"Hey brah, we're headed down to the beach to have an

an orgy with girls....or...each other??

>>36127810
"Are you a fag or something brah? No girls allowed."

>>36127864
then nah, brah, y'all enjoy yourselves. no h8, just not my cuppa tea, can you diggit?

No thanks. Unlike you braindead shitfaces I don't need to validate myself with meaningless sex. I lived 18 years of my life thinking if I had sex I would be happy, then, I transcended. I realized that the only difference between sex and masturbation is human interaction. I don't need human interaction for any of my normal daily activities so why would I need it for sex? Well, I wouldn't, and I don't. Have fun catching an incurable venereal disease fuckers.

>>36127899
...So you've chosen the wizard path as your destiny...

>>36127896
"No problem, homey. Would you mind holding the video camera?"

>>36127978
you know, I don't mind doing that for you guys. y'all are nice. hell, I'll even go get drinks with you later. I just don't want any sexytime today.

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>>36127951
the new radiating from you is nauseating

>>36128114
Do something about it...."wizard".
I'm trying to help these nice young lads film a porno.

>>36127899
>has sex with a tomato

you were saying?

>>36128081
"Sure, brah, we'd love to get drinks, we'll help you pick up chicks. And if you get a hard on while filming, feel free to wank away, just keep the camera study brah."

>>36127765
I fell for the lifting for girls meme and still got no girls
now I look at half-naked men and compare myself to them, it sucks