>ITT: shit nobody will believe >During Halloween 3 years

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>ITT: shit nobody will believe

>During Halloween 3 years ago, I dressed up as Captain Falcon.
>My costume didn't look that good but it was the thought that counted.
>As I was headed for one of my night classes, I saw a man trying to assault a girl in a dark alleyway.
>In those situations, usually I didn't know what to do but that day, I felt a purpose somewhere deep down in my soul.
>I rushed the attacker
>Called out "show me your moves"
>Jumped into the air and delivered a flying knee to his jawline as he turned his head around.
>As the man's body laid down in the black shadows, I asked the woman if she was okay.
>Apparently, the man had been trying to rob the lady and thought he could get a bit more out of her afterwards.
>I walked the woman to a nearby super market and she called the cops there.
>Afterwards, I began to leave and she asked me for my name.
>I told her, in the most nonchalant way I could:
>"Justice doesn't need a name. It just needs people willing to do the right thing."
>With that, I left.
>I'm not sure whatever became of the lady but I hope she has lived a good life.
>The man had apparently been picked up by police and it ended up being talked about around town.
>He had a knife and a glock17 on him.
>I'm not really sure how that night would have turned out had I not been there...
>Or had my attack not stopped the man.
>None of my friends know this story because they would never believe it.
>To this day, I still don't believe it and try to pretend it never happened.
>All I knew before that day is that I was just a simple law student...
>But on that night, I had become the law.
>Do your part to help innocents.
>Let your inner Captain Falcon fly.