I want a under 13 year old gf and I want 2 of them How

>>36127077
you don't
trust me anon 2D is much better and safer

You cannot in the three dimensional world.

And the three dimensional little girls are not worth it nor cute enough to rival the ones from the two dimensional world.

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>>36127143
Yes I do, trust me.
2D can't bring me water when I'm sick as hell in bed and my leg hurts and I'm all out of extra strength tylenol and all I have is crappy medicine that barely does anything if it even still works

There's literally nothing that "2D" can do especially since mastubating myself is getting tiring and boring now

>>36127197
can't you just get a regular girl to do that or something
or your mom

In certain parts of Japan 13 is age of consent. I'm with you OP I need a qtloligf to take care of me but I don't really want the sex. I think I want more of a daughteru. Like a little sister to watch over?

Bump.

>>36127227
>can't you just get a regular girl to do that or something
Uh yeah that's why I'm asking

>or your mom
My mother died last october. I am pretty much literally all alone now, everyone except my uncle lives an ocean away.

>>36127317
yeah but like a regular girl that won't get you in prison for staying inside your home

>>36127288
And by don't really want the sex I mean I need the sex, it's a primal need, so it's not just a want, so I need a young Japanese wife

>>36127317
use your inheritance to get a Japanese gf mail bride.

>>36127077
>and I want 2 of them
No, you can only have one. Don't horde the lolis.

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Become a Muslim and move to a country that allows child marriage.

>>36127077
What happens when they grow up? Will you abandon them?

>>36127077
Try the third world

>>36127416
Or go to Europe in a couple decades. The pro-migrant people there are already defending child-marriages for migrants, soon they'll all convert to Islam or be forced to.

>>36127337
You can't go to jail unless you fuck the kid, I guess.
Which I don't need to do until the age of consent, whatever it happens to be, wherever I end up.

>>36127448
I'm not a pedo, the growing up part is what I want.

>>36127490
people will still think you're a pedo and call the cops on ya if you find out
you could always try to find a wife and have kids or something. but that's kind of hard.

>>36127077
Convert to Islam and take a visit to Yemen.

>>36127508
If it were to happen I don't plan to go outside with her and hold a sign over her head with an arrow that says "MY UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND"

>>36127197
>2D can't bring me water when I'm sick as hell in bed and my leg hurts
Wait, you actually think that any girl in our current era would do that shit for you?

Stop dreaming dude. You better learn to take care of yourself alone.

>>36127783
They will if you get them young and raise them right

>>36127077
>become a muslim
>kill yourself asap
>now you are in heaven
>get 20x 9y old virgin gfs
>god bless religion of peace

Kys, faggot.

>>36127835
Raising has nothing to do with it, even more in our current era.
Unless you plan to imprison her and cut all contact with the outside world whatsoever it's not going to happen.

>>36127490
sounds more like you want to be a parent than to be in a relationship. Saying it's seeing a kid grow up that you want and all.
>you probably shouldn't do that though, you seem like a pedo

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Reminder that loli threads are being deleted even on /r9k/.

This shows how high the normie infestation is.

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soooo it's like a usagi drop kinda thing?
i think thats pretty cute op

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>>36127077
I want some shotas!

>>36127871
tfw no prisoner lgf to isolate herself from the world with you

>>36127077
>How to achieve my goals?

Get money in a first world country and then when you're 60+ move to Cambodia and you can have all the little girlfriends you want.. for a small fee to their parents.

>>36128672
Yeah, exactly like that I guess

>>36128837
just don't fuck the loli man not good

>>36128920
I want to have my cake and eat it too
And then make more cake with that cake but I wouldn't eat that one

That's how Usagi Drop went anyway

I think adoption would be your best bet. You're on /r9k/ so I doubt you have the charm to just seduce lolis.

god dammit, haven't been on here in a while and I come back to this.

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I want a 9 year old daughter who enjoys sex and likes showing me her panties.

>>36132191
Please never reproduce. God damn, why do pedophiles exist.

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>>36132264
I'm gay so that won't happen.
What's wrong with my fantasy though, so long as I don't act on it?

13 is too old though