Who else thinks that they wouldn't even like sex? Or know,

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>>36133744

Sex is only worth it if there is trust, intimacy and love.
Sex without these, such as a 1nightStand, is just masturbation with a good onahole but attached to a person you have to work out and work with...
Sex with a person you love and trust, who you want to please and pleasure, whose body you want to explore and massage... This is what makes sex good and desirable. Anything less is just the chemical impulses saying to chase a high.
Get yourself a partner by becoming partner material: build up a skill, monetise it, have a private residence, interesting hobbies/interests to chat about, dress well, smell nice.
You deserve the love you desire, and you must take the responsibility of obtaining it.

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>>36133972
>build up a skill, monetise it, have a private residence, interesting hobbies/interests to chat about, dress well, smell nice.
Fuck that. I'd rather just not have sex.

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>>36134087
They say that to live a good life is to live such that you minimise the amount of regrets you'd have on your deathbed, and that most regrets are from a lack of courage and a lack of trying - as opposed to regrets of failure/embarrassment.
Seize the day, have a shower!

>>36133744
Me right here. I don't like getting sticky like having syrup on my hands so I doubt it would be comfortable at all trying to prepare to have sex like some intricate mating ritual

>>36134140
I've never regretted not doing something. The only regrets I have are from doing stupid shit I shouldn't have.

I started self-harming after I first had sex because I was (and still am) so disgusted with myself for giving in.

no I'm not female.

I was in a serious loving relationship at the time. sex destroyed it. she liked it but I didn't, and we broke up because I didn't want to do it again and she kept insisting.

kinda feel like throwing up now that the memory has resurfaced

I'd much rather cuddle with a girl.

>>36133744
Really like the feeling of sex, the heat and weight of the smooth body, etc etc but don't interact well with people at all. My interpersonal skills are so bloody awful that sex doesn't even seem worth it to have to put up with it.

Porn is great but I'm also kinda getting sick of that too. idk

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>>36134292
Go to therapy.
Every person should and can be delighted with their body.

>>36134351
I don't want to be delighted my disgusting smelly body or anyone else's. it fucking pisses me off that life basically revolves around sex and that I can't be myself and not like it without also being miserable and disgusted 24/7.

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>>36134497
Being yourself is just a meme. The real trick is to not be yourself.

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>>36133744
The fox and the grapes dear anon.
Sex is awesome.

t. Humanity

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>>36134497
Meditate and set yourself free from the demands of the body and of sex.
You talk as if under delusions that you are a slave and that you are not a god...

>>36134556
It's not that I don't realize most people would enjoy the grapes, like they're not sour, but it's more that I wouldn't like grapes even if they were ripe.

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>>36134497
>>36134568
Start with Buddhist meditation.
Youtube intro vids

Sex is overrated, I had a long-term high school girlfriend for 4 years (including college)

the intimacy is what I miss. Waking up next to someone that I actually care about

>>36133744
Non-wizard here
it's nice if it's with someone you care about. shameless normie sex is terrible and ruins your soul

>>36134087
Oh fuck you're gay