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>have problem >pray to jesus and our almighty god >it

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>have problem
>pray to jesus and our almighty god
>it becomes fulfilled

is he our guy?
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Ya
Live by his will & receive his will
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Tall
Pretty face
Pretty hair
Ripped as fck
Can do magic
Thousands of worshippers,eventually billions
Son of a god

Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad chad
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>>36126300
We don't really know what he looked like anon, other than that he would look like a jew of that time.
And how can he be a Chad if he's literally a virgin? Instead of going around fucking shit up like a chad, he went around helping people and spreading a good message.
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>>36126420

nah, Jesus ain't a virgin, he fucked that prostitute Mary Magdelane
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>>36126420
But he could have if he wanted. He was a Superstar in his time. Woman wanted him. That's the difference between him and us.>>36126458
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>>36126300

>He's virgin
>Has magical powers
>No desire for womans
>He was ugly and underisable (there is a text that says that, can't remember where, and well, even if he was not that bad, was no Chad looking)
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>>36126185
He's willing to accept sinners as his bride. Robots won't accept anything less than a pure virgin so he fails on waifu standards alone
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Yes he is
He is everyone's guy
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