>see someone running for lift >press button to close doors

>>36133528
/devilish/ thread? /devilish/ thread!

>stupid vapid female comes to me trying to do small talk
>"stop breaching into my personal space"

>>36134559
No wonder you autists don't have girlfriends.

>>36134589
I have standards, my oneitis exists only in the virtual space as she is not from my town, I don't care about vapid sluts or sex.

>see mom in a good mood
>treat her like shit so she gets a bad mood

>>36134967
No anon, not your mummy. She buys you tendies and you treat her like that?

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>>36133528
>telemarketer calls
>don't hang up
>wait until they start their pitch
>hang up

>>36133528
>.jpeg
>scurry on back to /b/, rodent

>press button to close doors
>act like you are pressing button to open doors and acting like it's not working

>normalfag makes a stupid thread on /r9k/ with reddit frog pic
>make a retarded bait post, then sage and hide the thread

>>36134980

all roastie whores must be kept with a firm hand. You must rule your house with an iron fist otherwise mummy might get ideas like you having to work.

>>36135010
I wish telemarketers would call me. I want someone to talk to.

>Indian windows scammers call me
>Pretend like I'm a computer illiterate retard then right when he thinks he's got me I tell him to go shit in the designated street.

>>36135572
Why not set up a vm for him to connect to and create important-looking documents that are actually gay porn?

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I finally have an excuse to post this pepe

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>>36135010
Where do you live that you still get calls from human telemarketers?

When they call me, it's just an automated message that does all the work. And I am way less hesitant to hang up when I'm supposed to "talk" to a machine.

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>walking into building
>woman holds door for me
>make sharp turn and walk through the rotating doors

normie BTFO

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>>36133528
>Enter lift on the bottom floor with someone else
>Press the button for floor 1
>Lift arrives
>Right before I get out, I press all other buttons too
Fucking normie looked so angry at me

Someone did this to me once but then apologized once I ran into them because they probably forgot we were in the same class.

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>go to large 'anyone welcome' house parties or parties on campus
>steal wallets from where everyone dumps their coats on my way out
>uni actually sent around an email to warn students about letting their valuables out of their sight

pretty fun desu, ngl