>boy in my class bullies me for being girly >whenever

He most likely has a crush on you. You should make a move on him.

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>>36126307
>He most likely has a crush on you. You should make a move on him.
a CRUSH? on me???

w-why would he like me? and I am a boy! boys can't do that kind of stuff!!

>>36126337
Bitch you're thirty and fat. Get a life

>>36126337
Well, if you're not gay then, so be it. It's just when young people show contradictory behavior to someone it usually means they like them. Think Ronnie Anne from The Loud House. She quite clearly was always into Lincoln, yet he didn't notice it for most of the time and just saw her as "one of the guys". Or for a more older example, Helga from Hey Arnold!. The same thing applied.

>>36126287

You're his prison bitch

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>>36126378
>Bitch you're thirty and fat. Get a life
no u lol

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>>36126443
>It's just when young people show contradictory behavior to someone it usually means they like them
you really think he likes me?? then why wouldn't he ask me out???

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>>36126378

This is probably the case but I'm gonna post my actual similar story which is not near as cute but whatever it's a cute crush I have.

>asked to work for a coworker
>omg my partner today is fucking sexy
>spend next 48 hours with a guy who has same music taste, same humor, same EVERYTHING as me
>realize multiple times that both of us are realizing we are getting "too close" and having too much fun together, you know what I mean
>pretty sure he wants me to be his partner, like WORK partner
>pretty obvious to both him and me that I want to be his partner, like PARTNER partner

I'm like really androgynous.. maybe I can turn him gay?

>>36126569
why does he want to be your work partner?

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>>36126484
>You're his prison bitch
what does that mean

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>>36126287
you only made this thread for erp bait didn't you

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>>36126582

He doesn't have a full time partner yet and me and my partner aren't really all that similar and I mentioned that to him. He also wants to start a band with me. He clearly wants to be closer to someone like him at work.

When I went to the station he works at, everyone was outside laughing and talking and stuff.. he was sitting inside alone with his guitar he brought to work. OMFG it was too cute lol.. eh whatever. Feels are feels. I doubt I'll ever get close enough for us to be that vulnerable around one another, it is as it is.

>>36126667
wait what exactly do you do for work anon?

are you a police officer?

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>>36126701

I am an emt and he is a paramedic.

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>tfw no pixel artist bf

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He's also taller than me :3

>>36126569
>realize multiple times that both of us are realizing we are getting "too close" and having too much fun together, you know what I mean
>pretty obvious to both him and me that I want to be his partner, like PARTNER partner
tell us what happened

>>36126562
He's too nervous to, I would suppose. If one is gay, they typically have to go through a channel which is intended for gay people to congregate, like a gay bar, because they assume a majority of guys aren't into other guys.

>>36126287
larp harder you absolute faggot

hey is this the gay erp thread?

>>36126287
>In class
>Girly looking
>Posts anime girls
Weep looks like op is a underage faggot, reported senpai.

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Oh look it's another HOMO WEEB thread. Boy howdy we sure needed another one of these.

>>36126287

You sure he's not just trying to be "one of the guys" with you and he thinks of you as one his friends? Friends usually banter with each other.

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>>36126802

I am really fucking gay and that's common knowledge. I'm not obnoxious at all but I have loooong hair and I am very effiminate in my mannerisms, plus I just look gay <--- yes that is me. And I've hung around him a few times because we get stationed over there sometimes but I saw a side of him that wasn't the "good ole boy" redneck-type side, and I don't think he shows people that side often. That side is all I ever am.

Lol. I'm sorry but this is going to get less and less entertaining because the story hasn't progressed, that's literally all that's happened between us besides last week I saw him once and we flipped each other off ;p.

But you know, it's just where you are taking turns showing people music you listened to in high school, and just gushing about it like "OMG AND THIS PART" and then you realize, oh fugg I am getting really happy right now. Or I made a couple jokes, and I could tell they really got to him, like he thought they were REALLY funny and was actually having a hard time keeping himself from continuing to laugh.

Yeah the more we talk about this the more scientific it will sound and less cute. Whaaaaaatever

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>>36126833
not everyone dropped out of the 8th grade like you senpai

you realize that people do go to class after 18, right? Are you aware that college exists?

>>36126287
Stop being faggot you have a dick.

>>36126721
>gay emt
do not resuscitate me
not even chest compressions

>>36126849
Being kind of mean there anon. Want me to shut you up? *summons shadow katana using the dark lord's energy*

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>>36126889
damn you look very gay
can you post a vocaroo anon I wanna hear your voice

>tfw don't look faggy enough for people to assume I am a fag
why even live

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>>36126915
lol

I took an emt course before

>>36126889
underage confirmed, MODS?

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>>36126821
I would suppose it is!

>>36126992
*unzips dicks* first cum first serve

>>36127028
>mfw anon has a zipper on his dick

>>36127057
circumcision even removes people's dick zippers nowadays? How do you even live without that? does your smega just fall into your underwear?

>>36127086
>tfw have to use the poop swiper to clean the smega
It's rough lad

>>36126890
Ha I didn't drop out of the 8th grade, I never went to school at all, I should really go to college before it's to late, I need to at least experience that before my youth over, sorry op you just sounded really underage.

>>36127134
What do you mean you never went to school at all?

What country are you from?

>>36127217
Ironically the usa, parents were strict af and abusive, home schooled me my whole life, I am forever scared and my existence is suffering.

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>>36127276
>parents were strict af and abusive, home schooled me my whole life

you know it's always the parents who want to home school their kids the most that have the least business teaching anyone

how old are you now anon? you are away from your parents I hope?

>>36127364
18, I'm on disability so hopefully I can move out next year.

>>36127461
>I'm on disability so hopefully I can move out next year.
what's wrong with you?

>>36127560
he's a faggot

duh

>>36127904
>he's a faggot
but... I am too and I am ok I think

>>36127916
being gay is wrong

it is also a sin

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>>36128117
>being gay is wrong
I'm not christian though

have fun believing in fairy tales lmao

>>36128223
>implying im christian

you are a degenerate tool.

>>36128223
have fun burning in hell lmao

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>>36128303
Why would being gay be wrong from a secular perspective?

Why would it concern you what two willing adults do in the bedroom, even if you think it's REALLY REALLY icky

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>>36128330
>have fun burning in hell lmao
umm why do you live your life fearing what church says some imaginary fairy dislikes??

if your pastor says you should kill yourself would you do it?

>>36126889
can you PLEASE post more pics
can you please be my bf

>>36126889
i've been seeing this pic all around
i don't believe it is you

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>tfw i'm twink4twink
>tfw i wish i was tgirl4tgirl

i'll never be a transbian...

>>36128697
>i've been seeing this pic all around
where?

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>>36126287
Just how old are you, homosexual?

>>36128758
at least femgen
and your shitty patchy beard is always a subject of fierce discussion lmao

>>36126889
>trump shirt
what da fuc k
dropped

>>36128863
no but seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

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>>36128883
I don't browse /pol/ anon, sorry. I don't know all their epic memes or wherever that's from.

honestly /pol/ memes are very immature imo. They are closer to reddit memes than anything else on this site
but then again I guess frogposting is kinda to blame and that's from here

does anyone want to explain to me what shadilay means

>>36128932
google shadilay.

>>36128932
>I don't know what Shadily is
I hope you never find happiness.

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>>36128950
>meme magic
>cult of kek
>BTFO cucks xDDDDD epic meme magic xDDDD we goteemmm boysss amirite MAGA BROS hahahaha

I really wish this board was removed desu. not because I give a singular fuck about politics, the board and it's users are just fucking cancer

>>36126721
Are you that anon with the good ol boy southern partner who likes BOOTS and TRUCKS and totally does not understand you at all?

>>36129001
Mad as fuck lmfao how butt-peeved can ur poopchute McCornhole be like lmao dude calm down have some ANAL cream for ur DEVASATATED ASSWHOLE.
I cannae even BELIEVE u are *THIS* angery xD

How do I get a qt gf(bf)?
How do I get a qt bf that actually looks girlish enough for my penis to get hard?
How do I get anyone to love me?

>>36129208
>How do I get anyone to love me?
if you shitpost hard enough then someone will fall in love with you

it worked for cebruz

>>36129358
no one loves cebruz, just like no one will love me.

>>36129385
>no one loves cebruz
but... people know who he is, don't think?
I bet hundreds of people have talked to him because of his threads and personality he's built on /r9k/

his chances of finding a bf are higher than yours, wouldn't you say?

>>36129401
No because they talk about how annoying he is, I would rather no one know me than everyone hate me.

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>>36129412
>No because they talk about how annoying he is, I would rather no one know me than everyone hate me.
any kind of attention is good attention anon

There is a church of satan. Satan's only biblical claim to fame is being fucking evil.

There are people who worship the columbine kids or fangirls for adam lanza.

Shkreli was a millionaire nobody, who has a fanbase now because of becoming known as a piece of shit.

If people know who you are, chances are higher that someone will want to date you than if you are unknown.

another example is that ugly ass ogre from game of thrones, I think her name is arya or something

another thing - you can act however you want. You don't have to be annoying like cebruz. Make threads telling interesting stories every night and people will love you

>>36126287
Anon you haven't been in school for years, you're also hairy and obese

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>>36129610
>Anon you haven't been in school for years, you're also hairy and obese
I notice you didn't deny that I was girly

call me a qt plz~

>>36129634
You'd be a lot more respectable if you asked people to erp with you forthrightly and then just jacked off while doing that. Or better yet, joined a fucking dating site or something to actually look for partners. Coming onto /r9k/ to make up patently fake stories behind your anime girl images like this is pathetic beyond words.

What am i even saying, you're probably not even homo/bisexual irl you attentionwhore faggot.

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>>36129950
ok wait calm down

first of all, everything in your first post was wrong
I am in school, I am very thin, and I shave my body

next I don't actually fap to these threads, do you actually think people do that? what is there to fap to in this thread idiot? I just do it to make cute threads on /r9k/, think of it like a public service, adding to /r9k/'s culture

and why would you assume I am not gay, why would straight people make these threads?

>>36130044
>why would straight people make these threads?
this board is full of normies and robots. failed normies but normies none the less. failed normies can turn into real normies quite easily, robots can turn normie but it requires much more work and once they do they will be more people competing in society. specifically competing for women. now failed normies and robots are very impressionable. straight people spam this board with trap and gay shit in order to turn failed normies and other robots gay. the more gay men there are the more single women there are in the market.

>>36130343
>this board is full of normies and robots. failed normies but normies none the less. failed normies can turn into real normies quite easily, robots can turn normie but it requires much more work and once they do they will be more people competing in society. specifically competing for women. now failed normies and robots are very impressionable. straight people spam this board with trap and gay shit in order to turn failed normies and other robots gay. the more gay men there are the more single women there are in the market.
interesting hypothesis but it has no grounding in real life

I assure you, no guy thinks about making others gay to have less competition. First of us, robots aren't really competiton in the first place. Before I turned gay I definitely wasn't competing for any women

and second, I find it kinda weird people assume gay threads have an agenda or something. I just post them because they are cute, that's all

If it's not a crush, it's probably playful banter and he see the others are serious

>>36130812
>First of us, robots aren't really competiton in the first place.
They have the potential to be. It's not about whether you will or won't its about whether you can.

why don't you post lesbians? lesbians are cute especially if they are in anime form i think more people would fall in line with the gay agenda if you posted like a 50/50 split of lesbian and fag shit. I know i would plz don't make me gay though. i like liking girls..

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>>36131311
Shit I meant first of all lol

Also I do post plenty of images of anime girls
And I'm not interested in making lesbian threads because I'm not a lesbian, I'm a boy

also girls aren't as cute as boys
nothing can be as cute as boys :x

>>36130853
>If it's not a crush, it's probably playful banter and he see the others are serious
how do I tell if it's a crush

>>36132276
>>>36130853
>>If it's not a crush, it's probably playful banter and he see the others are serious
>how do I tell if it's a crush
This

>>36131311
> i think more people would fall in line with the gay agenda if you posted like a 50/50 split of lesbian and fag shit.

They don't need to. They post anime girls which is why they're so successful. The brain of the reader responds to an anime girl and a faggy post, it's going to make the person progressively more "open" to gay stuff

>>36131412
>girls aren't as cute as boys

well that explains your posting anime girls