It's 5AM. I have cum on my fingers. I have an exam and a

>>36131342
Call in sick and ask if you can take the exam tomorrow. spend 6 hours sleeping and spend the rest of the day working on a ten page essay. better to get something out than nothing so turn in garbage if you have to. STOP BROWSING 4CHAN

>I have cum on my fingers

Wash your hands anon

Do that old trick where you corrupt the file by saving it as an audio file or something and save over it, turn it in - when it inevitably doesn't work, you should have some free time to make it up.

>>36131373
nah, it's way too late for that. just embrace failure. turn your phone off, lock your door and get into bed with your phone. don't worry OP, we've all been there. you're one of us now.

one of us...
one of us...
one of us...

>tfw I haven't gone to school in 2 months

im talking about highschool and im going to fail this shit im in my last year but idc im going to be something one day, just you see r9k

>>36131494
your parents must be proud of you anon

>>36131342
just make up some bullshit and get a C

>>36131414
>do that old trick literally every professor knows
Good one anon.

>>36131494
might as well drop out, get your GED, then go to community college at this point. It's not like you're going to get into a good university.