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>>36129456
Just got back from watching the latest superhero movie with my gf. She licked my asshole and jerked my dick until I splooged onto her face. And then we got caught up on the latest walking dead episodes. Tomorrow we're going to Panera Bread and then to the zoo. I love my gf!

We fucked and now she's sleeping next to me. So, pretty good unless my loud ass snoring wakes her up.

>>36129456
Oh, she's great. Just don't tell my wife. Oh lol I'm only kidding. My wife is the only one in my life.

My wife and I have recently joined the feminist movement. It really butters our biscuits to see such an injustice happening in a modern democratic society. One could argue its as bad as Jim Crowe laws. You know, with the Negro Americans?

>>36129456
My fuck buddy just said she loves me, like WTF??? Bitch knows better than to try tie me down

>>36129456
just got finished lifting my new personal best for 430lbs and I'm currently ballsdeep in my model gf's butthole (my cock is 8.25" x 9" just fyi) once I finish in a couple hours we'll probably hit the hay so she can wake me up early with a beej and a tray of eggs and sausage to help with my gains haha

>>36129456
wouldn't the opposite just be some lolcow shit?

Hey my fallow chads. I just got home from my JOB and my GIRL FRIEND starts going on about how I'm too SOCIAL and not at all A FUCKING AUTISTIC LOSER. Can you believe her?

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>>36129456
>be me 14
>freshman
>at school
>lunch
>chatting up the lunch lady
>she gives me a free extra milk
>give her a kiss on the cheek
>get to my table
>sit with the girlfriend and my fellow chads
>give stacy at my table the milk I got since she doesn't get lunch
>she says thanks chad
>she's sitting next to me
>my girlfriend is sitting across from me
>stacy puts her hand on my lap
>oh yeah
>small talking with gf about the nerd in 1st period who always raises his hand and fell out of his chair today raising his hand so high
>pretend to check my phone while moving stacies hand into my pants
>she knows what to do
>she starts jerking my off
>feelsgood
>getting beat off while talking to my gf across from me
>say I gotta go to the bathroom
>leave to go to the bathroom
>text stacy to meet me there
>she responds saying in a few minutes
>get to bathroom
>just wait for in the stall
>she finally texts back says she's coming
>yes
>she comes in and goes to the stall
>i let her in
>we start making out
>my palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>vomit on my sweater
>mom's spaghetti
>

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>grills want to have 1 on 1 dinners with me
>Sorry ladies, only with my loving wife. I have a very important jobs and am in no way a degenerate.

>>36130823
>grills want to have 1 on 1 dinners with me
The bitches here are all fucked up a little.

>>36129456
>>>/soc/
oregano. only the best.

tomorrow i gotta pick up my girlfriends mother ughhh

I'm kinda bummed out after talking to one of my bros who got really depressed over his ex. You know how it goes, poor guy. The lads and I will probably take him out tomorrow and find him a nice 7/10 Jessica to help take his mind off things. Wish us luck!

I fucking hate you all

> tfw when im 20 and never held hands with a girl let alone kissed or fucked one. I have no friends fu k my life

>>36131867
Don't worry my dude, I used to be a total nerd in high school but once I got to college I started opening up a lot more. You'll get there!