only one apparently
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>>36135782
can tell it is just from the description
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>>36135686
how did you get diagnosed? what made you first notice something was off?
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>live in flat
>open window so I don't boil to death
>some fucker goes out for a fag and his smoke drafts in
>close window
Fucking smokers, not even safe in my own house
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>>36135829
Do you know Sam Rockwell is nearly 50?
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>>36135799
sounds like you have a problem. nice dubs btw
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>>36135788
WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. BLOOOOOODY HELLL
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>>36135799
What sort of paki shop is open at 5am?
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>>36135836
referral from GP, I had moments of clarity in which I'd realize something was wrong with the thought process of
>taxi driver isn't talking to me
>he isn't talking to me because he's reading my mind
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>>36135863
One in the middle of a decent sized town or city.

Prices are always fucking outrageous though
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4394860/Eric-Monkman-says-no-object-desire.html

>even THIS ugly twat has a gf
why even live fellas?
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>>36135852
Yeah you are probably right. Good fun though.

I was drunk the other night and wanted snacks and I was seriously considering ordering a curry to the shop to apologise and be allowed back. Then I decided I could cut the middle man and have the curry brought to me instead
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>>36135646
you would have to be complete retard to work in retail
it is really not worth the money and they seemed kind of shitty
i just took the first job that came to me

>>36135653
its incredibly easy to get on the dole in ireland
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>>36135863
This is a 24 hour one, live in a fairly big city
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>>36135883
Wonder if she is a qt.
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>>36135888
>>36135788
>>36135688
What do the numbers mean? Otign
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>>36135914
she's a chink and picked him, so probably not

wonder if he's a virgin. if he isn't I would legitimately consider offing myself
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>>36135899
I feel bad for the pakis who work in the shop late at night, I wonder when they find time to shag underagers.
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>>36135888
>you would have to be complete retard to work in retail
>it is really not worth the money and they seemed kind of shitty
>i just took the first job that came to me
Iktf
Worked in a wholesale before, trying to deal with irate shoppers while lugging heavy boxes and pallets around the place is hell on earth. And most of the customers are paki shop owners as well, so they scream in paki at you while you try and quickly scan their entire trolley's worth of 20kg bags of basmati rice
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>>36135930
I'd say he has done pretty well for himself.
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>>36135965
fucking nora, she's not bad

how the hell does he do it?
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>>36135998
Bet he is seriously packing it down below.
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>>36135300
>2mb maximum file size.
I mean crikey. Low quality waifu pics only I guess.

I was up way too late chatting to mates last night. Went to bed at about six in the morning, woke up at about 1. I'm pretty fucking tired. Dog kept waking me up too, scratching at me door. I can't let him in either, 'cause he'd get hair in me computer, and he walks all over the place loudly. Or he'd slobber on my bed or something. Can't have that tbqh.

People keep telling me to get company of heroes. I might do it after my birthday.
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>>36136016
Yep, that's what counts. Having a big, beautiful cock.

>tfw blessed
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>>36135883
He looks like norm from the twix advert
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>>36136019
Supposed to be Sabia alter?
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>>36135883
normie memes are fucking insufferable
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>>36135965
>>36135998
>fucking nora, she's not bad

Her face is in scale with the forever alone guy. Your standards are terrible.
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>>36136084
Haha. I bet most people in here are too young to remember that.
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>>36136108
Calm it Mr 10/10, your fedora might fall off.
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>>36136108
mate she's not snaggletooth like a lot of chinks, I'm not saying she's hot but she's just normal
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>>36136090
Yeah. Just in a different outfit. Think it's a GO thing.
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>>36135933
The little white sluts come in all hours to suck and fuck for booze and fags.
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>>36136153
>snaggletooth
That's a cute point mate
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>>36136056
How many white girls have you fucked, Andrew?
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why is it always cute girls working at mcdonalds. it would be nice to order without being on the verge of a panic attack for once.
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Any of you lads recommend a decent smartphone at a reasonable price? It's got to look nice, take decent images and have a decent size screen; some kind of android essentially. Max I'm prepared to spend is 350.
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>>36136267
The new Samsung A7 seems pretty solid as a phone, should be under that price range too.
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>>36136244
The managers do it intentionally to keep spergs like you from holding up the queue. That's why all the fat downs syndrome blokes make the burgers at the back.
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>>36136244
>it would be nice to order without being on the verge of a panic attack for once.

How is that even possible?
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>>36136267
xiaomi redmi 3 pro
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>>36135300

posting waifu, genderbending version
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>>36136267
I've a galaxy alpha, had it 3 years now it's got a really decent camera looks good n is cheap
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>>36136170
Wouldn't have guessed if I didn't recall your posting style. Do not rate it mate, far from 8/8.
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>>36136402
>Wouldn't have guessed
Maybe it's just because I've seen a lot of art of Saber Alter, but I'd recognize it pretty quick. Dunno though.

>if I didn't recall your posting style
Well. I didn't think I had a particularly distinctive writing style. How do you mean?
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>>36136300
>male Sakurako doesn't have a gynecomastia
problem
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>>36136267
oneplus 3T, root it and install lineage OS
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>>36136293
ok I exaggerated but cute girls do make me nervous.
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>tfw my flatmate got our ps4 banned from PSN for being racist down the headset on battlefield 1
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>>36136593
>being unironically racist in 2017

lmao
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>>36136593
How do you even get banned for that? Just say the other person is lying, not like battlefiled keeps a record of voice chats.
The main issue is having to go through the customer service I suppose, kek.
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>>36136593
>Being friends with your flat mate
>Using a headset for games
>Playing a shit cuck simulator
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>>36136613
WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIEEITT WHITE BOY
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>>36136644
Haha nice one Deano
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Cheeky Sunday shout for any nerds to play some heroes of the Storm
AI grind'an heroes for gold and 2.0 patch lootcrates
Quick match meme hero play'an for funsies
Team League try hard'an
Throw me a (you) with your battle tag if you're bored shitless and fancy some games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGK1dr-Ql0w
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>>36135118
I'm just waiting to see what happens when May's legal advisers tell her about the impending constitutional crisis that Scotland has created but has slipped under the radar til now.

The judge during the supreme court hearing pointed out the political advantage Sturgeon would have if she held a vote against brexit in the devolved parliament.

The laws that give devolved parliaments power reference EU law. And the UK will need to ask consent to change them.

With the fact a section 30 order and multiple other votes in parliament establishing the the franchise, the UK government may be forced to concede to give Scotland another Referendum.
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>>36136711
I only want Scotland to leave so I don't have to hear about any more tantrums from the SNP. That and so I can see how quickly the country falls to shit when they suddenly have to charge for everything.
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>>36135883
>even
He's on TV.
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>>36135883
>Monkman admitted even his long-term - and long-distance - girlfriend Jiang Na, a professor of law at Beijing Normal University, was baffled by the attention he was getting.

gf that works at NORMAL UNIVERSITY
literally howling
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>>36136806
>howling
Normie fucker.
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>>36136677
>Deano

Why can't shitskins think of any good insults for white people?
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>>36135538
>squire
a man of high social standing who owns and lives on an estate in a rural area, especially the chief landowner in such an area
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>>36136887
Wait. Is deano an insult? I thought you guys were literally implying someone called deano was posting. I keep thinking "who is this deano?" Interesting stuff.
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>>36136887
Back of the net! Haha you legend!
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>>36136742
I mean, Scotland would pretty well by itself. It has the same profile as the UK in terms of GDP and even though they have received more than the rest of the UK in welfare, they have historically paid a net contribution to the UK treasury when the oil prices were good. It's only recently, due to the oil crash, that this has not been the case.

Furthermore, the SNP and such are correct in that they're mismanaging Scotland.

If you compare Norwegian oil and Scottish oil, you can see that the UK government at the time gave extensive tax breaks to prospective oil companies for every stage of their life cycle. Such that it would cost the UK to establish oil drilling and also to decommision them at the expense of the tax payer which is why oil is doing so much worse right now for the UK even in the advent of new found fields when it would be the opposite if such a thing had happened in Norway.

The way I see it, Scotland is tired of being mismanaged. They have almost the same amount of land mass as England but 14 times less population to the point where sheep outnumber the people.

They want to increase immigration to solve their aging and declining population, but Australian, American and Canadian families are instead being deported because they can't meet the criteria the home office set when they're a net boost to the local economy where they've settled. This is stuff like "You must employ 2 British nationals".

They have a growing renewable energy sector which the EU stepped in and funded after the UK cut funding to it. And they also have more educated people per head than the UK.

I can definitely see why they'd want to have more power over themselves rather than having policy projected to them proportionally based on their GDP.

And the FPTP system isn't helping. 37% of the UK voted conservative last election, but they win by minority due to the broken electoral system giving them 51% of the seats of which only one person in that party is a Scottish MP.
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>>36135300
Posting waifu, weekends get shorter and shorter tbqh
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was just speaking to a girl on omegle for about 3 hours. we got on really well and we suddenly disconnected.

kill me, lads.
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>>36136742
>>36136948
I honestly think the only way the UK could improve is if we were to take Scotland's lead and stop voting for a major party like labour or conservative.

Labour is dead in Scotland, where arguably they had their strongest support. Conservatives will never do well there. What the rest of the UK needs is some kind of centrist party similar to the SNP.

Ofcourse I will always blame labour and conservative voters for everything bad that happens to the UK.
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I fucking love the summer. You must be an idiot if you're a robot who dreads the summer, you clearly don't understand the sun's benefits.
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>>36137019
But anon, I burn.
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>>36137019
fuck you ya little cunt wipe

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>36136948
Scottish women just want more Pakistani and African gentlemen
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>>36137025
Then cool it down.
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>>36137019
but anon i get sweaty and uncomfortable. just found a fanta in the fridge tho. p gud stuff.
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>>36136524

I think the full image set of male yurus implied that male himawari was much more endowed downstairs. Unfortunately the artist deleted them all from pixiv so I guess we'll never know.
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>>36136644

You shouldn't deride other people's ethnicities just because you're a virgin who still leaves at home well into his twenties.
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>>36137034
Thankfully all the paki child rape gangs are in England.
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After living in my house for over a year I just mowed my garden for the first time, it took fucking ages.

Getting a house with a garden was a fucking mistake. If you ever move out just get an apartment or a house with a paved garden.
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>>36137146
Feel the same way about the fucking carpet in my flat
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>>36137109
That's the point of this board. You thick nigger

Cool strawman anyway
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I'm applying for UC. Not sure if I should say that I believe I'm unfit for work. I can't maintain any kind of schedule because my sleep cycle goes in circles and I can't stop it.
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>>36137034

Do you think about anything other than interracial sex, you demented, sad, cunt? It's just fucking pathetic; you should kill yourself before you embarrass anyone who cares about you any further. If anyone cares that is.
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Not sure whether I should have some tins tonight.
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>>36137139
We could push them all up to Scotland just before they split away.
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>>36137160
>You THICC nigger
ftfy
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>>36136948
>Scotland thinks it get to keep the oil anyway
>Scotland thinks it won't have to pay its debts when if it leaves
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Ah it's another edition of 'every anon who disagrees with me hating a certain group of people must be a member of that group'.
Who else here /pakinigger/?
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>average British woman in 2025
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>>36137171
Triggered white virgin. Does thinking of innocent white women withering underneath brown gentlemen as they thrust in and out of them make you angry?
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>>36137223
I get that you're just trolling, but I've actually read the international law on this matter.

"uti possidetis juris" - The Scottish people possess all fixed and natural assets / resources. Thier borders also have to remain intact.

Debt is fine though, unless the UK pushes Scotland to become an independent state so it doesn't get to keep any of the UK's international treaties. But the law regarding that means Scotland also inherits no debts.
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>>36137236
It's surprisingly similar to the edition where everyone who disagrees with me is a virgin
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>Average British man in 2025
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>>36137160

WOAH! The edge is almost too hot to handle!

Just remember lad, suicide IS an option. You ARE worthless and that rage you feel inside IS all your fault.
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>>36137302
I think it's learned on /pol/, where everyone who disagrees is a jewish/russian/lizardman shill
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>>36137264

No, I just find your weird, racist, fetishisation of brown people obnoxious.
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>>36137312
Looks like projection
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>>36137365

He says, without irony, projecting his hate against every other ethnicity but his own.

You aren't too smart, are you, racistlad?
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>>36137304
>>36137255
Maybe.

But don't act like EU and NA are much better.
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>>36137296
>"uti possidetis juris" - The Scottish people possess all fixed and natural assets / resources. Thier borders also have to remain intact.
Isn't the oil at sea
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>>36137434
I mean, good luck arguing that Scotland doesn't own the waters that only it has a land border adjacent to which the oil pipelines currently connect to.

I don't think I really need to put much effort into making that point.
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>>36137416
>Terrorism
>Disproportionate amiount of crime per capita in almost every category of crime
>Tax sponges

Y..you're just a l..loser
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>>36137488
Funny how all the scotland indie arguments are exactly the fucking same as the Brexit arguments...
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>>36137524
>>36137365
Why do you keep posting Antifa? I dont think any of the lads here swing that way, quite the opposite.
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>>36137537
Oh, I'm not making an indie argument.

I'm just pointing out a matter of fact. Sorry if it triggered you, I didn't realise this was a safe space.
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Scottish referendum is in May's interest, the majority of the Scottish people don't even want to split with a recent poll advising 49 % of people not wanting to leave and around 25% not even holding an opinion.
If they hold a referendum and fail (and it will) then Sturgeon has a fuck off huge egg on her face and will have to resign, making the SNP a laughing stock.
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>>36137563
Most people here are left leaning.
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>>36135118
>it's my birthday tomorrow
>tfw i know im supposed to be a normie adult and not want anything
>tfw i want people to be nice to me and give me lots of presents
>tfw no presents
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>>36137488
You know countries don't own all buildings in their borders right? and pipelines cross borders. Territorial borders are really very short
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>>36137577
I dont think that's true at all. Unless you consider 'left wing' to be anyone who doesnt want to gas minorities.
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>>36137576
Don't be so confident. Scotland started at 24% support last referendum. The polls have actually shown that there was a shift between yes and no votes after brexit with yes-leavers and no-remainers changing sides.

What this means is that the unionists in Scotland have actually lost support, gaining support from people who supported brexit but previously would have voted for Scottish independence to gain it and so don't support the UK to any significant degree.

I am actually Scottish and I voted no last time; I would only vote no again if the UK opted for federalism or something.

But then the UK would become the "Federation of Great Britain". And Scotland would become the "Federal Republic of Scotland".

Don't see many British nationalists liking that option.
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Other than drinking, how can I minimise how bad my alcohol withdrawal is? I'm trying to quit drinking but I feel like death if I don't
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Really want some chocolate lads. Sadly, I'm eating healthily and despite the name, I don't think a chocolate orange would count as one of my 5 a day.
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days like today make me desperately want a gf/trap to have fun in the sun with
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>>36137576
I just want Sturgeon to stop doing the same technique CFK did with Argentina and the Falklands. Distract from the shitshow in your own country by trying to push any blame on anyone else. UK with Falklands, England/Rest of UK with Scotland.
The fact polls currently suggest if another Ref was held she would lose, should maybe tell her to focus on other problems first and get your poll results up before you call for a second.
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>>36137707
chocolate orange is my weakness. im an old bastard i remember an orange twix, im still craving it 20 years later
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>>36137732
>gf/trap
How about just gf
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Wat do if this was you getting cucked?
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>>36137707
chocolate makes people fatties
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>>36137788
>raped

she was gagging for it
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>>36137788
It's like that bit from Zodiac but with more rape and less stabbing
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>>36137788
seriously I don't fucking understand how you just let that happen when you're 2 vs 1

what's he going to do, stab you while he's trying to ficki your girl?
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Feel devilish lads

>walking home from work
>go to pop into tescos for a drink
>some girls outside no older than 14-15
>ask me to buy them some alcohol
>they all hand me between 5-10 quid each, all in all just over 40 quid
>get my drink
>go out the second entrance and pocket the money

I doubt they'll ever ask strangers for alcohol again, so I reckon I did a good deed. Just need to lay low now in case any older brothers or old pakistani boyfriends come looking for me. What game should I buy lads.
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>job centre referred me to the princes trust
>they're putting me on a 3 month course with a weeks residential trip

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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>>36137828
Watched that movie last night. Cracking film.
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>>36137788
What a shame desu
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>>36137836
>2 vs 1
I'd rather fight a guy alone than have to worry about my gf getting stabbed
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>>36137842
You really think you wont bump into them again?
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>>36137854
You get to meet pakis on an industrial scale.
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>>36137842
Haha great work lad, proud of ya.
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>>36137842
You top lad. I salute you
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>>36137872
he's already going to stab her with his porker lmao

you're surely pretty incapable of doing much when you're trying to lay over some woman and ficki her, you're a bit preoccupied.
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>>36137933
What if you does her doggy style? Bit more manoeuvrability there.
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>>36137887
>>36137842
>tfw anon is going to get bullied by teenage chavettes
>they'll probably beat the crap out of him

jealous tbqh
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>>36137788
Let's hope they were refugee welcome types.

Culturally enriched
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>>36137577
Thats just false lad. I would say I'm far left but I don't bring it up cause it's normally not relevant and if you do people start to prep the helicopters.
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>>36137953
surely you need to put your whole bodyweight on a woman to rape her.

anyone with practical experience?
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>>36137966
Just think, she will dump her boyfriend and start dating her rapist while he is in prison.
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>>36138007
If he says 'spread you legs or get stabbed' I'm sure she would no problem.
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>>36137997
You enable things like this >>36137788

You deserve a helicopter ride
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>>36137966
surely they were, I can only imagine refugees welcome antifa types are the only people who would actually just sit there and watch it happen without making any attempt.

I mean, just imagine how absolutely livid you must be to have that happen to you, how could you even physically stop yourself from flying into some bloody chimp rage
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>>36137887
Eh maybe but what are they going to do, I'm a good foot and a half taller than all of them. I doubt they have older brothers or paki boyfriends because they could have just asked them for the alcohol. They looked like posho private school types who's families would be distraught to find out they were getting drunk at 14
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Lads, i signed up for a rugby tour last year when i thought i could be a normie. It is gonna be 4 days of non stop LaD tier degenerate behavior, my plan is to just be so drunk i can pretend i'm not there.
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>>36138081
Right but the next adult they give 40 quid too might be a mad lad who enjoys stomping heads for money
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>>36137788
given that i don't give a shit about myself i would attack that fucker with everything i have
yeah i'm a skinny weakling who has never been in a fight but there's no way i would be able to just sit and watch, i'd rather get stabbed trying, couldn't he have picked anything up to use as a weapon while the guy was distracted raping?
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>>36137788
I hope that girl divorces her beta husband.
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>>36137788
I would have started wanking. Might have freaked him out a bit.
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>>36138094
I've contemplated joining my local rugby club or american football team numerous times but I'm too agoraphobic

how did you even join a rugby club if you're not fit to be a normie?
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>>36137788
Probably just a racist white couple who tried cuckolding then had a change of heart when reality didn't match the fantasy and cried rape. It happens all the time
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>>36136593
>paying for PS+
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>>36138053
Being left wing does not mean you immediately want fully open borders.
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Not sure if I'm legally unfit for work lads. I don't want to say I can work then get in shit with JobCentre because I can't perform at work.
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>>36138180
I've played rugby since i was little kid so wasn't hard to get into, in my first year of uni i tried to force my self to be involved with the social side of the club but i just can't relate with the other guys. This year i Basically just turn up to the games play then go home.
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>>36138181
Rotherham take 2
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>>36138302
I played rugby as a kid as well, was pretty decent at it but I wasn't friends with anyone else on the team so eventually quit when I got sick of sitting silently on the bus to and from games.
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this is my pupper sleeping after a long walk, say something nice to him pls
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>>36138452
You're a good boy puppo, yes you are!
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>>36137019
But it's spring.
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>>36138473
tfw no black doggo to dominate whitey dogs
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>>36138473
racial solidarity
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>>36138181
Is it wrong how massively turned on this makes me?
Like, I love my country but the thought of animalistic refugees fucking our women is horny. Probably because british women are 90% slags and the thought of them getting the logical end point of their slag behaviour from Idrissa the Gambian Godzilla just triggers something deep inside me. Hell I even visited the beach last year and threw a bunch of bleach into the ocean to try and speed up climate change so we can get some african climate refugees here to fuck our ladies, masturbated into the sea at like 4am.
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>>36138376
This was one of the worst parts, i only didn't stop because one of my teachers talked me out of it.
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>Go to job interview today
>multiple people there for it
>guy comes and introduces himself to us
>is on first name basis with one of the others there for the interview
>clearly they already know eachother
>mfw
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>>36138540
>>36138181
Really sad how much of your time you devote to this.
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>>36135129
Amem brother ;)

>>36135244
they must be white females
have you politely asked them to leave?

>>36135460
its only March lad
>move to Greenland

>>36135448
Its the doctors job to put you on something to make you normie
>tfw still no meds
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RACISM AND OTHER BANAL BULLSHIT LEADS TO UNCOMFY THREADS.

get out get out get out get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>36138720
comfychan.org when?
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I really wish racists would fuck off.

I am white but I absolutely hate racism. To me it's so incredibly unfair, because obviously no one gets to choose what race they are.

Surprised that racists can't understand that.
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Will we get involved lads?
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>>36138762
You can choose what race you are... ignorant
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are there any legitimate ways of working from home and earning a liveable wage?

my skills really boil down to shit like photoshop, video editing, writing etc. I just don't want to have to sit in an office or shop the whole day just to earn shit money.

I just want to earn enough to move out, even if it means eating 10p ramen for the rest of my days. I just need to be alone.
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>>36138762
No one gets to choose how stupid they are, but we still mock them anyway

No one gets to choose how ugly they are

etc etc

tl;dr: stfu
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>>36138762
umm...actually could you get a clue

there are many transracial people out there and your ignorance is triggering
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>>36138762
Quality b8
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>>36138783
No, because NK says its gonna start WW3 every fucking week, nothing will happen
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>>36138803
learn to code and become web developer. Can work from home freelance.
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>>36138783
No, the US have already sent everything needed to take down North Korea.
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>>36138828
True but I reckon Trump will actually do it the mad cunt
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>>36138792
Wow clever trolling Deano
>>36138820
Pretty sure that trannies whole point of view is that they don't get to choose to be a tranny
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>>36138540
Typical white boi.jpg
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>>36138783
They literally say they are "ready for war" every single day

Every
Single
Day
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>>36138762
>because obviously no one gets to choose what race they are.
think again
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Industrial scale bodyslams for everyone
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>>36138818
Judging an individual isn't right either. But at least you're judging them on information you actually have.

When you judge a whole race it's stupid because you're judging a big group of people on the actions of a few of them.
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>>36138886
He'll never take Sexy Kev's title
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>>36138818
Since when were there countless posts in here about how ugly or stupid people are awful?
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>>36137611
4chan is and always will be left just think about it for a minute.
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>>36138803

Get a drawing tablet and make a living creating obscure fetish porn on patreon
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>>36138829
I tried a couple python lessons but that was when I was working so I dropped it due to time

what should I learn? Doesn't it take at least a year to become a hireable coder?
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>>36138888
>Judging the properties of a liquid based on only observing some samples
Fucking reasoning and logic
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>>36138841
Is calling white people Deano a thing now?
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>>36138888
you're a teenager aren't you? you sound like it anyway

just shut up, you're annoying
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>>36138818
people have been calling you ugly and stupid your whole life, anon. How has it made you feel?
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>>36136711
Should just re build Hadrians wall and let them have their independence and become part of another union that is goverened even further away from Scotland.
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>>36138905
Kev is great.
We should all be supporting Kev.
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>>36138888
I'm judging them on their skin colour. That's what being racist is all about
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>>36138944
If you seriously think that people have universal qualities like a liquid then your reasoning is broken.
>>36138960
>Just shut up, you sound like a teenager. You're annoying

Great argument mate. Sticking your fingers in your ears and going "la la la I'm not listening"

Bit ridiculous that you're accusing someone else of being childish in the same post.
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>>36139006
not him but you do seem about 14 mate
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>>36139015
>judging people based on individual fact rather than blanket statements
>childish

oh i am laffin
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>>36139015
Lad this isn't helping. If we want to bring him over to our side then we need to convince him.
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>>36139015
This.
Sounds exactly like your typical middle class white teenager who lives in a small village that is 100% white.
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>>36138803
Bit trickier with photoshop and video editing stuff, especially video editing people prefer you on site so the director can sit behind you and change shit.

Web or app dev is way easier to push for WFH
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>>36138939
>what should I learn?
Learn Swift or Node
>Doesn't it take at least a year to become a hireable coder?
Not really, people hire all sorts of fucking incompetents
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Which lad is doing the tea round? Get your orders in for him.
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>>36139046
I've never met anyone that lived with other races that wasn't racist to some degree tbqh
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>instead of disputing facts i'll just slander his character

You're really not helping the stereotype of racists being small minded.
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>>36139015
>>36139046
>You seem like a child
>Why?
>Well, because you've made an argument that has totally stumped me, but I don't even want to think about it, let alone come up with a rebuttal

Solid thinking lads. I wonder what your next riposte is going to be. Probably another idiotic ad hominem or appeal to authority.
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>>36138977
ill support ameen, just to support the villian
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>>36139028
yeah, actually, pure individualism is very childish and shows you have very little life experience. it's the sort of philosophy of thinking you hear people talking about in A level philosophy.

people can be generalised into a varitey of groups that they belong to whether it's biological or cultural. Men are different from women, middle class are different from working class, blacks are different from whites.
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tattoo idea is the statue of liberty with the scales on her shoulder the blindfold up and she is lighting a cigar can an anon draw it?
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>>36139109
Culture and environment is the differentiating factor, not race dumb dumb.
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>>36138888
I'm not going to be in denial of reality because people want to replace reality and pragmatism with idealism and wishful thinking.

They are asking people to put their guard down towards people who they have every reason historically and contemporary and statistically to be very cautious about

Grow up
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>>36139058
I have some film/on-set experience so maybe I can still get some work? I'm just struggling to know where to start.

>>36139078
>Swift
Isn't that apple only? I only use windows. I'll look in to Node, thanks.

and yeah people hire incompetents but surely I need to be at a certain level to WFH steadily?
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>>36139084
Had some blacks move into my area in the last few years. My hatred of blacks has skyrocketed in that time.
I should move to a white village tbqh. Would be much comfier.
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>>36139006
Groups of people share genetic traits
Genetic traits influence character
Groups of people share heritage
Heritage influences character

Muh facts ar rayciss
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>>36139119
so you don't think there's any difference between races at all?

there's all the outwardly physical differences in the world, differences in diseases, but there couldn't possibly be the slightest hint of a difference in the physiological structure of the brain.
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>>36139119
Here we go again.

Culture is a product of race.

Different races product different cultures based on environment but more importantly based on different abilities and limitations.

A nigger in africa has been proven to have a different culture than a european in africa.

A nigger in american has been proven to have a different culture than a european in america.

A nigger in europe has been proven to have a different culture than a european in europe.

This has been proven time and time again and anyone who cares to look can blatantly see it.

All attempts to ignore this blatant fact is all excuse making.

You cannot simply ignore thousands of years of natural selection as meaningless.
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>>36139109
I'm 29. Guaranteed I have more life experience than most people in this thread, not just because of my age but I'm not really the type of person to spend all my time at home like most people here.

>>36139126
>Denial of reality

But that's exactly what you are doing mate. You're denying reality because it's easier and more comfortable for you to judge massive groups as a whole. Judging people as individuals requires more thinking and, for whatever reason (sounds from your post like it's fear), you just can't be bothered.
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>>36139139
>I have some film/on-set experience so maybe I can still get some work?
You probably can but as you said work from home, video production and filming work is like the exact opposite of that. All the freelance film guys I know end up relocating to whomever they're working for for the duration of the project. CDs are really protective over that shit.

> Isn't that apple only?
Yes, I'm suggesting it because it's always in super high demand and the pay is ridiculous for it. The talent pool is pretty small so you'll pretty much be able to list your demands (remote working) if you do that shit.
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>>36139119
So why do second generation immigrants have black skin? you retard
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>>36139158
Physiological differences, sure. Asians sweat less, black's take heat better etc.

The idea that a person is born with an inherent urge to act thuggish based on their race is a bit silly.
>>
I fucking hate fishing lads. Somehow managed to spend most of the weekend cold and still get sunburned. Caught exactly the same number of fish I'd have done if I'd just set the hundred quid on fire and stayed in bed all weekend.

Fuck fishing.
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>>36139158
Well no one has found one yet. So, no.
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>>36139183
wow, now look who's appealing to superiority

>hurr you're all shut-ins and I'm better than all of you!
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>>36139188

>culture is static

top lel
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>>36139139
Oh also Node is true suffering on windows, it's not designed for that at all. You should install linux because you'll end up having to pretty much emulate linux on windows anyway to work on it.
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Just dawned on me that next year people born in 2000 can post here. Bit of an overwhelming feel
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>>36139119
>different groups of humans evolved in dramatically different environments with different skills, behaviours and requirements for survival
>thanks to the differences in environment, humans from different continents exhibit clearly identifiable phenotypical differences, in terms of appearance, size, bone structure, strength, stamina and more
>but somehow evolution spared the brain and we're all the same
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>>36139211
I don't think I'm better. But I was being accused of having little life experience, which couldn't be further from the truth.
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>>36139185
Would I need to buy a mac?

I actually don't mind being on-location because I feel like I'm doing something. I could always be a runner again but nobody pays us :/
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>>36139204
>The idea that a person is born with an inherent urge to act thuggish based on their race is a bit silly.
Why do you deny facts?
https://www.utdallas.edu/news/2012/1/24-15201_Criminologists-Research-Shows-Genes-Influence-Crim_article-wide.html
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>>36139204
>>36139206
we can very easily observe the genetic differences in behaviour between breeds of dog, and some very much are genetically predisposed to be more aggressive than others. The idea that it's impossible that the cause of blacks being more aggressive is at least partly genetic is willful ignorance based on a social stigma towards 'racism' and ruling out a perfectly viable hypothesis because of it.
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>>36139247
>Would I need to buy a mac?
Nah can just go the hackintosh route. But yeah Swift does need OSX but retarded startups will pay big money (well over 40-60K) for it.

If you don't mind being on location video editing is way easier than all of this.
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>>36139183
>Recognising behavioural patterns is silly :D

Leftists like you worship the liberal religion of "diversity" political correctness and cultural marxism with glee. Like the religious, you will not listen to reason or facts but instead just keeps citing liberal religious dogma again, again and again.
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>>36139294
oN average, blacks behave the *about* same whether they're in Canada, UK or Africa. Blacks don't do anything because they're black. Biological systems do what they do because of genetics and environment. A denier like you denies genetics. *Disproportionately* many blacks are predisposed to crime. Not all, but statistically significantly many more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
> 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.
>An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.
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>>36139294
You can't compare dog breeds, which have been selectively bred for certain traits, to humans.

Plus the human brain is massively more complex than a dog's.

Lastly, when you start making arguments like "all black people are aggressive" they are pretty easily disproved by finding just one black person who isn't aggressive. I've met several. There's a reason that arguments like that fall apart - they are stupid.

>>36139306
>you will not listen to reason or facts but instead just keeps citing liberal religious dogma again

The irony and lack of self awareness is staggering.
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>>36139183
you're actually trying to simplify the world yourself by trying to deny any link between behaviour and genetics.

people are more complicated than simple learned behaviours. everyone is a product of both biological factors and cultural ones, including psychologically, and so to reduce each person to a series of learned behaviours is pretty idiotic.
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>>36138720
>>36138762

you should be locked up for inciting uncomfyness. you know people on this site are triggered by race,
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>>36139356
>Plus the human brain is massively more complex than a dog's.
err Professor Woffington would like a word with you in his laboratory
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Can't we just agree that arguing about racism is pointless because everyone has already picked their stance and won't budge from it. You are all just fighting to no benefit of either side.
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>>36139411
Fighting on the internet in general is pointless. Not to mention uncomfy.
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>>36139411
It's almost as if the thread reflects the realities of diversity. Ethnic tension and balkanisation which inevitably ends up with conflict

>tfw nobody is hating on Pikeys

Feeling pretty smug
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>>36139356
actually, I used the word "predisposed" which is not the same as saying all members of X group do Y behaviour. No one is saying all black people can be observed to perform aggressive behaviours, what you're doing is putting words in other people's mouths to reduce them in your own mind.

you absolutely can compare dogs and humans, because the similarity is that within the same species a process of breeding has taken place that differentiates different breeds from one another, and while being the same species exhibit vastly different behaviours as well as physical traits.
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>>36139462
I think hating on pikeys makes more sense because you have chosen to live in a certain way.

I mean yeah you've been born into it, but I don't live in the same place I was born, don't see why anyone has to.

What happened with your brother and that fight? Did you get your money back?
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>4 months ago friend tells me his gf is pregnant
>Very happy for him, have a night out celebrating
>We talk about the baby often
>He excitedly shows me all the toys/prams/baby stuff he is buying
>Today he says he has something big to tell me
>"Something I need to address sooner rather than later"
>We go to the pub today
>He confesses he is a cuckold and the baby isn't his.
>It doesn't sink in
>"Oh, thats unusual I guess, haha"
>We eventually finish our pints and I return home
>Write this post

I can't cope with this, memes online are fine, I can close the browser at any point, but I can't handle this in real life.

How the fuck has the world got to this stage lads
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>>36139462
Pikey hatred is just automatically assumed, no need to argue for it. Everyone already just hates them already.
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>best and only friends birthday is coming up
>no idea what to get him

any ideas, lads?
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>>36139556
Pikeys are the lowest of the low, worse than niggers tbqh. Pikeys will steal people dogs, even niggers wouldn't stoop that low.
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>>36139531
jesus, maybe try and give her a little nudge at the top of some stairs lad, be a good m8
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>>36139520
I'm shocked you remembered. Going to watch this month, he's almost certain to win
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>>36139531
Why did he tell you? Seems kind of unnecessary.
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>>36138762
>I am white but I absolutely hate racism

I can believe this

>Have a social circle that is about 70% white, 30% non-white
>Get outed as a racist
>White friends stop talking to me
>Social circle ends up 90% non-white 10% white.
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>>36139611
Steal peoples dogs and put them into dog fighting rings

They are subhuman and literally no one would be missing anything if they were all genocided
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>>36139531
Don't fall for this, it's just that poster who has spent his ENTIRE sunday posting about cuckoldry trying to get (You)s
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I don't understand why whites are often so nice to me

If I was white I wouldn't ever talk to a paki
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>>36139205
For that hundo you could have bought months worth of top qualla fish from the fishmongers

Fishing is an excuse to get drunk and relax.
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>>36139650
Wouldn't surprise me if Mr Cuddles was stolen
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>walking back home from the pub friday night
>see cute girl on the street
>say hi
>she seems scared
>tell her not to worry, i was just being friendly
>guy gets out of a car nearby
>"the fuck you saying to her?"
>explain i was just greeting her
>pushes me against the wall
>apologise for not know she wasn't single, i just thought she was pretty
>he punches me in the eye
>and then again in the chin
>pass out for what seem like a few moments
>they're not there anymore
>go to a&e
>wait for literally 4 hours
>they give me ibuprofen
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>>36139686
Because they see you as a person and aren't as judgemental as you.
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>>36139626
The whole story shocked me to be honest lad.

If I was you, I'd take my money and move somewhere else and get a real life rather than a pikey life.
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>>36139686
whites have more empathy, you need to have white in you to have empathy which explains why a paki like you is lacking in empathy
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>>36139629
kek I know just that type of person

>be in pub with m8's sister and her bf
>this drunk working class guy is going on about poles taking jobs and such like
>m8's sister's bf is going on about how he just can't stand racism and he'll have to stand up to this 'bully'
>tell him actually I have eastern european relatives and this guy's just being drunk and not at all offensive
>m8's sister's bf unironically starts trying to white knight saying I should be grateful that people like him stand up to racism
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>>36139495
Even if that was true, it would still be unfair to be racist, because there will always be exceptions.

Imagine all your brothers were paedos. Wouldn't be unusual for people to assume you are also a paedo, but it would be unfair.
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>>36139718
What does that mean?

Everyone is a person, so are you supposed to be nice to everyone?

>>36139729
I have plenty of empathy, more than most
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>>36139735
mate he just wanted to show off to his gf, he probably thinks the same as the guy talking
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>>36139710
you're a idiot, when you see a cute girl on the street you're supposed to look down at the floor
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>>36139754
You're supposed to be nice to someone until they give you a reason not to be nice based on their actions.

For example, people are being nice to you. But if you told them about your criminal past they soon wouldn't.
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>>36139771

i had one pint of worthys i felt like i had the confidence to do anything mate
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>>36139710
She was scared on your behalf because she obviously knows her boyfriend is a psycho.
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>>36139775
Why are many of the girls giving me the impression they don't like me?
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@36139811
Women don't like pakis
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>>36139811
they can smell the paki rapist on you
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>>36139710
Likely that's how he met her too.
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>>36139811
You probably give out creepy vibes because of your lack of social skills.
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>>36139759
no, I got to know him quite well over a few years and he's such a typically awful leftie

>always trying to white knight racism
>at one job he works with a black guy and literally for months in this job just went on and on about how "he's so cool and black"
>one time at the pub some lone african fellow comes in and he immediately gets him to sit with us and thinks it's great when he sees this african guy chatting with his gf
>turns out after all that he's a massive cheat who cheated with 3 separate girls before his gf finally threw in the towel with him
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Would it be weird if I stole that tranny/lesbians computer at work tomorrow?

I don't want to look like a stalker but I want to move off the teachers desk and into normie square

>>36139832
hmm, but can't the guys and older women who're nice to me also sense that?
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>>36135125
>out of respect for my friends I'm not going to divulge their names.
Good lad. Never grass yer mates in to the polis. Even if they are being good cunts.
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>>36139957
>Would it be weird if I stole that tranny/lesbians computer at work tomorrow?
If anyone makes a fuss just point out the company has a hot-desking policy
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>>36135118
I hate driving
kill me
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>>36140020
>NO SNITCHIN

kill yourself, this is typical nigger behaviour
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>>36140028
Yeah, it's true there are no assigned desks but she recently moved away from me to sit with her friends

Won't it look like I'm trying to get closer to her?
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>>36139531
You need to stop being his friend.
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>>36140028
Also I'm more worried about what she'll think rather than say
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>>36139710
If you had beaten him in a fight you would have won the right to take her that night.
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>>36139957
>but can't the guys and older women who're nice to me also sense that?
Guys are less bitchy than woman. They don't really hold grudges. If anything they'll probably include you in bants by calling you the Tranny Dev or something.
Older woman realise that high school ended.
Woman between 18-35 still think they're in high school and have never matured.

>>36140082
>nigger behaviour
Not at all lad. It's a working class thing. But the difference is, you can snitch on murder and assault etc. But if you're caught being a cunt, don't drop your mates in it.
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>>36140110
What do you think he'll say?
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was just talking to the so called lads on the xbox, said i'll be back in 20 minutes. went for a shower and came back to their voices blaring through the tv

>he's such an awkward cunt
>so ugly
>why are we even mates with him
>he looks about 12 lmao
>no wonder we never invite him out when we go to town, we'd never pull with him around

i really can't deal with this lads, i can somewhat deal with strangers or cunts at work making fun of me but this cuts way, way too deep
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>>36139856
I hate racism but I fucking hate people like that too.

I used to work with a black guy and the boss called him a "cheeky monkey". The black guy didn't give a fuck, he knew it wasn't racist. But some annoying cunt of a girl (white) made a big stink about it.
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>>36139710
>she seems scared
>>apologies for not know she wasn't single, i just thought she was pretty
You sound pretty creepy lad, no wonder she was scared. Probably more scared of her BF, they probably had an argument. NEVER GET INTO A DOMESTIC.

>Letting someone punch you
After he pushed you against the wall you should have sucker punched the cunt.
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>>36139957
>The guys and older women

They assume you don't want to fuck them so they are safe.
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>>36140159
should have made a joke about diddling kids, they would have love the banter
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>>36140159

You've always got friends in britfeel lad.

I have a friend that is even more awkward and robotic than me in our social circle, but at the end of the day he's a bro, and I wouldn't ditch him just because he's lower down on the social ladder.
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how many push ups can you do without stopping lads? i can do about 30, i hope i can make it to 50 next month.
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>>36140188
>be friends with a black guy
>in pub
>male banter ensues
>he calls me a small dick whitey
>tell him I may have a small dick but at least I can get a fucking job unlike his lot.
>guy comes over and calls me out
>mate looks at him at tells him to fuck off

>tfw the guy probably posted on reddit to say how he defended a black guy at the pub.
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>>36139710
fuming

death to the normies when?
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>>36140154
She'll say nothing obviously, it would be rude and girls know you can't give potential stalkers any attention

She and her friends will think though, they might even talk to each other in private, wondering why I moved into their area, maybe that I want to be their friend

>>36140214
These 30s and late 20s women are decent looking
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>>36140259
They probably see you as a potential stalker. The older ones probably don't because they know you're more likely to stalk younger women.
>>36140260
I had sex earlier on today. My gf is going off the pill for health reasons so I had to use a condom, haven't used one for years, I thought it was going to be shit but actually it was really good. They have gotten a lot better since I was single, or maybe it was just a different one.
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>>36140159
This seems like it didn't happen. And if it did, fuck em.
>>36140218
Only works if you're in with the lads.
If not then you're either a beast, or try hard.

Source: A relatively normalfag who makes jokes about Maddie McCann all the time.
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>>36140249
Your friend sounds like a right lad though. He was probably posting about how that ungrateful self hating black man refused his help becaus of his internalized racism.
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>>36140328
maddie has dropped from being offensive, she is fair game now because the whole thing has dragged on for so long and most people are sick of it
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how did you gfanons even get a gf?

I am so puzzled how I am supposed to get a girl talking to me...
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>>36140230
Used to be 30+ before HRT killed my muscles

Now I need to use body weight just to open doors
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>>36140260
I'm not trying to be rude but are arranged marriages a thing among you guys?
Like do families marry each other for power kind of thing?
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>>36140328
>This seems like it didn't happen. And if it did, fuck em.

This is exactly what I thought.

No way did this happen. It makes zero sense.

There's no reason for them to start insulting him just because he said he was going to shower because everyone over the age of 12 would think he could be back any moment and overhear you.
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I can hear a woman screaming down the road. Not sure how to feel about that desu.
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>>36140328
>Google Maddie because curious about how long ago it was
>Literally another article about it today
Crazy that people still care
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>>36140415
False alarm, it was just white trash women screaming at each other.
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>>36140249

I have a similar story lol

>Have a black friend at sixth form
>I'm trying to submit an assignment with about 15 minutes to go
>She keeps asking me questions all the time
>I say "I'm busy! Haven't you got some cotton to be picking or something?"
>Massive gasp from about 25 people
>Total silence
>She's just laughing
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>>36140260
Chuffin hell thats a big boy
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>>36140356
>>36140423
>tfw the Portuguese police chief lost his job because the media at the time were so pro-McCann. Funny how times have changed. We all knew they did it then, but the sun and Daily Mail destroyed any hope of justice.

>>36140415
To be fair, he's probably 14 at most judging by the post (if real).
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>>36140380
You need to be good at talking to people in general. Start with guys and make friends. Then once you've got friends you'll meet women through them.
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My dad told my mum that her cousins were coming to visit her, she cleaned much of the house and got dressed up however they didn not turn up, unknown if my dad was lying or they genuinely stood her up. Pretty smart and cruel of him, I feel bad for my mother but I did mock her.
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>>36140590
>Mocking your mother over her rapists evil joke

Every time you post about your family it always strikes me just how similar to your father you are.

You should be called Iftikhar Jr.
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>>36140571
ok then, how do I make friends with guys?
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>flatmates left the fridge open so all my food is ruined
Great. Now I'm going hungry
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>>36140664
Well you can't expect instant results. It sounds like you have never really had any friends so you're years behind everyone else in terms of social development, it will take you a few years to catch up.

Read "How to Make Friends and Influence People." Then get an office job. Eventually someone there will invite you to the pub.
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>>36140720
Isn't that book shit and filled with normie tier advice? Is it actually worth reading then?
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>>36140709
Eat them instead.
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>>36140720
I do have some friends, but they're all from childhood and I don't know how to make any now

I used to rely on meeting friends of friends but now everyone lives far away
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>>36140159
>xbox
Found the problem lad.

Should have called them out on their shit desu.
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>>36140380
Work or male mates.
It's the way to get to know woman.

I met my misses because I lived with a mate and his bird at the time use come round a lot and her mate would come who was also single, and we use to chat and shoot the shit. We've been together while my mate has been through about 4 woman since.

And at work I chat the shit with the birds all the time, harmless flirting. Although if I wanted to I could probably bang a few.

Work is a great place to make friends both male and female. If you don't work, you're pretty exempt from social life unless you've still got your old mates around.
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>>36137019
>wankers mowing the lawn when im trying to sleep
>normies having bbqs and polluting the air with normie noise and the smell of tesco value burgers
>bright sun blinding me and scorching my skin
>the fucking heat
>kids out playing till 9pm kicking balls and being a nuisance

no thanks, i'll stick to comfy winter
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Not feeling very smug anymore, lads. The anti Pikey abuse is terrible. I just want to remind you that we're an ethnic minority now and this counts as hate speech

ps Mr Cuddles is not stolen lol
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>>36140720
>Then get an office job. Eventually someone there will invite you to the pub.
Does this step normally take more than 2 years? 'cos I'm still waiting.
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>>36140760
Yeah, it's a great book. It's not going to transform your life overnight, but it has real, step by step, practical advice to be the kind of person that others enjoy talking to. I think it's the best book about social skills available.

>>36140770
The first thing I'd say is that you have to be interesting, but even more importantly you have to be interested.

Fill your life with interesting shit, whether it's through a job or through your hobbies, and then take a genuine interest in other people. Ask them questions about the things they care about. Try to work out what pushes their buttons. All people love to talk about one of three things: work, family or hobbies. Ask them "So, how do you generally spend your time?" and they will tell you which one they care about immediately. Then you can chat from there.

But don't try to just take an interest in women you fancy. That makes you look creepy. You need a circle of friends first before you'll ever get a GF, you need that social proof before anyone will consider you a decent partner.
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Richard this is your father, what's anime?
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>>36140841
was just thinking i was wishing it was snowing right now desu
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>>36140260
Mr cuddles is officially a top shagger now. You should of seen him going at it
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>>36140841
Not to mention insects
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>>36140859

What do you do for money?

unoriginal
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>>36140864
Do you have friends there? Ask them to go to the pub with you on friday after work.
>>36140900
Were you and all your mates cheering?
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>>36140864
If you haven't been invited to a pub in 2 years at any job lad, then you're out of the social circle. Either they've asked you and you've turned them down a couple of times, or you give off the vibe you don't like people. Sorry lad.

>>36140841
>Not enjoying the sun with a few cans.
I work nights and what you mentioned effects me. Except the sun (black out blinds), but I still love summer. I get up a little earlier and have a few cans in the back garden. Just had 2 cans of Tenants, now I'm just chilling before I have to get ready for work.
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>>36140397
Not arranged marriges but certain families like to marry their kids off to each other. There's a huge rift in our community at the moment..it's all going to get very nasty. I'd stay well away from Appleby this year, Stoke on trent is another potential hotspot

Don't say things like "im not trying to be rude" lad ask anything you want nothing bothers me
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>>36140916
Tarmac yer drive and collect scrap.
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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today?
What have you been up to this lazy Sunday?
Is a sunday roast without yorkie pud puds a true sunday roast?

Hope you're all feeling well and have had a great day whatever it is you chose to get up to today!

Post some comfy tunes too if you please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pRs9JVARXc&
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>>36140972

How often do you manage to convince people to have their drive tarmaced?

Also I've got two bikes that I want to get rid of, I'd let you have them but you're too far away
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>watching LotR on itv 2
>they censored the part where Aragorn cuts a dude's head off

Sacrilege
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>>36140950
i have """blockout blinds"""" and this is how it was this morning

fucking coming in from the side and blinding me

also I usually sleep all day so I feel worse sleeping when the day is great and people are having a good time outside
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>mr.cuddles is the Rotherham paki nonce poster
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>>36140918
>>36140950
Most of them are either older and have kids and shit or are total fucking normie cunts. I haven't turned down any invitations.
I don't really know at what point you become friends, and since being invited to the pub is how you make friends I guess not.
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>>36141001

Hate that. I had them put mine over the entire window hole and I still get a bit of light round the sides.
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>>36141001
That's fucking shitty lad.

I have metal shutters on my window that totally block out all sunlight, they are fantastic. Never lived anywhere with them before, but all of the flats in this building have them.
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>>36140900
good lad hope you gave him his good boy treat
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>>36140972
Pikey lady came round me house other day

Sold me some pillows for a fiver. RRP 29.99. Still in their packaging.

No idea where she nicked em from (maybe a hotel cleaner?) but I'm thankful anyways

Hope she can nick a PS4 next time and sell it me for 16% of the price
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>>36141031
If you are giving off the vibe that they are "total normie cunts" then it's no wonder they aren't interested in being mates with you.
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>>36141054
we used to have a couple of pikeys that used to sell us stolen stuff cheap as fuck at my old work, they said they used to slash the sides and get them out the backs of lorries that were pulled over on the lay bys

they had all sorts of shit
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>>36140994
My family are legit, my old fella has a bee in his bonnet about dishonest travelers and always goes out of his way to do a good job. We're comfortable to the point he can pick and choose work

>>36140994
I'd do your driveway for you, lad.
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>>36141080
So your normie advice is worthless for non-normies?
Can you fuck off now then
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>>36141001

We are polar opposites m8, I went out and did the gardening topless, so that I could get as much sun as possible (to increase my vitamin D)
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>>36141096

When I was at uni some pikeys robbed a flake lorry and set up camp on the rugby fields. There were loads of flake wrappers on the ground when they eventually left.

It was hilarious watching them try to get served in uni bars, pretending to be students when they couldn't even read.
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>>36141100

My driveway is fine, although the other day I saw someone getting their drive tarmaced and wondered if they were travellers.

Of tarmacers, what percentage would you say are travellers?
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>>36140975
i want to play a game with you so i wont be as lonely
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Why haven't you taken the Golden Pill yet?

He can lift tractor tires with ease. Charm women into submission with his strength. Defend his homeland with his courage.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi3I52mtzk

He is what every man should be.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8POd7eOzljw
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>>36140975
>How are you all feeling today?
Can't complain, well I could, but I'd sound petty.
>What have you been up to this lazy Sunday?
Got up early and sat out back with the wife and had a few cans. Now just chilling listening to this album before getting ready to go to work.
https://youtu.be/0-nuYrZE94A (not on youtube though)
>Is a sunday roast without yorkie pud puds a true sunday roast?
NO!

>Hope you're all feeling well and have had a great day whatever it is you chose to get up to today!
You too lad. And the pillows take me back.
You excited for Fully Cooly reboot?

Also, got Persona 5 today, but not off till tomorrow.

>>36141001
I got a size too big for my windows so cover them all. Nothing worse than that little bit of light getting through.

>>36141031
That sucks lad. I try to chat to all the new starts at work and usually we go have a weatherspoons breakfast once in a while and usually invite all the lads on nighshift, and the birds too. It's a good way to get to know the new lads. Then again we only have like 10 people working.

>>36141054
Got a super comfy mattress for 40 quid, from a pikey who had a van load. I love when they come with deals like that.
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>>36141115
If you start defining yourself by "I'm not a normie, they are, we're different" then you'll never get anywhere.

And then thinking "they are cunts" piles it on even more.

I can tell you have a bad attitude already and probably people at work can too. You'll make friends a lot easier if you can get over it. Get over the "me and them" mentality and drop the hostility.
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>>36137577
desu there is literally nothing wrong with being left economically so long as you're right socially. A good number of socialists are redpilled on mass immigration (since it's a pretty transparent method for capitalists to earn higher profits by holding down wages.)

liberals are the problem.
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>>36141188
He looks like a gormless mong
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>>36141047
He's working on it now. I was going to go for a run through the fields but he's done in.
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>>36141188
I remember when he use to post on fit. Good lad.

I also remember when I use to be /fit/.

I used to do PPL 6 days. Now it takes me too do it 3 days a week.

Plus, everyone is getting 'fit' right now. It's almost in vogue.
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>>36141234
Why aren't you fit now? Surely can't be that bad.
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>>36137744
>Focus on other problems first
>Using the powers you don't actually have.
The day job meme is tiresome. Holyrood is a glorified county council.
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>>36140975
>Is a sunday roast without yorkie pud puds a true sunday roast?
Only place for sunday roast without puds is in the fucking bin
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>>36141193
Whether I think it or not there is a difference between us, ignoring it and pretending its not there doesn't make it go away. The hole idea of reading books and modifying behaviour is based on us being different from them.
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>>36141181
Couldn't tell you but If I were you I'd never let travelers do any building work on your house, especially a driveway. They have this black foam they use that looks perfect but melts as soon as it rains. They get hours of laughs over the people they've knocked. There's a real them and us attitude
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>>36140474
You just sound like an edgelord.
>mate asking you questions
>go full /pol/

lmao what an autist.
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>>36141269
I'm still fit. (ottermode) It's just that I don't have the energy or motivation I once did to work out 6 days a week. So now I just do it my 3 days off. And food wise I just eat whatever, although I still love my porridge in the morning.
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>>36141307
I'm not denying there's a difference. But it's much better to think "They are more socially skilled than me, but I'm working on it" than "I am a robot and they are normies". It makes you feel like there's something fundamental that you can't change.
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>>36141353

It was a joke, not 'going full /pol/'
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>>36141471
>something fundamental that you can't change.
But there isn't any real way of changing
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>>36141187
I've got Rocket League on steam if you wanna play that, anon?

>>36141190
Aww I hope whatever it is , no matter how small gets resolved for you soon bud.
Sounds like you've had a pretty comfy day, so i hope work goes by quickly for you to get back to it!

I forgot all about the new series desu!
I do wonder how good it will be but going in with reduced expectations should help, I just hope the OST is as god tier.

Let us know how good P5 is!

>>36141301
Oh wow that is a glorious image, I love it.
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>>36141543
There is. Being social is like any other skill. You just need to learn a bit of theory, and then put it into practice.

The only reason that normies are normies is because they spent years talking to each other.
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>>36141188
I get the feeling this is bait but I actually like this guy. He admits to using roids and he's honest about his vanity. I considered getting one of his Byzantine Black Sun shirts because I liked the design but I didn't want to catch shit for wearing it.
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>>36141301
Could have chosen a better pic of yorkshire for that pic
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>>36141587
rocket league isnt comfy, would prefer something comfy
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Would you say it's more common to refer to a type of pizza rather than a flavour of pizza?
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Lads does anyone else love to fart?

I love it when I do a massive fart, it feels absolutely brilliant.
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Bookie anon here, if my posts ends in 00-36 I'll go to the casino
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>>36141741
Type or topping. Flavour sounds idiotic
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>>36141741
pizza is just dough. you don't say "butter flavoured toast"
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what is it with women that sext with you and suddenly stop half way through it? added a horny girl on snap chat from pof, we started texting, and she suddenly stopped replying. its annoying.
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>notice that my Benis looks pretty big when i was fapping
>Measure it against my hand to remember for when after i cum
>Dick is slightly bigger than the length from the bottom of my palm to the top of my middle finger
>Finish up, find a ruler
>Mfw my dick is about 8 inches

It's a shame I'm an autistic faggot, such a waste of a good Benis

Also my circumference is like 5.5 inches and that's probably being generous, is that shit?
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>>36141741
Definitely more common to say "type of pizza". Because the only difference is the topping.

I'd say flavour if the sauce was different though. Like a BBQ pizza or Thousand Island like they have in Hong Kong.
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>>36141654
What kinda game is comfy anon? lemme know!
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>>36141804
Because it's blokes who've blown their load and lost all interest laddo.
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>>36141804
That happened to me with a girl I later ended up in a relationship with.

She told me that she got nervous because she was worried I was with my mates and laughing at her.
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>>36141835
anything coop that can just be enjoyed, stuff where you play against ai rather than real people, i dont know what games you have though
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>>36141853
Just fuck off now you normie piece of shit before I get angry.
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>>36141871
All I have is Rocket League and 100% Orange Juice I'm afraid!
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>>36141804

I was camsexing on skype once, and the entire estate has a power cut about 2-3 seconds before I was about to finish.
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https://discord.gg/E8xGqrw
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>>36141909
god damn i remember you posting about that. i spend way too much time on this site, i recognise people all the time.
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>>36135501
I've smoked weed daily for like 3 years now, i'm the opposite of angsty? If anything i'm too placid so dunno how that's happening to you.
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>>36141851
its not a bloke, lad. it was someone off pof using real pics, they sent live, and she wasnt horny to begin with. its obvious when its a fella.

>>36141853
>She told me that she got nervous because she was worried I was with my mates and laughing at her.

i genuinely think this is what most girl are worried about or they think you will post there nudes online. all the girls i do it with are a good few leagues below me so it probably makes them think it is unbelievable without taking into consideration that i am just fucking horny or a mong.

90% of the girls i done stuff stuff online with either wont send nudes or will stop replying half way through. there have even been girls i have done stuff with on skype and they will just watch me wank while they fingered themselves withour showing me there pussy. it is ridiculous. i would just get myself a gf but im too much of a mong
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>>36141983
try stopping smoking

enjoy getting angry and annoyed at everything as your body has to adjust to getting back to normal
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>>36141909
how did you manage to do it, i mean get her to have cam sex with you?

i swear it was a lot easier when i was younger. when i was like 15-16 i could easily find girls. i guess younger girls can be easier.
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>>36141948
ignore this desuuuuu
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>>36141874
You're not even the real Poleaboo you tosser.
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>>36142194
like it even matters, same thing.
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>>36142194
Just try me cumskin.
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Been to London today, went to Westminster Bridge, made me want to cry in public
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>>36142248
It'll all be alright lad. Mummy May came out with a signature bold statement to calm us all-Islamphobia will NOT be tolerated in England!
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>>36142293
I still like Muslims, just not extreme ones
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>>36142248
Don't worry, lad. Khalid Masood is in paradise with his 72 virgins he wouldn't want you to cry
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>>36142332
Define "extreme".
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>>36142143
you can still get 15-16 year old girls lad if you're a baby face like me.
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>>36142332
You're pathetic. You should have bent down and whispered to the spot the dead bodies laid 'It's the religion of peace really, it's fake muslims'.
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>>36142343
Fuck Khalid Masood, he was a terrorist, I hope he's burning in hell with scum like him
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>>36140975
Just want to say I appreciate you anon.
Thanks for coming into the thread and caring about others. It really makes me feel better, even if only a little.
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>>36142363
>being pro-degeneracy
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>>36142532
You can be against degeneracy without murdering people for it.
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>>36141983
weed effects people differently
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>>36142499
Aww anon that's so ridiculously nice of you to say and you've certainly brightened my day.

Thank you, anon. I appreciate it.
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>>36142379
>you can still get 15-16 year old girls lad if you're a baby face like me.

15 isnt legal though. i can get 16 year old girls but i feel dodgy as fuck. is it even legal to accept nudes of 16 year olds? feel like i am always been baited if a legal girl under the age of 18 is into me.

i feel like if i fucked a 16 year old they would tell their friends and i would be known as some weirdo that goes after young girls. used to sometimes speak to a girl of 16 that i met on an app that wanted to fuck me. she wanted to meet up and everything. i never went through with it because it felt weird.
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>>36141817
yeah it's a pencil dick
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why do a lot of people on 4chan assume you;re a liberal socialist if you oppose the extreme right?
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>>36143069
same reason why sjw assume everyone else is a nazi
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>>36143069
Same reason a lot of people from twitter or social media think you're extreme right if you hate liberal socialism

Generation raised on Harry Potter and Disney movies where there's a clear good/bad dichotomy and they can't fathom anything outside of the extremes
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>>36143069
Because social isolation leads to black and white thinking.
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>>36143121
>>36143129
>>36143133

fair shouts, lads.
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What is the link between virgins and racism?

All the racists here tend to be virgins. Why? Do inadequate people just like to blame others?
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>>36143229
Because all those nu-male beta cucks are totally being laid
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>>36143229
yeah man, at least when tyrone fucks my gf I get to lick his semen up!
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>>36143242
How can you call someone else a beta and a cuck when you are a virgin?
>>36143253
Same question to you.
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>>36143242
the averagep person isnt racist though. not being racist doesent automatically make someone an nu-male
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>>36143308
The average person is racist

Get out of your bubble sometime
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>>36143308
Which small white only town do you live in? Can I move there?
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>>36143316
Maybe in some chav shithole.

The average person I meet is educated and affluent. None of them are racist. Because they don't have to be.

Only the poor and the inadequate are racist. That's a fact you can't argue with.
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>>36143308
Err think again buddy we brexit and Trump now, according to every educated person only clones of Hitler would vote for either.
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>>36143229
>All the racists here tend to be virgins

BNPanon here, I'm not a virgin

You have no idea who is racist/virgin and who isn't here.
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>>36143356
people dont like muzzies but not people of a different race.


cant even be ased arguing tbhqh. pointless to even say anything. anyone that goes outside knows i am right.
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>>36143367
Yeah I know you aren't a virgin but you seem to be the only non-virgin who is racist.

To be fair though, just because you aren't a virgin doesn't mean you aren't a weirdo. I mean you write to Ian Huntley in prison for god's sake.
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>>36143292
>How can you call someone else a beta and a cuck when you are a virgin?
Probably because no sex is still better than SEX AT ANY COST!!!!!

same reason being a virgin is better than boasting about sleeping with an ugly fat roastie
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>>36143424
>I mean you write to Ian Huntley in prison for god's sake.

This meme has to end
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>>36142823
Mate you're too parinoid, it's not like some lad is standing next to you with a stopwatch. If they're a year or two away from 16 it's basically a done deal anyway, there is a no greater feel than having a 14 year old dripping and calling you daddy.
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>>36143348
>people who dont have to live alongside shitskins aren't racist

wow ivory tower liberal in action
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>>36143348
>None of them are racist.
Not in public because people are aware been remotely racist/going somewhat against the left agenda gets you unfairly crucified.
The middle class are super fucking racist.
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>>36143465
>Yeah I'm just a virgin because I'm holding out for a s-supermodel

Lol.
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>>36143510
Not that lad but I kept my virginity for an asian girl since I was 14 and lost it to an asian girl at 19, rejected all advanced from white girls because I'm not a cuck who lives for sex and will take it from the first roastie that offers me it
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>>36141200
Reminder that there is no such thing as right wing economics
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>>36143510
This is what men who settle for fat girls always say when pointed out that they settle for fat girls.

There is something between model and fat roastie you realise.
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>>36143541
>what is capitalism
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Reminder politics go in /pol/

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Reminder politics go in /pol/
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>>36143541
neoclassical bullshit is "right wing" on the lazy left-right spectrum most people use.
(it's actually peak liberalism, but the right embrace it wholeheartedly while the liberal left pretend it's necessary to win elections. both left and right in a more broad sense ought to hate it, the left because it fucks over workers and the right because it leaves no account of culture and justifies mass immigration and historical vandalism.)
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>>36143539
>Helping the white race become more extinct
>I'm not a cuck
Pick one, yellowfeaver numale
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>>36143568
I've never shagged a fat girl mate

I feel bad for you that is your only option. Are you fat yourself?
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>>36143612
>having kids

Cuck talk right there lad
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>>36143617
>I feel bad for you that is your only option
It's not, my gf is <110 pounds
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>>36143654
So you're not a virgin, what's your point? Why do you think everyone else who is getting a shag must be shagging a fat girl?
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>>36143570
Fucking 75% of those who call themselves are capitalists too. They think they're socialists but in reality they're big state social democrats (Corbyn is one such example). By your logic, every mainstream party - from the Tories to the SNP to the Greens - are right wing.
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>>36143600
where do you lie on the spectrum out of interest
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>>36144128
This is because the parties have bunched together, not because the spectrum is actually much narrower.
Socialists still exist even if Corbyn isn't actually one.

Economically, they are all right-leaning, more or less. Their positions are all part of the post-Thatcher consensus.
>>36144174
a muddled position of protectionism and social conservatism, if not outright reactionary positions. often similar to fascism, but i wouldn't see it as so economically disruptive. fundamentally, it's just christian democracy more or less.
(most would call it something approximating old labour, but much more openly racist and more generally aligned with the right.)

understandably this leaves me hating the left/right spectrum as a whole, but it's such a universal simplification that you can't really avoid it.
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>>36144128
>By your logic, every mainstream party - from the Tories to the SNP to the Greens - are right wing.
Pretty much. The "centre" has been usurped by pseudo-lolbertarians. Gay marriage for everyone, PFI for the rich and a pay freeze for the poor.

Sure, Labour will impose a Bankers Bonuth Taxth, the SNP will give you free uni to make the cyanide go down, the Tories are at least broadly accepted to be doing what everyone's doing, but fundamentally you're getting the same thing either way.
(Corbyn is an oddity, because he is narrowly outside this spectrum - he wants to reheat a shallow imitation of the 1950-1971 economic consensus, but fundamentally he doesn't even really lead the party so it's just a mess. You'd think someone who does spend time with actual socialists would know that porky was never going to let the consensus last. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo because it's fundamentally a class-interest problem.)

Now obviously this is where the left-right spectrum breaks down, because on the right you've got a large number of people who also hate the present consensus from the ever-cheerful Peter Hitchens to the proud fascists. But fundamentally, in the simplified meme terms we operate on, the idea owes more to the libertarian (Friedman and Hayek in particular.) right than to anyone else.
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>>36144315
how old are you? what's your 'ideological journey' so to speak? Dunno why I'm just interested in fascists and how they arrived there
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