How do we fix /r9k/? >inb4 unfixable Nothing is impossible

ban people who post emojis

>>36121939
get rid of the women and children

>>36123164
But then we wouldn't get girls spreading there butts, is that really something you want to go?

>>36123164
women can lurk because they might get redpilled but they shouldn't be posting

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>>36121939
get rid of all the gay hook up and trap threads

You don't "fix" /r9k/. You faggots don't seem to understand that this board is a board for shitposting and keeping us losers away from other boards. I come here to do serious shitposting and post properly on /m/, /jp/ and /vg/. The only purpose of this board since its resurrection is shitposting. Nothing else.

>>36124688
>get rid of all the gay hook up and trap threads
this

>>36124711
underage normie detected

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HEY WHAT THE FUCK UP IT'S ANON HERE TO FUCKING YOTSUBA BEIGEPILL YOU ON THE STATE OF FUCKING IMAGEBOARDS IN 2017. I WILL BE DOIGN THIS IN THE FORM OF A SOCRATIC DIALOGUE WHERE I ADDRESS YOUR DUMB OBJECTIONS BEFORE YOU HAVE THEM

ALRIGHT SO NO ONE HAS A FUCKING REASON TO BE HERE BECAUSE EVERY OTHER MSITE HAS ALREADY FILLED OUR NICHES. "BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE" SHUT UP I KNOW MORE THAN YOU.

TWITTER IS BETTER FOR SHITPOSTING BECAUSE BRIEF SHITPOSTS ARE BETTER THAN LONG SHITPOSTS DUE TO THE RETURN ON EFFORT. ALSO YOU CAN REACH MORE PEOPLE AND HAVE A TIGHTER E-CREW THAN ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD.

TUMBLR IS BETTER FOR POSTING ART. THAT MEANS 'ANYTHING CREATIVE', FROM PORN TO FUCKING VIDYA, WILL GET MORE ENGAGEMENT THERE. "BUT THE INTERFACE IS BAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT" NO YOU'RE THE FUCKING IDIOT, THE INTERFACE IS BAD ON PURPOSE, NO ONE LIKES THE COMMENTS AND THEY MADE MAKING COMMENTS HARD ON FUCKING PURPOSE.

THERES A SHIT TON OF HOBBYIST FORUMS FOR DISCUSSING SHIT. "B-BUT ANONYMITY!!" EAT SHIT FAGGOT YOU DON'T HAVE ANONYMITY HERE AND REDDIT LETS YOU CREATE NEW ACCOUNTS AT WILL AND IT GETS MORE HITS ANYWAY SO THERES MORE OF A CHANCE OF SOMENIGGER KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK HE IS TALKING ABOUT. "BUT WE'RE THE ELITE" ARE YOU? ARE YOU PERSONALLY? FUCK NO YOU AREN'T AND THE DAYS YOU'RE THINKING OF ARE GONE WE'RE NOT LE EDGY UNDERGROUND FUCKING HIPSTER FORUM ANYMORE

WHAT THIS MEANS IS THE ONLY REASON THIS SHITHOLE EXISTS IS TO SAY SHIT YOU DON'T WANT ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR IDENTITY AND THE FACT IS THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS BEEN THE CASE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THE HISTORY OF ANONYMOUS BBSES BUT WAY BACK IN MOONLAND THE FIRST ONES WERE FOR SHARING WAREZ AND HSIT.

NOW WITH SHIT YOU DON'T WANT ASSOCIATED WITH YOU, SOMETIMES IT'S GONNA BE REDPILLS NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR, BUT A LOT OF THE TIME IT'S GONNA BE JUST BULLSHIT. THE UPSHOT OF THIS IS THERE'S NO "FIXING" /R9K/, THE FORMAT OF THE SITE ITSELF RESISTS "FIXING"

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no roasties
no traps

would clear up most of it

>>36125052
OKAY SO LIKE I SAID THERE'S NO WAY TO FIX IT WITHOUT BREAKING IT AND ADDING DUMB POINTLESS SHIT LIKE "USER PER THREAD" COUNTS THAT ERODE THE FEELING OF BEING PART OF A MASS OF PEOPLE AND REMINDS YOU YOU'RE JUST CLICKS ON A METRIC

THIS SITE IS FOR WEIRDOS TO VENT. IT IS NOT YOUR FRUITY SAFE FOR WORK PORN FREE DEGENERACY FREE DECAF FUCKING MORMON REDDIT CLONE.

>>36125067
ALSO THERE'S A FAGGOT NAMED VLAD WHO HAS A DISCORD WHERE HE COORDINATES ANTITRAP POSTING AND YOU CAN GET THE DUMP OF THE LOGS BY SEARCHING "LEAKFAG" OR "LEAKER" OR SOMETHING ON DESUARCHIVE. VLAD SHOULD MAKE HIS OWN BOARD ON 8GAG INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN AT EVERYONE ELSES EXPENSE

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Ban all the autists.
In other words, delete /r9k/ entirely.

>>36124688
Out with the faggots

>>36124688
this.
there is a board for that shit. same with all the other things spammed here daily

allow special characters
remove the robot