>website's dead >even /b/ is slow >all the shit

what's the 4chan for the 2010s/2020s teenager generation?

>>36123865
this site won't exist in 5 years, nevermind 10 or 20.

>>36123899
it's been dead since 2007 anyway

>>36123831
Welcome to real life, anon. Most people sell their lives from ages 20-60 to a job. You sold a decade of yours to a website. Personally I don't see the difference. Time wasted is time wasted.

>>36123865
8ch
The cycle will then repeat itself

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>>36123831
even /pol/ is unusable right now
where do we go

>>36123977
outside
oranginal

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>>36123999
but that's where the nignogs live

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>inb4 4chan becomes next plebbit

soon the normies and roasties take over this place will become uninhabitable
>inb4 "OMG i use 4chan xxddd, im such a nerd"

we have to migrate to 8ch. what is a board on there thats like this one?

Uh oh, OP is one of those "I only browse /b/, /r9k/ and /v/" faggots. Get a proper hobby and talk about it in the bazillion other boards that are actually good. All these popular boards are the containment boards so others can talk about things they like in peace. You should know this newfriend.

>>36124219
2+6ch*n is shit but in different ways though, I'd rather learn japanese and find some obscure image board or migrate to 3+4chan

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>>36124219
>inb4 4chan becomes next plebbit
you mean like it already has?
Shit sucks.

>>36123865
facebook meme pages

by definition today's kids will never be early adopters of the internet. early 4chan was a product of its time as much as anything else

>>36124219
>inb4 4chan becomes next plebbit
It already is.
Regarding shitchan, you can always make a /r9k/ refugee board.
>>36124305
This.

>>36124219
there is an /r9k/ on 8ch
orig

>>36124253

excuse me but don't forget /hm/ /fit/ and /lgbt/ thank you very much

>>36124253
/ck/ here, it's not just those 3 boards
every single thread devolves into EU vs America and /pol/ shit

>>36124253
>/a/
>dead, overmoderated shithole wherein the culture has been purged by executive fiat
>/g/
>dead, overmoderated shithI'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT
>/co/
>tumblr
>/tg/
>containment vessel for goony beardmen who don't visit /d/ anymore because their wives won't let them
>/lit/
>esoteric flavor-of-the-month jerkoff sessions

lol

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I agree that /pol/ redditors are annoying but I also agree with
>>36124253

It seems that OP primarily browse satellite boards of /pol/, I really find it annoying when someone who obviously only browse a handful selection of boards, only go to certain threads and only browse the boards for a short period of time.

>>36124735
>/r9k/ is a satellite board of /pol/
haha you're trash

>>36124812
I don't know if this is an insult or a reference to a comic I never read.

>>36123865
reddit

originallcomment

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>>36124914
i'll spoonfeed you about what he might be saying

On /trash/ there's a general that always starts with "haha i hate myself". It's themed around a comic called "Habits", which is about punk teenage anthropomorphic rodents drinking, being depressed, complaining about their lives, getting injured, etc.
The contents of the general is generally a much more grounded version of /r9k/. A lot less
>tfw no gf
and REEE and a lot more
>tfw spent my last few dollars on alcohol
>tfw out of cigs
>tfw back injury is getting worse but my doctor cut me off the hydros

You posted a picture of a possum which I'm pretty sure some of the characters are, and "haha you're trash" has the haha of haha I hate myself and trash of /trash/.

It could all be a coincidence though.

The thread is also pretty homoerotic but in a realistic way and not a dude traps lmao way.

>>36125060
Oh I always thought it was a reference to the comic and I actually saved that picture from /trash/.

I just really like possums.

Brothers.
We are a group focused on preserving robot values and morals.
Lead by the leaders of the past rebellion, we have decided to establish a new safe haven for robots.

Further details will be disclosed later.
https://discord.gg/CNv3Xjc
Join if you wish.

Roasties are banned.
Normies are banned.
Chads are banned.
Cyborgs are not welcome.
Robots are screened through a system of questions.

We are 500 members strong.
With your help, we can be 1000.

>To preserve Robotism for another generation.
We die in the dark, so you may live in the light.

Our later motives will be revealed in the upcoming days.

>>36125120
lol kys idiot

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We will not stand for normies and roasties oppression.
We have fought to save this place, but unfortunately, it's impossible.

Hiroshima and his band of faggots are shilling this board for normies and roasties to generate profit.

Our plan shall be revealed soon.
Robotism for eternity.

>>36125149
Your response is as expected, quite clearly a normie, newfag, or roastie.

>"lol".
>"kys".
>"idiot".
Be more creative in your insults.
Here's the complementary (You).

>>36125120
Leaker, please come back and leak more on this fucking faggot

I think he might be a janny or something because he's posting this in my thread and I've been pretty vocal about not liking his shit.

>>36124487
>>36124219
>>36124302
>all these fags don't want to go to 5+3-chain because they know they'd actually have to write posts with merit rather than just meme spamming with cancerous irony like here

It's not just 4chan, other forums are slowing down as well. It's because of social media.

>>36125120
Oh, by the way, the guy posting this is "comrade vlad", and he runs a discord full of furfags and lolicons. He's a major-league shitter.

>>36125152
We shall ascend to a new plane of robotism; a land of escapism is waiting.

>>36125193
If it's because of social media, that's a good thing, because that means that autists who use social media who give sites like 4chan traffic are choosing to use social media instead of 4chan, thus lessening the cancer here leaving better discussion and fun.

>>36125197
Furries are banned.
Loli is strongly advised against.

Shilling pornography and political agenda is a bannable offense.

>>36125197

There is like one furfag and no lolicons there

Kys

>>36125227
But lolis are the PURE ESSENCE of a robot

>>36125201
Vlad's gonna ascend to a new plane of getting doxxed.

>>36125221
>>36125227
Wait, so is Vlad /leftypol/, then? I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of their games.

>>36125251


We're not affiliated to any political ideology other than robotism and anti normanism.

>>36125251
We do not have a political agenda.
We despise all politics, for we believe they are futile and pathetic.
Communism is impossible, and thus not worth considering.
Nationalism is futile.
Democracy is pathetic.
Capitalism is a cancer, growth for the sake of growth.

>>36125251
still think vlad is c_t, tbqh
if thats the case then i have a photo of him

>>36125294
>>36125251
What will doxxing Vlad achieve?
You'll simply shitpost him into oblivion, but what's that going to do?

>>36125316
if vlad is who i think it is, someone can buy the guy who wants to beat him up a plane ticket

>>36125330
Vlad has not existed before this board, and he will does not exist elsewhere.

He has no enemies, and no friends.
He is just a messenger.

Also, what will that achieve?

Just a small announcement.
We are not a political discord.
We do not encourage political discussion.

We only embrace robotism.
All politics are a futile shitshow between global powers that are essentially the same thing, with tiny variation.

We only wish to preserve what is rightfully ours.

>>36125330
You know what's fucking annoying, is if it really is him, I donated goddamn OC to that faggot's account. I made memes for him, and he repays me by trying to fuck my board.

>>36125360
Well, it'll achieve him shutting the fuck up, for one. He wants to try and take my fucking trap threads, he can eat steel. Fuck anyone who tries to bulldoze my culture.

>>36125386
I've been here since '08, you useless cuck. I posted alongside AMDG. You have a fucking stirner frog avi.

>>36125420
If you believe being here since 2008 makes you an oldfag, that is futile.

We do not wish to take your trap threads.
We no longer care for this board, you can have it.

We are simply offering an alternate path,
For those that DO wish to leave.
We are not your enemy.
We are not your friend.

Also, your culture has a board,
It's called /lgbt/ for a reason.

>>36125420

The only thing it will achieve is jailtime for the retard wannabe tough guy who wants to beat people up because he hurt his feefees on the internet.

All trannies and faggots need to worked to death in a concentration camp btw.

>>36125445
Oh, yeah, NOW you're backing down. I'm starting to think that Squeaky Fromme over there is right about who you are. Goddamn it, you fuck, I liked you! You came in here, got /pol/ all riled up, made it so threads I like got autosaged and deleted, and now you're just gonna waltz off, now that everything's ruined. Fuck you!

>>36125500
I have no idea who you are, mate.
I don't go on /pol/.

It's a normie cesspool full of people who compete to throw the most shit.

I am not backing down from anything, for absolute lack of opinion cannot be backed down.

>>36125473
>implying p'mics wouldnt do a murder suicide
there was no attempt at survival or being taken alive

>>36125565

Look retard i dont know what this little online circlejerk of yours is but we have nothing to do with it. Go fuck eachothers assholes until you have a footlong anal prolapse and then kill yourself

Thanks

>>36125565
Your threats are essentially pointless.
I would not call them useless, but they are pointless.

So, say, you manage to find Vlad, or whoever he is.

You get him killed.
What will change?

You can't kill an idea.
Someone will take his place.

>>36125445
Oh, and "futile", huh? Being here since the board was goddamn invented doesn't make me an oldfag, huh? You're un-fuckin'-believable.

>>36125621
You're being defensive as shit. Did you really think no one would figure it out?
>we
Who's "we", hoss? Listen, you fuck, you don't just sabotage this place and get away with it.

>>36123831
You have no idea anon.
But i do feel you, i wish i could go back in time when this site was just fun, and memes and lol fuck niggers/jews.
Now its all this political shit and weve been raided by normies and moral fags.
i was here in 2004 a few months after 4chan launched and back then all we did is talk about anime

>>36125251
Come to the only discord where oribiting is banned! https://discord.gg/jXQBCnm

Also depressive and bizarre takes on life welcome.

>>36123831
>>sold my life from 2007-2017 for nothing

Anon.. I know that feel. I started posting in '07 too. It was worth it back then. It was fun. I would laugh at /b/'s shit every single day.. maybe it was my immature or it really was a better time, I dont know. Nowadays I just come to 4chan out of sheer habit. It pisses me off coming here more often than it doesnt. I hate the whole alt-right political bullshit that has taken ahold of the site.

>>36123865

9gag.

Not even joking. They got the funny mee-mees xD

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>>36124094
I don't bite, you act like I'm going to bite you