>be white
>live in an area with a lot of hispanics
>go to liquor store
>the store is blasting hispanic music, almost everyone in the store is dancing to the music
>grab my vodka and orange juice and go to the counter
>cashiers are two older Hispanic women, dancing to the music
>they say to me in broken English "dance!"
>i tell them dryly "I can't dance, I'm white"
>the entire store erupts in laughter
>some of the other hispanics pat me on the back on the way out as I nervously rush to the door
Were they laughing with me or at me?
>>36126574
Hispanic here, with you probably
>>36126574
With you most likely
At you, but in a cheery way. They were amused at your response, it had self depricating wit and they appreciated it.
>>36126574
This didn't happen but I love these kinds of shitposts
Thats a pretty good casual banter m8, i would be pleased
>>36126672
Op here, this did happen to me, not even 30 minutes ago. I was in the deep cuban part of town where no one speaks English. They're friendly but the language barrier made me feel like they were laughing at me
>>36126574
With you. That was a good joke.
>>36126705
>self hate is banter
Calling them dumb shitskins like an autist would have been better banter
>>36126574
Beaner here, can confirm they were laughing with you
With you
If a white guy can admit that they can't dance they are A-OK to minorities
>>36126574
Thats some next level banter anon, good job.
>>36127465
You sound like a sensitive little pussy. I'm not white but I rag on my own race all the time, and whites in my group do the same.
It doesn't bother you unless you're some weird shit who spends too much time on /pol/, fell for the BLACKED meme, and is now hyper insecure about your race.