Have you ever wondered what sex with a woman like this is like?

Its okay, but if her ass is too fat it will feel like you never quite manage to get your dick all the way in. On the good side they sure love when you try to root yourself in anyway. And they are most times up for anal too.

>>36112199
Yup. Girls with big asses love anal which is more important than anything because when she takes her ass out and it looks like that you're going to want to put your dick in it.

I think girls with big asses love anal so much probably because they've been pressured to do it with every guy they've ever been with.

>>36112095
mmm...i just want to stick my nose between her buttcheeks and take a good, long whiff.

>>36112095
Nope, never.

many times every day, I'm so lonely

I just fucked my gf last night and it was pretty good. I didn't do her from behind though, so I didn't get to see her ass jiggle. But her big tits were bouncing up and down.

>>36112347
Guarantee you she's fat or this didn't actually happen

>>36112366
What do you even mean by that?
Lol you seem to be quite the expert, anon.

>Feeling the softness of her buttchecks bouncing on your pelvis
>Groping the boobs while they jiggle
>Ocassionally slap her ass
>Grab her by the hair
>Hearing her moan
>Tell her to wiggle to get the head of your cock royally massaged
>Cumming on her back creating a white lagoon

I feel truly sorry for permavirgins

>>36112095
I've done it, the most amazing thing is doing her doggy and spreading her cheeks to see her asshole.

>>36112256
Or because it's harder to penetrate them because of the fat, so their pussies are hard to fuck super deep, anal is supposed to feel much deeper than regular sex for the receiver

>>36112487
>hearing her <<fake>> moan

At least be honest with these poor guys.

>>36112454
>Lol

>>36112487
>non-nazi LARPing

leave you two

>>36112587
Lol you virgins are really pathetic. It's seriously not hard to find a girl to fuck. They all want it.
Have fun with your fap pictures though.

>>36112682
>They all want it.
Yep, just not from me or most of us.

>>36112965
Then you literally all must have sever deformations or chronic skin diseases or some shit. I've seen some really fucking ugly guys get with all types of girls.
If you can't lose your virginity by 18 tops you need to die.
Seriously fucking kill yourselves.

>>36113010
I could get sex, but I choose not to, out of fear of embarrassing myself. Wtf am I supposed to do?

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I like anal desu. That feel when not socially capable of forming relationships but get nothing out of meaningless sex

>>36112095
It feels great, anon.

Source: me

>>36113107
post tits


oreganoes

>>36113010
No, far too much fun to annoy you.
And where did anyone say something about being a virgin? Had sex, had longer relationships.
Doesn't change that they do not want us, at best we can wear them down to reluctantly give pussy with far too much effort put in.
That is sure as fuck not being wanted

>>36113258
Can't. They're shit boobs

>>36113288
post asshole then

>>36113328
Google m8. I'm on my phone and don't have much

>>36113288
Just because they are shit boobs doesnt mean you cant post them

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>>36113361
True I'm fucking bored. Doing delivery driving with a friend. A lot of waiting..

Insult away. I accept my body these days

>>36113443

Would cum on/10

>>36113443
Will you be my cocksleeve, m'roastie?

>>36113443
c-contact info pIs

>>36113519
Not really desu. I'm not at all confident sexually. This always shocks people who expect a massive slut

>>36113443
>>36113107
p-please respond and be my gf!
[email protected]

Prove that's really you and not some random whore you found on xhamster

>>36113443
>shaved
Good girl.
Areolas aren't perfect but her tits are quite okay.

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>>36113443
FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES >FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES FLOPPY BOOBIES

>>36113612
I have an xhamster. Feel free to send me a message for proof but I'm on a car right now. Timestamp kinda out of the question

>>36113443
nice pelvisll;- wana fak xD>?

>>36113636
Well observed. Tits irl bruh

>>36113443
>>36113107
7/10
Tits are average, implants to help perkiness would give you an extra point
Might be the picture (add a point if its just poorlighting) but your thighs are looking slightly off, do some squats
If you have an alright face and fix the above, you're a 9/10. gj

>>36113634
Well I don't always shave. I'm rather turned off by guys who have serious demands over it

>>36113649
a message how?

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>>36113443
>DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES DROOPY TOOTIES

How do you anally fuck a girl taller than you? asking for a friend

>>36113689
Lol did I ask for a rating. I'm not seeking physical perfection. I'm a shut in on 4chan? Nor am I going to spend money on something so risky, vain, expensive. And it won't even last

>>36113716
Have her lay on the bed

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>>36113698
Well if you have a profile I'm assuming you found mine

>>36113800
would you be willing to talk over some other means?
like email >>36113587

>>36113697
Pity. Just do not be the bitch who first shaves and then whines that she is not getting oral for a while when she stops shaving and shit is all stubble.

>>36113775
anal boneprone?

>>36113800
Go back to /soc/ fat bitch, and take the beta with you

>>36113879
Pretty sure a little bit of maintained hair is preferable to the stubble and ingrown hairs you get from shaving a day later.

At least to guys who aren't pedos
>>36113884
I'm not that fat. Are you?

>>36113800
Show your face with eyes blocked out.

>>36113938
No thank you. I'm on 4chan anyway. Of course I'm ugly

>>36113741
>N-no don't rate me silly boys ^-^
You know full well that you're decent looking and are posting for validation from beta losers.

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>>36113919
So you're livi352? You can't expect us to believe that without a timestamp but if that is you, I really want to eat your asshole

Tilt her 45 degrees and fuck her in the ass. It gives an intense anal orgasm.
It works for you because you go in deeper.

I've wrecked one girls ass before. It took all my lies to make it work it wasn't forever but just long enough to know how to do anal.

>>36113954
I know my body's acceptable to "beta losers" as you call them but to most people and myself no. Not really
But yeah validation. I'm not proud of myself but here we are

>>36113991
So how many guys have you fucked?

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>>36113965
>wanting to eat that

normalfags are truly animals, do you like foot and being humiliated too, leftist?
How can the moderation allow this whore and her orbiters, it's a fucking rule no /soc/ shit, and anyone who poast mail should be doxxed and permabanned

>>36113919
>A-at least to guys who aren't pedos
Excuses, excuses. You just get too lazy to keep it bare, admit it.
And anything is better than stubble, seriously no idea how women can deal with 5'clock shit.

>>36113991
>I cant pull chad so im here
Fuck off roastie

>>36114008
One. Met him here
>>36114051
It's pretty hard to shave pubes stubble. You have to let it grow back a little for any kind of decent shave

>>36114165
>Met him here
would you meat another here?

>>36114217
No one here ever lives anywhere near me. Also I get kicks from taking pictures but the idea of just fucking someone I barely know is somewhat terrifying

>>36114165
>It's pretty hard to shave pubes stubble
okay now I believe you are a female, cause that was just..
NOW IMAGINE HAVING A CHIN IN THERE, AND THINK THAT OVER A LITTLE!

>>36114048
I've been doxed before but for me it's pretty hard to do anything I care about.. none of my family have an online presence and my address on Google is lime 6 years out of date. Good luck

>>36114244
where do you live?
what about an internet thing not just random sex?

>>36114260
I'm not saying stubble isn't unpleasant. I'm saying a clean and small amount of well maintained hair wouldn't stop anyone I would be remotely interested in

>>36114304
>stopping a guy from wanting sex
Yeah good luck with that.

To my mind its more about her being just as thirsty for more sexy times as me, so much that she is willing to take time to prepare herself for it.
Or maybe I am a pedo as you say, who cares?

>>36114062
Off course I can pull Chad. Anyone can if female, but I'm not looking to fuck someone who doesn't respect me. It's not as great as you all seem to think. Ugly girls know the distinction

First girl i was with was like this. She had some big ass titties too. Too chubby and short for me though, quickly moved on.

>>36114393
No I can respect that. Don't mind a preference as such but I think it's a little unreasonable to expect baby smoothness at all times. I have thick hair and sensitive fucking skin. It's not practical. Maybe not possible

>>36113443
You look exactly like my gf, except you have bigger boobs, how tall are you? my gf is 5'11"

>>36114453
5'2 I believe
origanoo

>>36114486
never been with a woman under 5'4. I guess it would be fun to just lift a woman around like a qt army bag

>>36114528
Don't really consider myself that short

>>36114575
Post more of yourself

>>36113087
Grow a pair and stop being a pussy? Seriously man, get over your insecurities. Everyone has a first time. Get with an escort if you want to learn what to do so you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself with a girl you wanna date.

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>>36114589
I'm limited to what's on my phone

>>36114622
nice pic bb

>>36114622
How do you like to be fucked?

>>36114686
I'm not very experienced. I'm better at getting myself off. I like butt things though hence why I'm in here

>>36114622
Jesus. Are you really insecure about your body?

>>36114707
I'm insecure about everything. Lying down is flattering. I'm saggy and skinnyfat

>>36114622
So whats with liking anal, only a thing for you during sex, or is it something you enjoy while schlicking it too?

>>36114727
I've done it a few times. Not like I can cum from it (or even normal penetration) but I like how it feels. Mentally too

>>36114721
You shouldn't be. I'm getting hard just looking at you. Post some more

>>36114762
You said you aren't very experienced so do you fuck your own ass or let guys do it?

This place is cancer, now i understand why they call it cuckchan/normie9k/

>>36114792
I already said. Both. I briefly dated someone from here but that's it. I'm socially incapable of finding and keeping a boyfriend

>>36114762
>Not like I can cum from it (or even normal penetration)
Ever played mindgames, or like dirty talk? Might want to consider trying it when sticking it in does not do much for you, but it can be a bitch to do with someone who feels insecure about herself.

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>>36114779
It's pretty easy to take flattering photos

>>36112273
No you don't. I've been in that situation. You realize quickly that it's way grosser IRL than a nice clean porn ass

>>36114917
My understanding is that female orgasm from penetration isn't achievable for many. It depends on a lot of factors. Mental and physical. I think my issue was being used to th3 visual stimulation of porn. Also learnt from friends that Pentration orgasm is Often learnt later in life with someone you really care about.
Idk
Dirty talk might help but I'm pretty shy

>>36114980
Not if you clean up with a shower head. Or even if you just took a shit recently and have been eating fairly well. But really if you can't handle the possibility of a little poo then you probably have no business near an ass

>>36114980
>clean porn ass
Lol. No amount of soap is going to improve the smell of a butthole. Their asses smell just as bad as anyone elses

>>36114834
Then don't look for a bf, look for a fwb. I'll give you the d if it's nsa.

>>36114929
I'd imagine that'd be true with a body like that. You're really fucking hot, nothing there to be insecure about.

If you can, show me your pussy

>>36112587
>-nazi LARPing

I..its all satire

Fuck off cuck/nigger

>>36114992
Mind games are fun. I learned to hypnotize girls and some can really get into it and have some amazing sexual experiences.

>>36114929
What's your area code? Find a robot to do butt stuff with.

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>>36115089
I can't make friends either. And find one who isn't someone just going to use me for their own gain? Even harder
>>36115096
Easy

>>36114992
"isn't achievable"?
More like a "I can't lift that" or "I can't read that" imo. You can't do it at first try and so stop working at it. Doesn't help that you need a second person who you do not want to disappoint and whatnot.

If you want to try for more mental playing, maybe try stories or at first some hentai of your preference. More room for imagination than porn but still some visual lure.

>>36115152
I tried posting in a britfag thread just for friends and everyone sperged out. I don't think it a good idea

>>36115194
You what. As an insecure female who believed the had to conform I have tried everything over the years. Every form of hair removal and "trick" I think I know pretty well

>>36115205
On /soc/? Try other threads there. Maybe you will find something that suits you. Hookup threads. Fetish threads. Ddlg. Whatever.

>>36115185
How wet are you right now? Did you make yourself cum?

Show me a picture with those fingers in your mouth

>>36115232
Fuck thought this was referencing what I said earlier. Can't keep up on phones.
I'm not saying it's impossible for me but it's definitely not something that comes naturally to many women

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>never any hot fembots near me

>>36115060
They use an enema before a porn shoot. Unless the girl you're banging has an enema kit at home, you're going to munch down a few poo chunks

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>>36112095
I'm very afraid of having sex with other person. It's too terrifying.

>>36115294
>never any fembots in Europe

>>36115300
Not really. Shower heads work. Also just having A healthy bowel routine. Very rarely have I encountered poop on my toys

>>36115320
>always in California or New York

>>36115246
No on here. I can't seem to relate to anyone on soc but still. I really don't want to fuck someone I'm not in a relationship. I'm not desperate for sex alone. I want everything with it. Also I like ddlg but not necessarily sexual . I'm a degenerate ageplayer. Kill me
>>36115248
Not very.>>36115300
I'm in public

>>36115300
Dude I have eaten ass more times than I can remember and not once have I seen shit on their assholes. Everybodu that isn't disgusting knows how to wipe their ass properly

>>36115232
And you took every thing that didn't do the job to heart as a "there is something 'wrong' with me", instead of continuing on with it long.
Don't get your panties in a twist, I am not saying you didn't try. It is what happens when you feel you get only bad results. Robots of all people know THAT one.
Also I have to ask, hair removal for orgasm? Did I miss something?

>>36115367
>ddlg threads
>age gap threads
>sugar daddy threads

All of those could have what you're looking for.

t. older guy who wants a little girl as a pet

>>36112095

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHPTHPTHTPHTHPTPHT

BRRAP

PSSSH

>>36115367
Where are you posting your noods from?

Also why don't you move to a different city? Seems like where you are isn't right for you.

>>36115416
No I just got mixed up with another post. I never said there was anything wrong with me. It's common and normal. Some never get to that stage but it's obviously about finding what works. Im Obviously not comfortable in myself which is a clear barrier.something to overcome.think sex should be about the eventual goal of orgasm. It's nice to just be close. No point putting pressure on it. And the vagina has relatively few nerve endings inside anyway.

>>36115320
>>36115357
>>36115294

Welcome to my world child. Scotbot here

oreoginalio

>>36115427
I don't want an older guy or to be a pet. I have "daddy" friends. Little friends. It's difficult online who actually understands the role beyond being a domino's while a girl dresses young and calls you daddy

>>36115471
It's not where I live. People are the same anywhere l. Moving requires money. Forgive me for not being overly keen on the prospect of moving away from everything I know

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>>36115513
Same. My problem if I even wanted to meet people online

>>36115526
Ha domino's. Of course I meant dom

>>36115582
Well if your scottish then I'm cool just chatting with someone who's (relatively) local. Then again I'm in ayrshire so the chances of meeting anyone nearby are slim to none

>>36115622
I'm closer to Glasgow so it happens rarely. I'm terrified of meeting anyone from online anyway so it makes no difference

>>36115667
I post here basically everyday and I only ever leave the house to do mandatory shit and the bi weekly board games night with a few friends. I doubt we'd ever meet either, but i'd be cool to talk to someone new for a change

>>36115582
Do you camwhore on /soc/ by any chance?

>>36112279
I'm new to r9k, why do the grey bars show up?

>>36115772
Spoilers my dude. They hide text that you have to mouse over to read

>>36115759
Used to before I found a job and a couple of friends

>>36115792
You do look like that one scottish girl who had a very nice body and used to post nudes on /soc/.

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>>36115827
I think there's only one of those tbf

>>36115855
I think I even tried to contact you one time when you made a contactfag post but never got a reply.

>>36115938
I'm pretty bad at online chat desu. Always have been

>>36115971
I just figured you got so many contact attempts that mine wasn't interesting enough to answer. Don't worry I'm not trying to beg for it now.

In any case keep up the nice work if you ever feel like posting new nudes on /soc/.