>go on diet >lose five lbs in first week >accidentally

>>36133723
Did you excersize? What is your diet?

Eating my tofu and rice right now man. Fuck those normie-scum meateaters.

>>36133739
>reduced cal. soy bread
>soy bacon bits
>non dairy vegetable spread
>mashed potatoes (put vinegar, salt, garlic powder, vegetable spread in it)
>no sugar popsicles
>penut butter
>mustard (diluted with vinegar to lower calories)
>vitamin pills
>grits
That's pretty much it. I'd eat cheese but it's so full of calories that I accidentally vegan. And I'm lactose intollerant also, anyway. People in my family get that way when they get older for some reason.

>>36133858
wut, you ate penis butter?

Big deal. The first week is always the easiest and shows the biggest drop in weight. It's an illusion.

>>36133723
>go on your home
>fuck your mother in an hour
>accidentally become a bull

>>36133723
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